Everyone Loves Pope Francis!

[Father Maurice Lester]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jul/25/glastonbury-with-god-pope-to-headline-krakow-festival-for-330000-catholics

Here is a fine example of 'the flock' flocking to see and hear His Holiness say Mass, give another of his instant classic sermons and likely toss out a miracle or two along the way.

Three Hundred and Thirty Thousand people in one place with the intention of getting even closer to Jesus than they ever imagined. That would be about the combined population of Iowa's two largest cities with room to spare for the few hundred stragglers in Freehold!

While your soon-to-be former 'Pastor' Zeke cools his jets in prison, (same cell block as 'Pastor Al' as it turns out) His Holiness is busy leading the Church of Rome, writing books, inspiring film-makers, healing the sick and generally going humbly about the business of being the most loved and admired man of the face of the earth.

It is not too late for the cultist and car-wreck set here to seek salvation in the arms of The Lord by embracing the Pope, The Catholic Church and all of the truly good things it has stood for lo these last two thousand years.

Why forage for scraps in the dumpsters of Baptwit ignorance when one can thrive in the Catholic garden of true Christian belief? Now is the time to accept the fact that this sad gathering of high-school drop-outs has run its course and that said course has led the entire lot of you to living a religious life more suited to a controlled Chimpanzee study in Uganda!

Time to cash out those three figure savings bonds and set sail for the trip of your lifetime. Join what might end up being two million faithful as they bask in the glow of Papal love, devotion to Jesus and the largest concentration of cabbage rolls ever assembled.





Bless you, my tractor pulling Tamaraws,
Father Mo



















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[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Things must be slow at the Vatican as Freehold's favorite bead slinging troll is back in town giving the pope a little buzz.

Its summertime, and the pope's Holy Water Theme Parks are open for business - come get sprinkled by the pontiff on a warm summer day. No doubt the "popular" pope has been upstaged by Donald Trump and needs a little boost on social media, and I'm sure his twitter account is again offering those reduce your time in purgatory coupons for the festival.

Nice article about the pope's itinerary - the pope goes here, the pope goes there - but where's Jesus in all this? The only thing one finds is a mere mention in a photo caption - "A giant mosaic of Jesus made out of selfie pictures that was created for the festival".

Want celebrity - go read about the epic fail of the dykes in the latest "Ghostbusters" movie. If it's where you're going to spend eternity, you need Jesus - and that means Salvation® at the Landover Baptist Church where we will get you baptized just like Jesus was at the very beginning, and where we talk about Jesus 24/7.

Don't get incensed by the pope and his corndog festivals, he's just blowing smoke with all the other weed heads in pop culture instead of taking care of his Marxist victims down there in Venezuela - where they can't even get flour for their Sunday wafers.



Bless you too, my pothead pontiff promoter.

[Faith_Machine]

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The Pope does have the right idea about transsexuals, though. I'll give him that.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Everyone Loves Pope Francis? Is this for some previously unknown value of Everyone which = a bunch of unwashed hippie Polacks?

[Faith_Machine]

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These queers are crying because Pope Francis tells the truth about them. As I said, he's got the right idea.


Pope Francis denounces transgender people as ‘annihilation of man’

[Longingforthekingdom]

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The Serpent is crafty in his deceit and will whisper truths in order to distract you from all of his lies. Do not be enthralled this incense-toting charlatan. Sure - he may be correct about fairies, but like a pied piper, he will lead your eternal soul to the pit where there will be "weeping and gnashing of teeth." He sure had me fooled before the Holy Spirit entered me - now I'm filled with the Truth!

[Elmer G. White]

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Mr. Lester,

I am not totally certain about your intentions, as I think that you might be mocking us True Bible-Believing Christians™ with your antics, but as a totally unbiased Creation Scientist I still take your post at face value.

Obviously, all True Christians™ do love Pope Frances. This Love is similar to the Love of Jesus Christ, as it is not the love of admiration or blind acceptance, as your love towards him, the one that is based on the sad fact that you are (at the moment but we're optimistic) a Catholic Monster. We Love Mr. Frances enough to disagree with him, enough to point out his horrible ways in order to make him Repent and accept Jesus.



2 Peter 2:2
And many shall follow their pernicious ways; by reason of whom the way of truth shall be evil spoken of.

We wish to show Frances the True Nature of the Bible and Jesus to help him get into Heaven with us. We know that this is an almost impossible task, but it is our duty to try and to persist. Similar to other godmocking homers and Muslims, the situation of Frances is terrible but Jesus is amazingly merciful (Jonah 4:2) and can still accept Frances if he turns away from his evil ways!

Acts 8:22
Repent therefore of this thy wickedness, and pray God, if perhaps the thought of thine heart may be forgiven thee.

So, Mr. Lester, perhaps everyone does love Frances but WE Love him the correct manner:

James 5:20
Let him know, that he which converteth the sinner from the error of his way shall save a soul from death, and shall hide a multitude of sins.

Our task is a hard one but we're confident that Jesus will reward us richly once in Heaven. Everyone wins, Frances has a chance to make amends with Jesus, and we...

