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Brothers in Christ, I am often asked why the world is going to hell in a handbasket. Many speculate on the possible reasons; gay marriage, rampant degeneracy, liberalism, a darkie in the Whitehouse, witches running around unchecked...
I want to share with you my answer. Which is to say God's answer, the unassailable truth: God isn't getting His rightful share of the booty.
By which I mean, I am not getting God's share of the booty.
Open your Bibles to the book of Numbers, chapter 31. We all know the story of the battle with the despised Midianites. Let's start at verse 31 and work our way into the verses.
You see, God wants the booty of war split up, with 1/50th being His. By which I mean, it should be given to his priests. This includes cash, cattle and virgins. Numbers 31 clearly spells out that God wants His share to be given to His priests, for them (me) to do with as they (I) see fit. 
Since this practice has stopped under Barrack HUSSEIN Obama (GWB was great about it!), America has plunged into decline. It's as plain as day. This is again why we True Christians™ must Pray and work hard to get the KJV Bible ensconced as the law of the land, instead of that secular U.S. Constitution.
And by the way, the next time you hear anyone bellyaching about "Pastor Ezekiel drives a different car every day of the week," or "Pastor Ezekiel flies all over the world with his personal chef and his 14 year old Indonesian houseboy and burns through Church money like green corn through a nigra maid," You be sure and tell that apostate that Pastor Ezekiel is just holding onto God's booty. As the Bible dictates.
I want to share with you my answer. Which is to say God's answer, the unassailable truth: God isn't getting His rightful share of the booty.
By which I mean, I am not getting God's share of the booty.
Open your Bibles to the book of Numbers, chapter 31. We all know the story of the battle with the despised Midianites. Let's start at verse 31 and work our way into the verses.
Numbers 31:31 And Moses and Eleazar the priest did as the LORD commanded Moses.
31:32 And the booty, being the rest of the prey which the men of war had caught, was six hundred thousand and seventy thousand and five thousand sheep,
31:33 And threescore and twelve thousand beeves,
31:34 And threescore and one thousand asses,
31:35 And thirty and two thousand persons in all, of women that had not known man by lying with him.
31:36 And the half, which was the portion of them that went out to war, was in number three hundred thousand and seven and thirty thousand and five hundred sheep:
31:37 And the LORD's tribute of the sheep was six hundred and threescore and fifteen.
31:38 And the beeves were thirty and six thousand; of which the LORD's tribute was threescore and twelve.
31:39 And the asses were thirty thousand and five hundred; of which the LORD's tribute was threescore and one.
31:40 And the persons were sixteen thousand; of which the LORD's tribute was thirty and two persons.
31:41 And Moses gave the tribute, which was the LORD's heave offering, unto Eleazar the priest, as the LORD commanded Moses.
31:42 And of the children of Israel's half, which Moses divided from the men that warred,
31:43 (Now the half that pertained unto the congregation was three hundred thousand and thirty thousand and seven thousand and five hundred sheep,
31:44 And thirty and six thousand beeves,
31:45 And thirty thousand asses and five hundred,
31:46 And sixteen thousand persons
31:47 Even of the children of Israel's half, Moses took one portion of fifty, both of man and of beast, and gave them unto the Levites, which kept the charge of the tabernacle of the LORD; as the LORD commanded Moses.
31:48 And the officers which were over thousands of the host, the captains of thousands, and captains of hundreds, came near unto Moses:
31:49 And they said unto Moses, Thy servants have taken the sum of the men of war which are under our charge, and there lacketh not one man of us.
31:50 We have therefore brought an oblation for the LORD, what every man hath gotten, of jewels of gold, chains, and bracelets, rings, earrings, and tablets, to make an atonement for our souls before the LORD.
31:51 And Moses and Eleazar the priest took the gold of them, even all wrought jewels.
31:52 And all the gold of the offering that they offered up to the LORD, of the captains of thousands, and of the captains of hundreds, was sixteen thousand seven hundred and fifty shekels.
31:32 And the booty, being the rest of the prey which the men of war had caught, was six hundred thousand and seventy thousand and five thousand sheep,
31:33 And threescore and twelve thousand beeves,
31:34 And threescore and one thousand asses,
31:35 And thirty and two thousand persons in all, of women that had not known man by lying with him.
31:36 And the half, which was the portion of them that went out to war, was in number three hundred thousand and seven and thirty thousand and five hundred sheep:
31:37 And the LORD's tribute of the sheep was six hundred and threescore and fifteen.
31:38 And the beeves were thirty and six thousand; of which the LORD's tribute was threescore and twelve.
31:39 And the asses were thirty thousand and five hundred; of which the LORD's tribute was threescore and one.
31:40 And the persons were sixteen thousand; of which the LORD's tribute was thirty and two persons.
31:41 And Moses gave the tribute, which was the LORD's heave offering, unto Eleazar the priest, as the LORD commanded Moses.
31:42 And of the children of Israel's half, which Moses divided from the men that warred,
31:43 (Now the half that pertained unto the congregation was three hundred thousand and thirty thousand and seven thousand and five hundred sheep,
31:44 And thirty and six thousand beeves,
31:45 And thirty thousand asses and five hundred,
31:46 And sixteen thousand persons
31:47 Even of the children of Israel's half, Moses took one portion of fifty, both of man and of beast, and gave them unto the Levites, which kept the charge of the tabernacle of the LORD; as the LORD commanded Moses.
31:48 And the officers which were over thousands of the host, the captains of thousands, and captains of hundreds, came near unto Moses:
31:49 And they said unto Moses, Thy servants have taken the sum of the men of war which are under our charge, and there lacketh not one man of us.
31:50 We have therefore brought an oblation for the LORD, what every man hath gotten, of jewels of gold, chains, and bracelets, rings, earrings, and tablets, to make an atonement for our souls before the LORD.
31:51 And Moses and Eleazar the priest took the gold of them, even all wrought jewels.
31:52 And all the gold of the offering that they offered up to the LORD, of the captains of thousands, and of the captains of hundreds, was sixteen thousand seven hundred and fifty shekels.
Since this practice has stopped under Barrack HUSSEIN Obama (GWB was great about it!), America has plunged into decline. It's as plain as day. This is again why we True Christians™ must Pray and work hard to get the KJV Bible ensconced as the law of the land, instead of that secular U.S. Constitution.
And by the way, the next time you hear anyone bellyaching about "Pastor Ezekiel drives a different car every day of the week," or "Pastor Ezekiel flies all over the world with his personal chef and his 14 year old Indonesian houseboy and burns through Church money like green corn through a nigra maid," You be sure and tell that apostate that Pastor Ezekiel is just holding onto God's booty. As the Bible dictates.
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