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  • BrotherLarry
    Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2014
    • 2266

    #1

    Shocking Television Programming for Kids

    While flipping through channels on my quest for Fox News (my provider recently changed the lineup so it isn't where it used to be), I came across a cartoon program for children. In this program, a nun was standing by a font of papist "holy" water, lying to these children about how it reminds us of baptism and how it is a "sacramental that brings us graces." I almost vomited.


    This nun was replaced by a priest who told the children that baptism makes them a part of the "Catholic family of God." At that point, I rushed to write a letter to my cable company demanding that EWTN be removed immediately from my channel lineup. I then called customer service and asked them to remove that tier of programming from my service. I learned that if I did so, I would also be removing the Church Channel, Daystar, TBN, and other wholesome Christian programs. So, I blocked EWTN and it will no longer open should I accidentally change to it.


    The children were also trained to pray the "Glory Be" and make the sign of the cross to represent the Holy Trinity. The next episode is supposed to teach why prayer for the dead is a part of scripture (They use, of course, the book of Maccabees as proof). People, wake up and recognize that the catholic threat is still very real. While Jesus will one day strike them down, and He has made great strides to lower their numbers thanks to faggot priests and lesbianuns, there is much work to do. Bombard the gates of Heaven with your prayers for our young people - the most vulnerable part of our church family. They go to school in most communities with catholics - the poor ones who can't afford catholic school - and those papists are likely to try to prostatealotize unsuspecting protestants whenever possible. JESUS SAVE US.


    COME, LORD JESUS!
    BrotherLarry
    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
    Amen and Amen
  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13933

    #2
    Re: Shocking Television Programming for Kids

    Shocking and just plainly laughable. Imagine actually believing crossing yourself can protect you from evil or that the crackers actually become the flesh and blood of Jesus.

    Truly insane. I am going to pray.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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