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  • Jenni111
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    • Aug 2009
    • 323

    #31
    Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis?

    Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
    Dear Lord! And did you notice the subtle hint? Honey Sticks = Honey Bucket = Anal Sex! These things are designed to make children more vulnerable to the homosexual life style.

    They're called honey sticks because they're made out of bee's wax: "a natural by product of honey production"

    Honeysticks Beeswax Crayons and Soy/Beeswax Bath Crayons are handmade from 100% Natural raw ingredients and non-toxic food grade pigments. We proudly produce all our products right here in New Zealand. Only the best for our children!

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    • Rock4MyLord
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      • Jul 2009
      • 103

      #32
      Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis?

      I honestly can't see a penis when looking at a crayon.
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      • Jenni111
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        • Aug 2009
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        #33
        Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis?

        Originally posted by Rock4MyLord View Post
        I honestly can't see a penis when looking at a crayon.

        I can't see one either

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        • Oakland "Reb" Griner
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          • Jun 2009
          • 2241

          #34
          Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis?

          Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
          I can't see one either

          Take it out first.
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          • Jenni111
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            • Aug 2009
            • 323

            #35
            Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis?

            Originally posted by Metatron13 View Post
            Take it out first.

            I made a diagram on MS Paint



            I know it's not very good.

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            • godsdrummer
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              • Aug 2009
              • 86

              #36
              Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis?

              The very top of the first one looks like something off the Taj Mahal....

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              • Glendora Christianson
                Spiritual Mother of LBC
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 2329

                #37
                Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis?

                Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
                I made a diagram on MS Paint



                I know it's not very good.
                I don't think it's sinking in! The crayon is OK as long as it is new or sharp!!! The unsaved little heathens who don't sharpen their crayons are the problem. The child pictured below (although I'm glad he isn't mine) has a properly shaped crayon.
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                • Glendora Christianson
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                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2329

                  #38
                  Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis?

                  Originally posted by godsdrummer View Post
                  The very top of the first one looks like something off the Taj Mahal....
                  I think it's because she's from Canada. I assume they have that extra icky part that might have gotten frost bitten as well (I shudder!).
                  Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
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                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15708

                    #39
                    Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis?

                    Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                    I think it's because she's from Canada. I assume they have that extra icky part that might have gotten frost bitten as well (I shudder!).
                    Canadia is going to HELL. Now the welcome wagon is a talking beaver!

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                    • Jenni111
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                      • Aug 2009
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                      #40
                      Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis?

                      Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                      Canadia is going to HELL. Now the welcome wagon is a talking beaver!


                      That's just a video of a beaver, it's not even real. There's no beaver welcoming people on a highway, especially not one talking.

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                      • Christiansoldier
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                        • Aug 2009
                        • 189

                        #41
                        Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis?

                        Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
                        That's just a video of a beaver, it's not even real. There's no beaver welcoming people on a highway, especially not one talking.
                        I have to agree with Jenni on this one. My mother was born in Canada and she never told me of these beavers before.

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                        • Nobar King
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                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748

                          #42
                          Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis?

                          I see a beaver welcoming people on a highway. You guys don't see that?
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • Christiansoldier
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                            • Aug 2009
                            • 189

                            #43
                            Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis?

                            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                            I see a beaver welcoming people on a highway. You guys don't see that?
                            It's more than likely just someone's private video and isn't a daily occurence.

                            Of course Canada's government is communist...so you could be right as well.

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                            • WWJDnow
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                              • Aug 2009
                              • 6290

                              #44
                              Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis?

                              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                              Canadia is going to HELL. Now the welcome wagon is a talking beaver!
                              I don't like beavers.
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                              • Morgana
                                Unsaved trash, Suspected witch
                                • Aug 2009
                                • 129

                                #45
                                Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis?

                                are you serious?????

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