[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Should I Pursue Higher Education?

One of the men at church Sunday presented me with a brochure from the community college he attends...

College? Most Baptists consider high-school as higher education!

Perhaps this is where Miss Right will be found!

Try any local agricultural show and make certain to check for at least a dozen teeth. This will weed out the majority of the Landrover Church women but most of them have seen more dark shafts that an elevator repairman so no big loss.

With over a billion in our Church and the numbers rocketing skyward, I might suggest you find a nice Catholic girl who can help you on the true path to salvation and teach you about cuisine from other parts of the world!

We have a cornucopia of lovely ladies from all corners of the globe and who is to say that given the odds even you couldn't find a marriage partner without having to order one from Albania or Alabama!



Bless you, my lovelorn lump,
Father Mo




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[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Should I Pursue Higher Education?

I found my local university was a place that encouraged open-mindedness and curiosity, so I left after the first year. Best decision I ever made! I learnt from life experience and eventually took a 6 week postal course to get my doctorate like "Mr" Hutchins here. Unlike Mr Hutchins, you should call me Dr . It's paid off handsomely. I inherited my own practice that practically runs itself - well, it actually does run itself - leaving me free to do other pursuits.