1 Peter 5:4
And when the chief Shepherd shall appear, ye shall receive a crown of glory that fadeth not away.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Father Maurice Lester]

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Mr. Lester, (*Edited for clarity)

....Yours in Christ,

Elmer

While I think your approach is occasionally quaint and naive in the manner of a 60 year old British pipe-fitter who has retired on a small pension, visited Pattaya and met a bar girl from Isaan province who truly loves him, his extra 10 stone on the belly as well as both of his teeth... both you and the soon to-be-broke pipe-fitter are as delusional as the Kool aid salesman for Jonestown who thought he had secured a repeat order.

God Himself has chosen Francis to lead His flock while you and the metaphorical 'pipe-fitters' of LBC (Hi Daisy Mae.. or is that Daisy Will?) are oblivious to the reality of his Holiness and his important work for his boss... our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.

How can you believe for one minute in an omnipotent God while at the same time think that He does not want to be represented by the World's most famous and beloved cleric? If Francis wasn't God's choice to lead His flock then surely He would have stricken him quicker than bacon through a Duck!

False prophets and their ilk, like your currently incarcerated 'Pastors' Al and Zeke, end up on the wrong side of God's wrath while the Church of Rome and the Popes that lead it are forever thriving!

Perhaps you are no more than a humble 'pipe-fitter' looking to spend your last, pathetic days in the arms of girl who has a mattress permanently strapped to her back but that will not get you anywhere near heaven and even when she bellows 'Oh God' there is little chance it means anything of substance... much like the entire contents of your 'Church' doctrine.





Bless you, my gravid gooie whelper,
Father Mo







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[Alvin Moss]

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---Cruel accusations removed to preserve a civilized environment---

Father Mo






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Friend, I am somewhat surprised that a man with even the limited and highly slanted education possessed by a Roman priest would make so bold as to insult his hosts as you have done above and on a regular basis, every time you appear. I remind you that this is a Christian site and you are only tolerated here in the hope that one day you will cast off the Roman yoke and come to Jesus. As an idol worshipper, you are unsaved and damned. Your caustic wit, which is as sharp as a butter knife, is unwelcome and uncalled for. I advise you to get right with Jesus and quick. Life is chancy and you could be called to account when you least expect it.


God Bless, my wine besotted statue worshipper.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Friend, I am somewhat surprised that a man with even the limited and highly slanted education possessed by a Roman priest would make so bold as to insult his hosts as you have done above and on a regular basis, every time you appear. I remind you that this is a Christian site and you are only tolerated here in the hope that one day you will cast off the Roman yoke and come to Jesus. As an idol worshipper, you are unsaved and damned. Your caustic wit, which is as sharp as a butter knife, is unwelcome and uncalled for. I advise you to get right with Jesus and quick. Life is chancy and you could be called to account when you least expect it.


God Bless, my wine besotted statue worshipper.

I dare say Brother Moss, you have touched on a problem here with the cathylick clergy that isn't talked about much. Their priests have a penchant for hitting the altar wine a bit too hard - which saves them from starting a tab at the local establishment offered for such purposes to ordinary citizens. That, coupled with the use of the incense burners, can lead to what we might ordinarily call overindulgence - that's why the cathylicks call them "high masses".

[alannababe]

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the World's most famous and beloved cleric

Pardon me, Father, but just because non-Catholics and those who have walked away from the Church think he's "sooo cool" (the same idiots who think Bono is somehow making us look better) doesn't mean he is beloved. Pretty much every Catholic I know (and everyone in my parish) thinks Francis is ruining the Church. He's a socialist and parading under the name of St. Francis doesn't make him some beacon of peace sent from God, it just makes him a liar. St. Francis also attempted Muslim conversion and look how far that got him. Pope John Paul II would be embarrassed by the current Pope. Francis is famous, sure, but certainly not beloved.

[Brother Gonzalez]

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The whole Roman Catholic Church is based on the Papal infallibility. If every catholic thinks as Alannababe, the Catholicism is approaching its end.

As a former Catholic, I could not be more glad!

[Elmer G. White]

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The whole Roman Catholic Church is based on the Papal infallibility. If every catholic thinks as Alannababe, the Catholicism is approaching its end.

As a former Catholic, I could not be more glad!

I must say that after these sordid millennia, there might actually be cause for some hope! Perhaps this will be the next Great Revival and a True Christian™ one. This is living Testimony to our relentless efforts!

Psalms 85:6
Wilt thou not revive us again: that thy people may rejoice in thee?

As for the mention of the Polack Chief Papist, I sincerely hope that our young female visitor will check out some repulsive data of the womanizer past of this alleged "saint".

The Truth™ is being exposd (thanks to Jesus and the Donald) and great things will soon appear.

Psalms 22:27
All the ends of the world shall remember and turn unto the LORD: and all the kindreds of the nations shall worship before thee.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

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Father Lester,
The Pontiff does indeed have some qualities which make him appealing to the masses. It is my opinion that all who exhibit qualities of love, inclusion, and the majesty of G_d should be commended. It is obvious that you are accustomed to the people here automatically dismissing your opinions due to your faith, as they have done to me. However, voices like yours should not be suppressed, as it is indeed important for all to bear witness to the goodness that the Pope has been bringing into a troubled world. I wish you much success, sir.


Michael Hezekiah, Esq.


PS I provided assistance to an attorney for a church in Brooklyn where the priest was being falsely accused of inappropriate behavior with a member of the youth choir. We prevailed and this priest is still there, serving the people of his parish, including hundreds of children who have learned to love him and not fear him.