[Brother Bob]

Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock"

My students and I laugh at your combined pitiful inability to legitimately support your religious claims.

I do hope you are not a teacher of any noteworthy school. Your resolute need to dismiss theology without looking at any benefits of religion is truly ghastly. Even if you are a disbelieving heathen, there is still a theoretical reward religion has to offer to people (A guideline for morality, as an example). Also your constant use of "LOL" is quite unbecoming.

You wrote in part: " The Bible elsewhere identifies Satan with the serpent in this story. In Revelation 12:9 and 20:2, he is called "that serpent of old, called the Devil and Satan. "

What you typical false teachers always miss is telling Story book biblical truth. e.g. NB: Rev. 12:9 Story book actually states -

And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. (Rev. 12:9) KJV Story book (My RED emphasis!)

Your claims immediately fail because the text I bolded in RED, DOES NOT legitimately fit to your premiss and we know why your premiss fails because -

And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. (1 Tim. 2:14) KJV Story book

Hence ' that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, . . . . ' of Rev. 12:9 ' that deceiveth the whole world ' CAN NOT therefore be nor equal in identity to the Serpent of Genesis - Eden, that actually failed to ' deceive the whole world ' even when it consisted of only Adam & Eve; as proved by 1 Tim. 2:14!

Your ministry is a proven lie and a sham using your own Story book itself!. LOL!

QED

Might I remind you that interpretation of the bible is subjective upon the specific religious sect you are talking to. For example, some may extrapolate from that a clearly metaphorical interpretation wherein the the terminology "deceivieth the world" could lend itself to meaning something of pure evil. The Devil's purpose is simply to cause chaos and deceit. It doesn't take a genius to draw any number of parallels between metaphors and the book of revelations.

Another parallel you could draw is the fact that Adam WAS deceived by-proxy of the woman. Hence, the Devil did, in fact, deceive Adam. If you consider (from a philosophical perspective) the possibility of "Satan" being an absolute of evil, then he did inflict the deceit as suggested by Rev 12:9. Think causality.

One last thing I would like to leave you with. The definition of "faith".

Faith (as per Dictionary.com):
2) belief that is not based on proof.

The whole concept of theology is believing in something greater than yourself. An idea that guides you to becoming a better human being (and being saved in the afterlife, of course). Faith is not something you can prove.

Yours in Christ,
Bob

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock"

My students and I laugh at your combined pitiful inability to legitimately support your religious claims.

Go easy on him, RP.

Compost Composer here is calling the Bible a storybook only because he has no idea he's been duped by infidels like Dawkins and Hitchins and has been wined and dined into accepting filacio-obsessed atheist philosophy. He hasn't a clue that he's simply regurgitating godless filth-losophy to hear himself talk--and to impress his "students."

What a pathetic unsaved™ loser who has no idea he can't come up with a single idea all his own.

Hell is for you, Compostman.

Pastor Ed

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock"

Argumentum ad nauseum.

You're the one making the big claim that the Bible is a story book. Your proof is little more than circular logic based on poor understanding of God's word in its entirety while cherry picking something you think backs you up. The fact you are not responding to anything I actually typed but just regurgitating the same old tired nonsense we've seen a hundred times before isn't making you look smart.
You might be able to run rings round your poor public school students with your poor arguments based on your opinion and no evidence but we at Landover know your type of old.

Enjoy Hell!

[Composter]

Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock"

Much smarter than you proven -

1. Story book jesus' frauds!
2. Your prayers, holy-spirit and god(s) combined have ALL failed you!
3. Your alleged trinitarian Story book god(s) lied and failed to support you despite the help along I gave you earlier -

And whatsoever ye shall ask in my name, that will I do, that the Father may be glorified in the Son. 14 If ye shall ask any thing in my name, I will do [it]. (John 14:13-14) KJV story book

If ye abide in me, and my words abide in you, ye shall ask what ye will, and it shall be done unto you. (John 15:7) KJV story book

4. Your incessent quoting of proven failed Story book text as your so called legitimate evidence in lieu of a shred of legitimate credibility for your easily and unambiguously defeated cause. LOL!

5. Your minsitry here is a proven sham!

QED

Much much much much much much much better luck to you and yours next times IF you wish to try your luck against me again?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock"

You keep on referring to the very inerrant and perfect word of God as a storybook.

You're making the big claim here. I know you feel all big and clever with all this stuff you found on some web site but God is smarter than you.

Matthew 7
11*If ye then, being evil, know how to give good gifts unto your children, how much more shall your Father which is in heaven give good things to them that ask him? 12*Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the law and the prophets.

13*Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: 14*Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

15*Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

If you're asking someone you don't believe in with all your heart for something and He doesn't grant your request should you be surprised?

Also you need to bear Matthew 4 in mind.
5*Then the devil taketh him up into the holy city, and setteth him on a pinnacle of the temple, 6*And saith unto him, If thou be the Son of God, cast thyself down: for it is written, He shall give his angels charge concerning thee: and in their hands they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy foot against a stone. 7*Jesus said unto him, It is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.

