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  • Back to School virginity inspections.

    Today I found out as kids are going back to school that Freehold’s school district is facing a shortage of workers. Of particular note, I have found out that there’s no virginity inspectors for the return of the Fall school year.

    I would be more than happy to volunteer my time to inspect each and every kid who goes back to school if needed. I have a pretty good idea of what to look for during inspections given the time Pastor Ezekiel has me spend with his Filipino boys every day. As for girls, I have read up on 1 Corinthians PLENTY of times and know exactly what I need to check. Why, after a physical inspection I would ensure that each and every child who wants to attend school in Freehold is able to recite Hebrews 13:4 by heart. Would this be satisfactory? I wouldn’t even ask for payment as the satisfaction I would get from checking each student would be more than enough in return.