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  • KentuckyFriedHarlot
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    Re: Does God Love Everybody?

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    Such anger from you. Won't you let Jesus into your heart? He alone can cure this rage from which you suffer. You can be free.



    But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith,
    Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law.
    Galatians 5:22-23
    I have more of Jesus in my heart than you will ever have.

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: Does God Love Everybody?

    Originally posted by SouthernAngel View Post
    ...If you associate with whores, it is your business...
    So did Jesus. You going to tell Him off, too?

    ...but please don't assume all of us woman are the kind of woman you mix with. Some of us actually know how to keep our knees together.
    This is from the same person whose first post on this forum contained this gem?

    Originally posted by SouthernAngel View Post
    ...From what I understand, our Father in heaven is the only one that has the right to judge us mere mortals...

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  • KentuckyFriedHarlot
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    Re: Does God Love Everybody?

    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
    Interstate transmission of a threat is a crime, even in that lawless negro dump of a town Jo-burg.



    YiC,

    Zech
    Idiot, where did I threaten you. I clearly recall "slap of reality". Where is the threat? Did you actually receive schooling past 6th grade? And my hometown is Johannesburg, in South Africa. Since you seem to be a bit special in the head, South Africa is at the tip of that other big continent.

    Dear SouthernAngel,

    You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

    Reason: Threatening to slap Mrs. Etheldreda
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    This is not some lesbian jello-wrestling site. Please take your threats of bodily harm elsewhere.

    YiC,

    Zech
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    This infraction is worth 71 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

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    Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
    In hopes of breaking through the denial. Sometimes a gentle approach doesn't work, as one's cognitive dissonance is just too great.
    Oh please. You need a healthy slap with reality woman. Go back to the kitchen where you belong, and leave those of us with an IQ higher than a shoe size to use the interwebs. You are an embarrassment to woman.

    Dear SouthernAngel,

    You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

    Reason: Insulting Landover and/or TCs
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    Watch the back-sass.

    YiC,

    Zech
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    This infraction is worth 40 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

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    Originally Posted by Mistress Cookie
    Please please don't tell me there's a Sex Toy Pom out there, too ? ? ?

    Oh my God, it is worse than I thought ! ! !
    A Toy Pom is a breed of dog you ignorant ingrate.
    All the best,
    The Landover Baptist Church Forum

    Yet you call me a whore? Bit of a double standard there, don't you think?
    All the best,
    The Landover Baptist Church Forum
    __________________

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Re: Does God Love Everybody?

    Originally posted by SouthernAngel View Post
    Oh please. You need a healthy slap with reality woman.
    Such anger from you. Won't you let Jesus into your heart? He alone can cure this rage from which you suffer. You can be free.



    But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith,
    Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law.
    Galatians 5:22-23

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Re: Does God Love Everybody?

    Interstate transmission of a threat is a crime, even in that lawless negro dump of a town Jo-burg.



    YiC,

    Zech

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  • KentuckyFriedHarlot
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    Re: Does God Love Everybody?

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    In hopes of breaking through the denial. Sometimes a gentle approach doesn't work, as one's cognitive dissonance is just too great.
    Oh please. You need a healthy slap with reality woman. Go back to the kitchen where you belong, and leave those of us with an IQ higher than a shoe size to use the interwebs. You are an embarrassment to woman.

    Dear SouthernAngel,

    You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

    Reason: Insulting Landover and/or TCs
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    Watch the back-sass.

    YiC,

    Zech
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    This infraction is worth 40 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

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    Originally Posted by Mistress Cookie
    Please please don't tell me there's a Sex Toy Pom out there, too ? ? ?

    Oh my God, it is worse than I thought ! ! !
    A Toy Pom is a breed of dog you ignorant ingrate.
    All the best,
    The Landover Baptist Church Forum

    Yet you call me a whore? Bit of a double standard there, don't you think?

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Re: Does God Love Everybody?

    Originally posted by SouthernAngel View Post
    If your Good pastor is trying to help me, why call me a whore? I was a virgin when I met my husband...can the same be said for you lot?
    In hopes of breaking through the denial. Sometimes a gentle approach doesn't work, as one's cognitive dissonance is just too great.

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  • KentuckyFriedHarlot
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    Re: Does God Love Everybody?