[Composter]

Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock"

Brethren! It is my sincere belief we are in the presence of a true genius of debate. By dressing up "IMMA NO BELIEVE" in lots of big words he can probably impress his "students" with he has, at a stroke, dismantled the entire apparatus of Christianity. It's a wonder it took so long for such a champion to step forth.

Sirrah! I salute you for your legendary powers of reasoning.

For an encore, why not prove the Bible isn't true because I'm fairly certain everyone else won't be quite such a pushover as I am.

Hey dimwit,

It is incumbent upon those like YOU that want to use their Story book because they believe in what it tells them to do and to obey -

Prove all things ; . . . . (1 Thess. 5:21) KJV Story book

So ' Off ya go ' and do as you are told by Story book jesus LOL!

Now as you self acclaimed believers believe you have some literal god(s) for support and I don't, then it will be easy for you to show me where I am mistaken, because you try to tell us all that your god(s) will keep their word and come to the aid of any genuine jesus' believer as they allegedly already promised in your Story book bible. So I urge you to take advantage over me and call upon your god(s), to either assist you in your efforts or to do it entirely themselves because you are malignant sinning idiots, to Prove that your Story book bible IS the words of these god(s) given to man, and unambiguously convince me, other sceptics and disbelievers in your god(s) that this is really the case? -

Here's some clues for you dimwits regarding Story book god(s) promises ' already a given to genuine Story book jesus' believers (apparently?) -

And whatsoever ye shall ask in my name, that will I do, that the Father may be glorified in the Son. 14 If ye shall ask any thing in my name, I will do [it]. (John 14:13-14) KJV story book

If ye abide in me, and my words abide in you, ye shall ask what ye will, and it shall be done unto you. (John 15:7) KJV story book


Going from your predecessors miserable failures througout man's history outside of Story book land, I shan't be putting the kettle on waiting for your god(s) to get off their fat and incompetent alleged spiritual ars_s to keep their word this time either. LOL!

Much much much much much much much better luck to you and yours next times IF you wish to try your luck against me again?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock"

Also seeing as you like 1 John 3:6 so much:

6*Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him. 7*Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous. 8*He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil. 9*Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God. 10*In this the children of God are manifest, and the children of the devil: whosoever doeth not righteousness is not of God, neither he that loveth not his brother. 11*For this is the message that ye heard from the beginning, that we should love one another.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock"

Brethren! It is my sincere belief we are in the presence of a true genius of debate. By dressing up "IMMA NO BELIEVE" in lots of big words he can probably impress his "students" with he has, at a stroke, dismantled the entire apparatus of Christianity. It's a wonder it took so long for such a champion to step forth.

Sirrah! I salute you for your legendary powers of reasoning.

For an encore, why not prove the Bible isn't true because I'm fairly certain everyone else won't be quite such a pushover as I am.

[Composter]

Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock"

Your lessons must be a real hoot. Where do you brainwash teach again?

I'm also teaching successfully here and now dimwit and inept Posts like yours prove it repeatedly for me, and your combined legitimate evidence otherwise also remains a constant zero!

2 Timothy 4:3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;

Your continual quoting from the proven Story book you fail to legitimately prove is the words of ANY god(s) given to man, only reaffirms what my students and I already know -

i) Your personal manifestation of gross incompetence and hence illegitimate testimony (e.g. based upon your circular argument and false premiss that this Story book bible is the word(s) of ANY literal god(s))

ii) Your predecessors manifestations of gross incompetence and resultant illegitimate testimony (e.g. likewise based upon their circular argument and false premiss that this Story book bible is the word(s) of ANY literal god(s))

iii) Your personal demonstrations of being a proven Story book jesus' fraud (See: 1 John 3:6)

iv) Your predecessors personal demonstrations of being proven Story book jesus' frauds (See: 1 John 3:6)

Much much much much much much better luck to you and yours against me next times IF any wish to try their luck against me again?

[Composter]

Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock"

Your lessons must be a real hoot. Where do you brainwash teach again?

I'm teaching successfully here and now dimwit and inept Posts like yours prove it repeatedly for me, and your combined legitimate evidence otherwise also remains a constant zero!

2 Timothy 4:3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;

Your continual quoting from the proven Story book you fail to legitimately prove is the words of ANY god(s) given to man, only reaffirms what my students and I already know. e.g -

i) Your personal manifestation of gross incompetence and hence illegitimate testimony (e.g. based upon your circular argument and false premiss that this Story book bible is the word(s) of ANY literal god(s))

ii) Your predecessors manifestations of gross incompetence and resultant illegitimate testimony (e.g. likewise based upon their circular argument and false premiss that this Story book bible is the word(s) of ANY literal god(s))

iii) Your personal demonstrations of being a proven Story book jesus' fraud (See: 1 John 3:6)

iv) Your predecessors personal demonstrations of being proven Story book jesus' frauds (See: 1 John 3:6)

Much much much much much much better luck to you and yours against me next times IF any wish to try their luck against me again?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock"

My students and I laugh

Your lessons must be a real hoot. Where do you brainwash teach again?


