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  • BrotherLarry
    Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2014
    • 2263

    #1

    More Papal Bull

    While Pope Francis was giving some advice to the religious, priests and seminarians of Naples on Saturday, a miracle occurred: a vial of dried blood from a fourth century saint liquefied.



    More evidence that the pope is probably a warlock or something. I think anyone could smuggle in some red kool-aid and do this miracle. It angers me that this man thinks he can one-up our Savior by melting frozen cherry syrup and calling it divine. I hope one of our more learned members can enlighten us on just how this happened so we can debunk the idiocy some people will believe. CHRIST ALONE CAN PERFORM MIRACLES. Well, Christ and Pastor Ezekiel, through Christ. Amen?

    Come, Lord Jesus!
    BrotherLarry
    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
    Amen and Amen
  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #2
    Re: More Papal Bull

    Just as a stopped clock is right twice a day, monkey-worshiping unbelievers have come up with a natural explanation for the Catholic "miracle." Catholicism has been debunked yet again. The heartbreaking part is the number of Catholics who will spend eternity in hell because they trusted an obviously fraudulent institution.
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