[JimmyKimmel]

Re: Vegetarianism = Satanism

Hmmm irony good for the blood!
I wouldn't turn hourly steaks down for sure!!

HAHAHAHAHA.
your so funny.

Vegetarianism is not satanism, what are you, fucking retarded?
It's eating healthy and saving another living creature at the same time.

[Dednyz]

Re: Vegetarianism = Satanism

Them vegans will be roasting in the pits of hell

[emmawilliams]

Re: Vegetarianism = Satanism

Indeed... maybe we could force him to go through an intensive rehab operation, where he has to eat a big bloody steak every hour, on the hour, for a day or so?

Hmmm irony good for the blood!
I wouldn't turn hourly steaks down for sure!!

[Bob Wajorsky]

Re: Vegetarianism = Satanism

Thank you Pastor Zeke! Any good recipes for man's best friend, German Shepherd/Alsation in particular?

There are a few goods ones out there. Remember, you can make just about any of your favorite dishes with dog.

Helpful Link to prepare the dog; http://www.everything2.com/title/Butchering+a+dog


Dog roast

1. One day in advance wash the dog inside and out; soak it in very cold water with vinegar for a few hours. This freshens and whitens the meat. Cook some carrots, celery and onions on low heat in oil for a good 10 minutes, stirring occasionally. The onions should become somewhat translucent, the carrots slightly caramelized. Add salt and thyme.

2. Dry the dog thoroughly inside and out. You may stuff the dog with the vegetables at this time; however, if you use a conventional stuffing, such as one for a turkey, wait until just before cooking and make certain that the dog and stuffing are at room temperature.

3. The easiest way to close the opening is to use an ice pick or an upholstery needle to punch rows of holes about an inch apart on both sides of the stomach flaps. Then lace it up with thick string just as you would a shoe. You may also use skewers and string as you would for a turkey.

4. Place the dog in a big roasting pan; it may have to be placed diagonally. Tuck the hind legs close to the stomach on either side; tie them together with a string under the stomach if needed. The forelegs should be pointing straight ahead (also tied together so they won't spread out) and the head resting between them.

5. Place a small piece of wood (like a child's block) or a piece of bunched-up foil in the mouth, opening it as wide as you can. Twist the tail into a curl and secure it with string or tape. Place crumpled aluminum foil in the eye sockets (some people place marbles).

6. At this point you may cover it with plastic wrap and refrigerate it. Before cooking the dog, let it come to room temperature.

7. Preheat oven to 230C. Baste every inch of the dog with oil, including the head, legs and tail. Make little covers for the ears and tail of aluminum foil.

8. If your dog hangs over the pan, use heavy-duty foil to extend the pan so that any juices will be collected. Place the dog in the oven for 30 minutes.

9. Remove the dog quickly, shutting the oven door, baste with oil again and return to the oven. Then reduce the temperature to 175C. Continue basting with oil every 20 minutes 4 to 5 mor

[Nobar King]

Re: Vegetarianism = Satanism

Not enough has been said on this thread about seitan, the gateway wheat to satanism. I think it's pretty obvious why those hippies chose that name.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Vegetarianism = Satanism

Thank you Pastor Zeke! Any good recipes for man's best friend, German Shepherd/Alsation in particular?

Here is a chink recipe, complete with photos. Enjoy!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Vegetarianism = Satanism

Thank you Pastor Zeke! Any good recipes for man's best friend, German Shepherd/Alsation in particular?

I don't have any myself, but I sure hope Tommy doesn't see this thread.

[Kay Dee]

Re: Vegetarianism = Satanism

Thank you Pastor Zeke! Any good recipes for man's best friend, German Shepherd/Alsation in particular?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Vegetarianism = Satanism

I've not eaten meat since 1993, and I have none in my house, so if I kill and eat my pets, will my soul be saved?

Please help me with this dilemma my kind True Christian brothers and sisters! Does anyone have a good recipe for kitten?

I can help out.

BEER ROASTED CAT

1 cat cut into roast
1 can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup
1 cube of beef bouillon
1 clove of garlic
1 Fine Irish Stout, like Guinness

Cover and soak cat roast in salt water for 24 hours. Drain water and then cover and soak in beer for 6 hours. Drain and place in crock pot with your cans of soup. Add a clove of garlic, and a cube of beef bouillon. If you start to slow cook your cat in the morning with your George Foreman Cooker (or it's ilk), you'll have finely cooked feline in time for supper.

If a slow cooker is not available, a cat can be baked at 350 degrees for 2-3 hours in a conventional oven and still come out pretty good. Beer Roasted Cat is fantastic served with mashed potatoes, collard greens, and fresh, homemade egg rolls. When planning a full meal just remember- cat is a course best served hot!

There are plenty of yummy recipes to be found HERE, complete with illustrating photos.

And don't forget Man's best friend too. Meat is meat!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Vegetarianism = Satanism

I've not eaten meat since 1993, and I have none in my house, so if I kill and eat my pets, will my soul be saved?

Please help me with this dilemma my kind True Christian brothers and sisters! Does anyone have a good recipe for kitten?

I like the General Meow's Kitten, but if you don't like Chinese food, there's Kitty Seca.

Or you could go to the grocery store and snap into a Slim Jim or something. There's at least a little meat in those.

[Deaner]

Re: Vegetarianism = Satanism

Does anyone have a good recipe for kitten?

Look for this guy, he hangs around here.

[Kay Dee]

Re: Vegetarianism = Satanism

I've not eaten meat since 1993, and I have none in my house, so if I kill and eat my pets, will my soul be saved?

Please help me with this dilemma my kind True Christian brothers and sisters! Does anyone have a good recipe for kitten?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Vegetarianism = Satanism

a Jap Turkey

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Vegetarianism = Satanism

Temperance, this bothers me a LOT. PLEASE tell me that you didn't really eat curry chips (the very thought makes me gag) with ketchup and mayo.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Vegetarianism = Satanism

Indeed... maybe we could force him to go through an intensive rehab operation, where he has to eat a big bloody steak every hour, on the hour, for a day or so? Then again, maybe he's not completely meat-free... I wouldn't be surprised to discover that he's been having regular hot beef injections.

Temperance, this bothers me a LOT. PLEASE tell me that you didn't really eat curry chips (the very thought makes me gag) with ketchup and mayo.