What the Bible says About YOU!

[Bob4God]

I am...

Gay Male

Lesbian

Pagan or Wiccan

Woman

Atheist

Transvestite

Tattooed or Pierced

Masturbator or Fornicator

Rape Victim

Rebellious Child


I am a Gay Male, and the Bible says this about me:


Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. - Leviticus 18:22

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. - Leviticus 20:13

Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind - 1 Corinthians 6:9


I am a Lesbian, and the Bible says this about me:


For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

And likewise also the men , leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; - Romans 1:26-28


I am a Pagan or Wiccan, and the Bible says this about me:

Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live. - Exodus 22:18

Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God. - Leviticus 19:31

And the soul that turneth after such as have familiar spirits, and after wizards, to go a whoring after them, I will even set my face against that soul, and will cut him off from among his people. - Leviticus 20:6

A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them. - Leviticus 20:27

There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.

Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer. - Deuteronomy 18:10-11

But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death. - Revelation 21:8


I am a Woman, and the Bible says this about me:

But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God. - Corinthians 11:3

Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law. - 1 Corinthians 14:34

In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array; - 1 Timothy 2:9

Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. - Ephesians 5:22


I am an Atheist, and the Bible says this about me:

The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good. - Psalms 14:1

But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned. - 1 Corinthians 2:14

He that is not with me is against me: and he that gathereth not with me scattereth. - Luke 11:23

Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman. - 2 Chronicles 15:13

In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ: - 2 Thessalonians 1:8


I am a Transvestite, and the Bible says this about me:

The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God. - Deuteronomy 22:5


I am a Tattooed, and the Bible says this about me:

Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD. - Leviticus 19:28


I am a Masturbator, and the Bible says this about me:

But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. - Matthew 5:28

Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body. What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own? - 1 Corinthians 6:18-19


I am a Rape Victim, and the Bible says this about me:

If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days. - Deuteronomy 22:28-29


I am a Rebellious Child, and the Bible says this about me:

For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king. - 1 Samuel 15:23


If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;

And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.

And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear. - Deuteronomy 21:18-21

[Irrational Gaze]

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The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good. - Psalms 14:1

I find this very insulting to my character. Oh, wait..
Matthew 5:22
Whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire."

But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned. - 1 Corinthians 2:14

He that is not with me is against me: and he that gathereth not with me scattereth. - Luke 11:23

So when we don't agree with you, that automatically makes us your enemy? I could care less about what silly things you guys do in your spare time, as long as you leave me alone. Let me hit you up with some Luke 9:50:

"Do not stop him," Jesus said, "for whoever is not against you is for you."

Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman. - 2 Chronicles 15:13

So its alright to kill someone who doesn't think and believe the same things as you? I find it very hard to justify killing people, many who have positive morals and do good deeds on their own accord, without believing in any god, and I know for a fact there are people out there like this, whether you like it or not. I guess you guys do have something in common with Islam after all, amongst other things.

In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:

Ah the inevitable hellfire threat, I miss being surprised. Not to mention how cruel and heartless it is to burn someone to death, but being burnt for an infinite amount of time, for a finitenumber of 'wrongs' is ultimately the worst conceivable act thought up by humans since we've achieved sentience. What's worse is it doesn't matter if the person did greater deeds then a rapist who was faithful, if the person in question didn't believe, then they're toast, no matter what.

A sizable percentage of prisoners are of Christian faith, people of guilty acts way worse then any mere atheist would ever think of doing, well they believe, so guess who you are spending eternity with? I'll be too busy enjoying my oblivion that I won't even notice, after all the bible also said that's what happens to people like me also.

[Bob4God]

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I like how you cut out everything that preceded the one quote you wanted:

But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire. - Matthew 5:22

Good try, though.

[Deep Blood Red]

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I am a Woman, and the Bible says this about me:


And the women shalt not leave thy dining areas, for they live solely to satisfy the hunger of thine men. - Song of Solomon 2:19

Quick question- Is Song of Solomon 2:19 really in the Bible? Last time I checked, Song of Solomon 2 only has 17 verses, not 19.

[Bob4God]

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Quick question- Is Song of Solomon 2:19 really in the Bible? Last time I checked, Song of Solomon 2 only has 17 verses, not 19.

Dear sinner who is worthless before the eyes of God: In 1937, Landover received various documents from The Holy Land among which were fragments of verse that coincided with the linguistic style of Solomon. I spoke with Pastor Bathfire on this subject and he was kind enough to tell me the following:

The largest piece ends with the words 'ayâl al har bether. ((a) hart upon the mountains of Bether. See Sol 2:17)

There then follows about 48 further words which we take to be Solomon 2:18 & 19.

Solomon 2:18 is damaged but seems to say

We will be as one and come the light of dawn thence to thy palaces and fountains [piece missing] there within I am thine.

And the women [as I] shalt not leave thy [great?] dining areas, for they [as I] live solely to satisfy the hunger of thine men thy manhood.

You will see that with the advanced linguistics available today through the Landover Christian University, we have been able to discover more of what is most likely The Lord’s inspiration. However, whilst with Pastor Bathfire, he impressed upon me that I was giving too much away and urged me to read,

Rev 22:18 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:

Therefore it is with some regret that I must say that despite mountains of evidence as solid as any that is elsewhere found in KJV1611, that the Solomon 2:18 & 19 must be considered as the Apocrypha – interesting but not confirmed as inspired. We may look upon it as more common knowledge than inspired.

[Jessi Schurt]

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Rape Victim

I think Deuteronomy 22:23-24 is very important to this issue as well. We are seeing a terrible backlash against that good man Todd Aikens.