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  • Father Maurice Lester
    Ring-kissing Papist dog
    • Sep 2006
    • 3366

    #1

    Heaven prepares for HUGE party!

    As (former) Pope Benedict prepares to leave this mortal coil, the halls of Heaven are surely being decked out in a manner likely not seen since Sister Theresa made her way to the Holy Gates to take her rightful seat at the side of our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ.

    What an incredible scene it would be to witness as the countless people he has touched during his ministry gather with Jesus and all of the Saints to welcome his (former) Holiness to his eternal reward for a lifetime of impeccable and blessed service to God.

    A big question going around the Vatican as of late is weather or not Jesus wants Monsignor Georg Ratzinger, Benedict's older brother, to enter Heaven ahead of his younger sibling to help with his welcome or will Jesus raise him to Heaven after Benedict's arrival so as to keep focus on the previous Pope for his welcoming. There are some in the know who believe God wants them to arrive together for an even bigger moment of glory, a glory so grand only God can bestow it.

    Only He knows for sure when Benedict and Georg will get their final marching orders, but certainly it is safe to say that when that day comes there will be an outbreak of joy across His Church as the trumpets of salvation sound the arrival of two of Gods greatest and most humble servants.

    Praise Him!





    Bless you, my flu-catching fabulists,
    Father Mo





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    A Cardinal in the making.

  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12981

    #2
    Re: Heaven prepares for HUGE party!

    I'm trying to be modest here, but I'm at my best when I make up jokes about Catholic Popes. Here's one I just came up with:

    God told Pope Benedict his girly red bedroom slippers do not meet the Heavenly dress code for men.

    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • WilliamJenningsBryan
      True Christian™
       
      • Jan 2007
      • 9384

      #3
      Re: Heaven prepares for HUGE party!

      Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
      I'm trying to be modest here, but I'm at my best when I make up jokes about Catholic Popes. Here's one I just came up with:

      God told Pope Benedict his girly red bedroom slippers do not meet the Heavenly dress code for men.

      I'm sort of with you there Mayor - lately these dispatches from Rome are more like the latest announcement of who is being inducted into the Vatican Sodomy Hall of Fame. I can't help but think I'm reading something from the Onion.

      Meanwhile there are Cardinals that are plotting conspiracy against the now not-so-"new" pope - like we don't have our own problems right here in America with the FBI. I'm more interested in learning if Hillary is finally going to jail.
      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
      ...and get off my lawn
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