2 Timothy 4:3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;

[Composter]

Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock"

So by your crazy circular logic it is because the Bible states clearly and unequivocally that there is but one God and He is it that it must be wrong? How daft does that sound when you think about it? If you were going to find word of God's wonder in one place and one place only in the world it would be in the Bible - that's obvious! By your crazy logic the simple existence of the Bible and all its wondrous tales of God's will and actions disproves His existence because it is all written down.

I know - crazy when you start to think about it clearly, isn't it!

Your comments are typical of a confirmed Story book jesus' reject that Story book 1 John 3:6 speaks about!

The combined legitimate evidence from YOU, those clowns like you and ALL your predecessors that ANY acclaimed ' holy-text ' is the words of ANY god(s) given to man remains a constant zero!

Thank you for adding yourself and this forum's preachings to that list of religious Cult minded frauds and Story book jesus rejects!

Much much much much much better luck next times should any of you wish to try your luck against me again, your having been soundly and unambiguously thrashed by me on ALL Topics so far, even by my using your own Story book preferred version against you successfully!

[Composter]

Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock"

#1: Landmark baptists Cult exposed and also exposed as bible Story book jesus frauds -

Like your failed and pretend jesus' believing predecessors, your unambiguous failure to legitimately support nor provide legitimate evidence that ANY acclaimed ' holy-text is the words of ANY god(s) given to man ' (including your preferred bible Story book version) remains a resounding zero!

My students and I laugh at your combined pitiful inability to legitimately support your religious claims.

Herewith also a Copy of an email I recently sent to another incompetent preacher associated I believe with your Cult, Attn: Bryan Huie -

In your spurious article - ' Satan, the adversary of mankind ' (http://www.herealittletherealittle.net/index.cfm?page_name=Satan) your fundamental premiss is flawed, so let's start there -

You wrote in part: " The Bible elsewhere identifies Satan with the serpent in this story. In Revelation 12:9 and 20:2, he is called "that serpent of old, called the Devil and Satan. "

What you typical false teachers always miss is telling Story book biblical truth. e.g. NB: Rev. 12:9 Story book actually states -

And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. (Rev. 12:9) KJV Story book (My RED emphasis!)

Your claims immediately fail because the text I bolded in RED, DOES NOT legitimately fit to your premiss and we know why your premiss fails because -

And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. (1 Tim. 2:14) KJV Story book

Hence ' that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, . . . . ' of Rev. 12:9 ' that deceiveth the whole world ' CAN NOT therefore be nor equal in identity to the Serpent of Genesis - Eden, that actually failed to ' deceive the whole world ' even when it consisted of only Adam & Eve; as proved by 1 Tim. 2:14!

Your ministry is a proven lie and a sham using your own Story book itself!. LOL!

QED

I have yet to receive a reply from Mr. Bryan Huie, but am most happy to reproduce that email as a New Thread here at Landmark baptists Cult forum and my students and myself shall see if any here want to try their luck against me again on this second topic, your predecessors having unambiguously failed on the first? (See #1: above)


Much much much much much better luck next times to you self acclaimed Story book jesus' believers. LOL!

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock"

Your ministry here is a proven lie and a sham, and apart from emotional pleas for credibility, you have a sum total of nothing in the way of legitimate support for your bible, which your combined pitiful efforts here and those losers like you elsewhere; have unambiguously proved!

Thank you for confirming your ineptitude and false beliefs based upon your circular = flawed reasoning!

Oh yes! I also keep copies of all Posts for my students, so they can also see first hand how dimwits like you here behave and how successfull I always am at busting and exposing false ideologies like those presented by you proven false teachers! Of course you will likely Delete my Posts to hide your shame and false doctrine but too bad, I have duplicates to present to my classes and where else I choose and I shall do so as I please!

I bet also you self acclaimed Story book jesus' believers are also in reality, malignant sinners according to your Story book, hence also in reality, ALL proven Story book jesus' frauds! cf. e.g. 1 John 3:6 KJV proven Story book. LOL!

No small wonder your mods here want me quickly banished and banned from speaking openly here, in their pathetic and failed efforts to hide their self proven shame and false doctrines!

Landmark baptists Cult (church = LOL!) lost and lost so quickly against me, that it quickens my heart with joy to know I have again successfully busted yet another fraudulent Cult like yours here at Landover baptists = proven BS artists. LOL!

So by your crazy circular logic it is because the Bible states clearly and unequivocally that there is but one God and He is it that it must be wrong? How daft does that sound when you think about it? If you were going to find word of God's wonder in one place and one place only in the world it would be in the Bible - that's obvious! By your crazy logic the simple existence of the Bible and all its wondrous tales of God's will and actions disproves His existence because it is all written down.

I know - crazy when you start to think about it clearly, isn't it!

[Deaner]

Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock"

Are you on LSD?