    Dear SouthernAngel,

    You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

    Reason: Whining About A Just Infraction
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    The good Pastor is trying to help you. Why are you so resistant?
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    This infraction is worth 45 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

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    Dear SouthernAngel,

    You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

    Reason: Attempting to engage in debate on God's favorite forum
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    Dear Godmocking Whore;

    Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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    Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
    5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
    5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
    Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

    YIC,

    --Pastor Ezekiel
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    This infraction is worth 100 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

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    Originally Posted by Thomas Taylor
    Friend, I find it envigorating that you have Mastiffs and a gun but, have you ever considered using them to promote God's work?
    How? Training my dogs to attack people of other religions? Shooting blacks and gays? Oh my, what do I do when I encounter a black gay??? Shoot him twice and then set my dogs on him?
    All the best,
    The Landover Baptist Church Forum
    __________________

    Such a mouth for a man of God. If you associate with whores, it is your business, but please don't assume all of us woman are the kind of woman you mix with. Some of us actually know how to keep our knees together.
    All the best,
    The Landover Baptist Church Forum


    If your Good pastor is trying to help me, why call me a whore? I was a virgin when I met my husband...can the same be said for you lot?

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  • KentuckyFriedHarlot
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    Re: Does God Love Everybody?

    Dear SouthernAngel,

    You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

    Reason: Attempting to engage in debate on God's favorite forum
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    Dear Godmocking Whore;

    Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

    Quote:
    Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
    5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
    5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
    Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

    YIC,

    --Pastor Ezekiel
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    This infraction is worth 100 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

    Original Post:

    Quote:
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    Originally Posted by Thomas Taylor
    Friend, I find it envigorating that you have Mastiffs and a gun but, have you ever considered using them to promote God's work?
    How? Training my dogs to attack people of other religions? Shooting blacks and gays? Oh my, what do I do when I encounter a black gay??? Shoot him twice and then set my dogs on him?
    All the best,
    The Landover Baptist Church Forum
    __________________

    Such a mouth for a man of God. If you associate with whores, it is your business, but please don't assume all of us woman are the kind of woman you mix with. Some of us actually know how to keep our knees together.

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: Does God Love Everybody?

    Originally posted by SouthernAngel View Post
    *shakes head disdainfully*
    More of the vaunted "respect" you show to others with differing opinions?

    How about showing where any True Christian(tm) has misquoted, twisted, or ignored ANY Scripture from the KJV, as you clearly alleged they have?

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    Re: Does God Love Everybody?

    Originally posted by Oliver Brendan Hayve View Post
    That is one of the reasons why I no longer believe. Why would a deity leave us to "only hope to get to the other side in one piece" and "hope it is enough" instead of giving us clear guidance?
    He did give us clear guidance. It's called the Bible. You choose to ignore it so you can wallow in your perversion.

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    You on the other hand ignore anything that doesn't fit your perspective. I am willing to bet money that you didn't even bother to actually read the Holy Bible, yet here you are telling us how it is wrong.
    That would be a safe bet, since just about everything in it comes as a surprise to her.

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Re: Does God Love Everybody?

    Originally posted by SouthernAngel View Post
    I can say exactly the same to you, since you are convinced your viewpoint is the only one that is correct without even considering any other option.
    Yes you can and you did. But you would be completely wrong.

    I often thoroughly investigate other viewpoints. I learned about quantum physics, and not just the easy parts, I did Garret Lisi's Lie groups as well. I investigated orthomolecular medicine and genetics to learn about secular alternatives for faith based healing. But in the end I concluded God and not science to be correct.

    You on the other hand ignore anything that doesn't fit your perspective. I am willing to bet money that you didn't even bother to actually read the Holy Bible, yet here you are telling us how it is wrong.

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  • Oliver Brendan Hayve
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    Re: Does God Love Everybody?

    Originally posted by SouthernAngel View Post
    Well, I just told you part of what Christianity means to me as an individual. How do anyone know the path they follow is right? We can all only hope to get to the other side in one piece. For all we know, being Muslim could be the right way...or being and Atheist. We can only try to be the best we can be, and hope it is enough.
    That is one of the reasons why I no longer believe. Why would a deity leave us to "only hope to get to the other side in one piece" and "hope it is enough" instead of giving us clear guidance? Either it is making us guess at what we need to do to be saved, or it doesn't care what we believe, or it doesn't exist. If the first option is true, we're screwed anyway, and if the second or third option is true, there is nothing from which we need saving.

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  • KentuckyFriedHarlot
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    Re: Does God Love Everybody?

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    We here at Landover Baptist Church follow the Holy Bible to the letter. All the parts, not just the feel-good parts. If you can show evidence of a True Christian™ misquoting any portion of the Holy Word of God, please bring this to the attention of a Pastor. This is a very serious charge. If, however, you fail to find such a comment, an apology to Pastor Peters is in order, as it is quite a serious thing to accuse him of doing.
    *shakes head disdainfully*

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  • KentuckyFriedHarlot
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    Re: Does God Love Everybody?

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    Since you persist in completely ignoring Jesus and the Holy Bible, the only one who can really answer that question is yourself. But I suspect your cognitive dissonance is too strong, disallowing introspection and other viewpoints than the one you already have.
    I can say exactly the same to you, since you are convinced your viewpoint is the only one that is correct without even considering any other option.

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