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Glory! Almost a Dr. of Divinity
The LORD GOD moves in definite, direct ways to bring His Will to fruitionalism. I thought for sure I'd be living in England, Hong Kong, or Gnaw Bone, Indiana by now - but He kept me here in NYC by reminding me of my once-revoked passport (now restored, Glory!) and putting roadblocks in my path. This meant that I was able to continue my studies in Divinity and now that is almost complete.
I don't want anyone here to treat me any differently once I become Dr. BrotherLarry and thousands of offers start streaming in for me to become a youth pastor or Minister to the Homers all over the world. I am still humble me, despite my massive intelligence and educatedness. The LORD GOD has blessed me with a meek spirit so that even though He also gave me rugged good looks, a muscular, well defined body and above average likeability, I remain a servant to those in need of service and no better than anyone else other than the lesser races, atheists, and followers of false religions.
Be sure to watch for the announcement that my doctorate has been granted, however, because you will have to refer to me with my titular title, with the possible exception of sweet Great Granny Sister Isabella, who can call me anything she wants since she reminds me so much of my late relative. And Basilissa
who wants to call me husband but finds herself in an impossible situation what with her engagement and all.
I would imagine the good pastor will refer to me as Horse Guy no matter what, so I'm prepared for that. I hope the rest of you find some comfort in living your lives through mine, coveting my blessings.
I love You, Jesus! You have certainly been kind to me.
I don't want anyone here to treat me any differently once I become Dr. BrotherLarry and thousands of offers start streaming in for me to become a youth pastor or Minister to the Homers all over the world. I am still humble me, despite my massive intelligence and educatedness. The LORD GOD has blessed me with a meek spirit so that even though He also gave me rugged good looks, a muscular, well defined body and above average likeability, I remain a servant to those in need of service and no better than anyone else other than the lesser races, atheists, and followers of false religions.
Be sure to watch for the announcement that my doctorate has been granted, however, because you will have to refer to me with my titular title, with the possible exception of sweet Great Granny Sister Isabella, who can call me anything she wants since she reminds me so much of my late relative. And Basilissa
who wants to call me husband but finds herself in an impossible situation what with her engagement and all. I would imagine the good pastor will refer to me as Horse Guy no matter what, so I'm prepared for that. I hope the rest of you find some comfort in living your lives through mine, coveting my blessings.
I love You, Jesus! You have certainly been kind to me.
brothers and sisters here at 
! I am so proud of you, dear, darling Great-Grandbaby Brother Larry. I've been praying that your studies will see you receiving top marks, and I just know that 
has great things in store for your ministry. Now, you see? Remember what I said months ago when you were unsettled, and wanting to move here, there and everywhere? I knew, in my old heart of hearts, that you just had to steady yourself a little, and your footing would once again be found. I assumed that part of your uncertainty then was due to so many late nights out "on the town", ministering to so many of those homersexualistic young men down in your Village. But, our dear 
has shown one thing that we know so clearly: if we stay close to 
, then He will stay close to us.
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