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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    Priest Caught Snorting Cocaine in a Nazi Memorabilia Room

    Ring-kissing papist "father" Steven Crossan has always denied that he is addicted to the drugs. But as we all know, blasphemers cannot be trusted to tell the truth. Recently, he was actually caught on video engaging in degeneracy in a room full of Nazi memorabilia.


    Priest Caught Snorting Cocaine in a Nazi Memorabilia Room






    This priest caught snorting cocaine in a Nazi memorabilia room, on church grounds, is a paradox in itself. We honestly don’t know what’s worse. The fact that he’s a priest using cocaine, the fact that he’s a Nazi, or the fact that everything happened on church grounds?
    We’ll just leave this up to you to decide, after you’ll watch the video for yourself and read his short statement on the issue at hand. A priest, some cocaine and Nazi memorabilia… Sounds like the beginning of a really good joke, doesn’t it?

    Father Stephen Crossan was filmed while snorting cocaine at a party held on the grounds of a Roman Catholic church. He is seen sniffing cocaine through a £10 banknote and with all this video evidence against him, he had no other choice than admitting his wrongdoing.

    He said that he does ‘not have an issue with drugs’ and what happened there is just a one time thing. Even so, the man is still a priest… When explaining the Nazi memorabilia found in the 37-year-old priest’s home, he simply said that he is a collector of historical items.

    The priest can be heard saying ‘I shouldn’t’ before snorting cocaine on church grounds. Maybe this is the modern version of ‘Eve’s apple’. ‘It was just the one night and that was it. I do not have an issue with drugs,’ said Father Stephen Crossan.

    The priest lives on the grounds of St Patrick’s Church in Banbridge, Northern Ireland.
    People who attended the party said that Father Stephen Crossan also drank beers and whiskey. They were pretty shocked of all the Nazi memorabilia found inside his home. ‘It was all over the house. At one point Stephen put on a cap and did the Nazi salute. ‘It’s shocking. He’s supposed to be an upstanding member of society. He shouldn’t be taking drugs.’

    Contacted by The Sun, the priest said that he was battling depression and when the footage was taken he was on sick leave, not during ‘office hours’.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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  • I Man Rastafari
    Possibly retarded pothead
    • Oct 2015
    • 1019

    #2
    Re: Priest Caught Snorting Cocaine in a Nazi Memorabilia Room

    It may be that Nazi Roman Catholics have had to flee Bolivia now that the brown people are in charge. They may have fled to Ireland to pretend to be Irish and perhaps they brought their cocaine smelling habit with them. The Irish people are mostly white too except for the Black Irish so they would not be noticed.
    Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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    • Father Maurice Lester
      Ring-kissing Papist dog
      • Sep 2006
      • 3366

      #3
      Re: Priest Caught Snorting Cocaine in a Nazi Memorabilia Room

      Were there little boys in the room?

      No.

      Are Priests allowed to have a tot of Whisky and a beer on their own time?

      Yes.

      Could Satan have influenced him to try a touch of Bolivian marching powder?

      Of course.

      Are Priests human and occasionally given to weakness?

      Yes and yes... albeit rarely as per the latter.

      How much historical collecting is too much?

      Difficult to say especially if one is doing extensive research for things like advanced degrees in 20th Century conflict and conflict resolution.
      (How many lingerie outfits is too many for Ms. Daisy?)


      As usual, this is blown out of proportion and no reason to rail against a poor soul who has stepped outside the lines of proper behavior in a minor dust-up.

      What might be the worst of this is him using a £10 note instead of a crisp Benny. This just goes to show how much of a set-up we are dealing with given that nobody with their own Irish Parish would stoop to using class A drugs with British coin of the realm.

      One can imagine the Bishop having a few stern words with Father Crossan, followed by confession and few dozen Rosaries... although I don't imagine he will be re-assigned to Columbia any time soon.




      Bless you, finger-pointing fraudster,
      Father Mo



      .
      A Cardinal in the making.

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: Priest Caught Snorting Cocaine in a Nazi Memorabilia Room

        What's worse? The cocaine or the Nazi memorabilia?
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • VictoryOS
          True Christian™ Beauty Queen
           
          • Dec 2007
          • 5388

          #5
          Re: Priest Caught Snorting Cocaine in a Nazi Memorabilia Room

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          What's worse? The cocaine or the Nazi memorabilia?
          Brother King, the Catholicism is the worst!
          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
          in 2016

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #6
            Re: Priest Caught Snorting Cocaine in a Nazi Memorabilia Room

            You got me there.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • WilliamJenningsBryan
              True Christian™
               
              • Jan 2007
              • 9384

              #7
              Re: Priest Caught Snorting Cocaine in a Nazi Memorabilia Room

              The cathylicks just loved the Nazis - so much so that Pope Pius XII signed an agreement with them (Reichskonkordat).

              And what are these priests doing? Oh sure - just "blessing" the congregation (more "spin" from the Vatican).

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              I'm surprised that "Father" Stephen Crossan wasn't trying to transubstantiate the product of the coca leaf in order to keep the parishioners in the pews awake.
              Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
              brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
              ...and get off my lawn
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