[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

I'm completely fine with all religions and beliefs. People should be able to express their views, but you sick bastards are mentally ill. If you think your God is the judgmental asshole that you make him out to be then why would you support that? It's people like you spreading your corrupted thoughts to the minds of the weak that make this world that much worse. You would be doing humanity a favor by taking a gun and shooting yourselves in the head. You all fail as a human.

The only thing worse than an atheist is a faggot loving, tree humping, terrorist supporting, peaceful atheist!

[Peaceful Atheist]

Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

It's terrorists like you who coddle islamofascist suicide bombers.

Those suicide bombers believe in the same exact God you all do. When they kill themselves along with dozens of other innocent victims, they believe they are doing "holy work". So tell me...is God opposing you all for portraying him as something he is not?

[Peaceful Atheist]

Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

The only thing worse than an atheist is a faggot loving, tree humping, terrorist supporting, peaceful atheist!

It is quite sad that you believe the words "peaceful" and "terrorist" coincide. They are antonyms. If you believe that bombing cities and sending thousands of men and woman to a foreign country to kill your fellow brothers and sisters is peaceful...then you really are brainwashed by fear.

[Peaceful Atheist]

Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

Your seemingly endless supply of bible verses has not one effect on me. Try using your own minds to say something with intelligence instead of claiming to be "The Word of God".

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

Your seemingly endless supply of bible verses has not one effect on me. Try using your own minds to say something with intelligence instead of claiming to be "The Word of God".

This is a Christian forum. We follow the Holy Bible word for word, as God commands. You are not welcome here.

[Nobar King]

Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

Try using your own minds to say something with intelligence.

That's rich, coming from a peaceful atheist who loves eveyrone except Christians and wants us all to kill ourselves. Do you see how confused you are? You're a hateful muslim-lover, not a peaceful atheist.

[Taylor]

Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

My Church does not have ramps for cripples!
...for the Bible does not call for special rights for sinful gimps!

My Church does not have parking spaces for cripples!
...for why would we want to encourage unsaved cripples to drive a car?

I'm going to be in a wheelchair for the next two months, does that mean I can't go to church?

[Meek and Humble]

Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

My Church does not have ramps for cripples!
...for the Bible does not call for special rights for sinful gimps!

My Church does not have parking spaces for cripples!
...for why would we want to encourage unsaved cripples to drive a car?

I'm going to be in a wheelchair for the next two months, does that mean I can't go to church?

Yes, it does.

If you were worthy of going to church anyway, you would pray and God would heal you

[Sister Charli]

Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

I'm going to be in a wheelchair for the next two months, does that mean I can't go to church?

What sin did you commit for God to smite you thus?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

God only allows evil people to be injured, sick, or handicapped.

Malachi 4:2 (King James Version) 2But unto you that fear my name shall the Sun of righteousness arise with healing in his wings; and ye shall go forth, and grow up as calves of the stall.

Exodus 15:26 (King James Version) 26And said, If thou wilt diligently hearken to the voice of the LORD thy God, and wilt do that which is right in his sight, and wilt give ear to his commandments, and keep all his statutes, I will put none of these diseases upon thee, which I have brought upon the Egyptians: for I am the LORD that healeth thee.


Deuteronomy 7:15 (King James Version) 15And the LORD will take away from thee all sickness, and will put none of the evil diseases of Egypt, which thou knowest, upon thee; but will lay them upon all them that hate thee.



Proverbs 3:7-8 (King James Version) 7Be not wise in thine own eyes: fear the LORD, and depart from evil. 8It shall be health to thy navel, and marrow to thy bones.


Isaiah 19:22 (King James Version) 22And the LORD shall smite Egypt: he shall smite and heal it: and they shall return even to the LORD, and he shall be intreated of them, and shall heal them.


Isaiah 53:5 (King James Version) 5But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed.


Isaiah 57:17-18 (King James Version) 17For the iniquity of his covetousness was I wroth, and smote him: I hid me, and was wroth, and he went on frowardly in the way of his heart. 18I have seen his ways, and will heal him: I will lead him also, and restore comforts unto him and to his mourners.


Jeremiah 30:12-14, 17 12For thus saith the LORD, Thy bruise is incurable, and thy wound is grievous. 13There is none to plead thy cause, that thou mayest be bound up: thou hast no healing medicines. 14All thy lovers have forgotten thee; they seek thee not; for I have wounded thee with the wound of an enemy, with the chastisement of a cruel one, for the multitude of thine iniquity; because thy sins were increased.17For I will restore health unto thee, and I will heal thee of thy wounds, saith the LORD; because they called thee an Outcast, saying, This is Zion, whom no man seeketh after.

[Higgins]

Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

I am not sure about this one Pastor. I mean looking at it from a purely economical point of view the people most often crippled and who would need a ramp would be the elderly about to be with God in Heaven. Perhaps they may be more generous towards the church in their wills if they were able to attend services regularly? This would allow for Pastors to do more good works in addition to the tithing which they receive from all the True members of the church.

[Taylor]

Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

Yes, it does.

If you were worthy of going to church anyway, you would pray and God would heal you

I am healing; I'll be fine in a month or so.

If only sinners get injured does that mean you've never had an injury in your life?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

I am healing; I'll be fine in a month or so.

If only sinners get injured does that mean you've never had an injury in your life?

Since you're really having an issue with adult conversations, maybe this page out of one of my kids books will help.

[Taylor]

Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

Since you're really having an issue with adult conversations, maybe this page out of one of my kids books will help.

Ok, so you can be injured if you sin. What if God chooses to injure in a way that means you end up in a wheelchair for a while? Surely He would not then want you to skip church because you can't get into it? So how are you meant to fully repent for the sin that you originally committed if you are skipping church as well?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

Ok, so you can be injured if you sin. What if God chooses to injure in a way that means you end up in a wheelchair for a while? Surely He would not then want you to skip church because you can't get into it? So how are you meant to fully repent for the sin that you originally committed if you are skipping church as well?

Well I consider a temporary injury the same as sickness, and I certainly don't go to church if I have a cold or flu either. I don't think the pastors would appreciate me hacking up a lung in the corner while they're trying to give their sermon. And I don't think those around me want to see a snot ridden sick person hacking up phlegm while they would rather listen to the pastor.

So no, I don't go to church if I'm injured badly enough that I would need a ramp.