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  • Jim C. Lombardo
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Aug 2014
    • 565
    #1

    One week of summer - hard lemonade anyone?

    With the hustle and bustle of getting your trailer all tidied up to homeskewl your tykes, I invite all hard working True Christian Fathers down to the Lombardo homestead for some old fashioned HARD lemonade. Proceeds go towards repairing our busted antennae ray which broke off during last tornado season.

    So what ya'll say? HARD LEMONADE ON THE HOUSE! (21+ only)

    Here's our humble little kiosk. See me selling lemonade with my kids and two wives. (I was distracted in the photo and didn't notice the nigglet heisting one of our delicious dungcakes.)

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    • Benedict A. Davis
      Winning Souls in his Winnebago
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 3900
      #2
      Re: One week of summer - hard lemonade anyone?

      Originally posted by Jim C. Lombardo View Post
      With the hustle and bustle of getting your trailer all tidied up to homeskewl your tykes, I invite all hard working True Christian Fathers down to the Lombardo homestead for some old fashioned HARD lemonade. Proceeds go towards repairing our busted antennae ray which broke off during last tornado season.

      So what ya'll say? HARD LEMONADE ON THE HOUSE! (21+ only)

      Here's our humble little kiosk. See me selling lemonade with my kids and two wives. (I was distracted in the photo and didn't notice the nigglet heisting one of our delicious dungcakes.)

      Did you get kidnapped by mormons Jim?
      sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
      Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
      Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
      Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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        • Jim C. Lombardo
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Aug 2014
          • 565
          #3
          Re: One week of summer - hard lemonade anyone?

          It's true that I get kidnapped often. I think the mormons are the ones wiretapping my network.

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            • Jim C. Lombardo
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Aug 2014
              • 565
              #4
              Re: One week of summer - hard lemonade anyone?

              What I wrote there about having two wives was misleading. One of them is my estranged ex-spouse who I traded in for a blonder, less-negro looking model. See, she tried to take my kids so I had her stand furthest away from them in the photo. She is now our dog-sitter. Once her lease runs out I'll do the compassionate thing and turn her out of the house.

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                • Benedict A. Davis
                  Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 3900
                  #5
                  Re: One week of summer - hard lemonade anyone?

                  Originally posted by Jim C. Lombardo View Post
                  What I wrote there about having two wives was misleading. One of them is my estranged ex-spouse who I traded in for a blonder, less-nigress looking model. See, she tried to take my kids so I had her stand furthest away from them in the photo.
                  I am going to go out on a limb here , your ex, the marriage was never consummated? Otherwise you are on the fast bus to HELL as an adulterer! Luke 16:18 comes to mind.
                  sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                  Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                  Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                  Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                    • Jim C. Lombardo
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Aug 2014
                      • 565
                      #6
                      Re: One week of summer - hard lemonade anyone?

                      Thank you for bringing it to my attention Brother Davis, the problem has now been resolved

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                        • Witch Hammer
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 1717
                          #7
                          Re: One week of summer - hard lemonade anyone?

                          Originally posted by Jim C. Lombardo View Post

                          If that presumptuous little niglet had tried to swipe one of my mouthwatering confections without paying, it would have drawn back a bloody stump! But of course, Judas would have mauled it before it could even get close enough to try...

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                            • Jim C. Lombardo
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Aug 2014
                              • 565
                              #8
                              Re: One week of summer - hard lemonade anyone?

                              Poor doggie. Having to munch on disgusting nigets. Peeeeeyooou!

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