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Another Reason to thank GOD You Aren't Catholic
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I want everyone, no matter where you are reading this, to stand up and shout "HALLELUJAH! I AM NOT CATHOLIC!" about seven times (God's perfect number).
This halcyon little antichrist church, tucked up under a bypass like so many homeless demons, harbored a s-e-c-k-s fiend who held the catholic tradition of impropriety to the highest standard. Then when forced to retire, the flock of hell-bound "nothing like this could happen to us" future lake of fire fuel weren't told the reason why their beloved priest was leaving. There were likely "Save the Priest" bake sales and Rosary Marathons.
My brothers and sisters, did YOU thank God today that you are a heaven-bound, saved forever Baptist?
Are you aware that Baptist pastors are not capable of participating in sins of the flesh? Our own Pastor Ezekiel can not, by virtue of his relationship with CHRIST, even be tempted with this kind of thing. He has told us so! Oh, Glory! Dear Zeke LOVES children and has shown us time and again his dedication to their growth and development.
I am incredulous at how lucky we are to be a part of this congregation. A special love offering to Ezekiel was wired to his personal account today. Why don't you do the same - or drop an extra thousand in the collection plate at Sunday services? We must continue to pray against Mary worshipping papist minions from HELL. I am on my knees now. Are you?
I want everyone, no matter where you are reading this, to stand up and shout "HALLELUJAH! I AM NOT CATHOLIC!" about seven times (God's perfect number).
This halcyon little antichrist church, tucked up under a bypass like so many homeless demons, harbored a s-e-c-k-s fiend who held the catholic tradition of impropriety to the highest standard. Then when forced to retire, the flock of hell-bound "nothing like this could happen to us" future lake of fire fuel weren't told the reason why their beloved priest was leaving. There were likely "Save the Priest" bake sales and Rosary Marathons.
My brothers and sisters, did YOU thank God today that you are a heaven-bound, saved forever Baptist?
Are you aware that Baptist pastors are not capable of participating in sins of the flesh? Our own Pastor Ezekiel can not, by virtue of his relationship with CHRIST, even be tempted with this kind of thing. He has told us so! Oh, Glory! Dear Zeke LOVES children and has shown us time and again his dedication to their growth and development.
I am incredulous at how lucky we are to be a part of this congregation. A special love offering to Ezekiel was wired to his personal account today. Why don't you do the same - or drop an extra thousand in the collection plate at Sunday services? We must continue to pray against Mary worshipping papist minions from HELL. I am on my knees now. Are you?
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