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  • BrotherLarry
    Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2014
    • 2249

    #1

    Freaking Catholic Radio Hosts

    It seems my radio accidentally gets tuned to EWTN a lot. Today some female papist was telling her listeners that men get their spiritual identities from women

    She said the reason Adam tasted the fruit in the Garden of Eden was that men don’t like to disappoint women. Are you laughing yet? She referred to Mary as the new Eve and said Jesus accepted the suffering of the Cross so Mary would be our co-redemptrix. Please.

    I have to get this radio repaired soon.
    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
    Amen and Amen
  • WilliamJenningsBryan
    True Christian™
     
    • Jan 2007
    • 9384

    #2
    Re: Freaking Catholic Radio Hosts

    Brother, EWTN was started by this demon nun named "Angelica", and one look at her should cure you and your radio from ever listening to it again.

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    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
    ...and get off my lawn
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    • Johny Joe Hold
      Mayor of Freehold
       
      • Feb 2010
      • 12583

      #3
      Re: Freaking Catholic Radio Hosts

      Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
      Brother, EWTN was started by this demon nun named "Angelica", and one look at her should cure you and your radio from ever listening to it again.
      When not on EWTN she moonlighted as a pirate.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      • Isabella White
        True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
         
        • Mar 2019
        • 4319

        #4
        Re: Freaking Catholic Radio Hosts

        Oh, my word, dear Great-Grandbaby Brother Larry! You poor, poor darling boy! You must have been traumatized beyond belief, when your radio started playing that demonic broadcast. Now, I know some might not like me for saying that, but how could we be wrong when we know that the women in the nunnery insist that everybody must worship statues? And that goes against the . We've all heard from Cathyolicks telling us that they adore Mary, and they will gladly curtsy to her statue in their churches. Why, they do it every time they enter the building! For them to reject the commandment of the just shows that the devil is running their lives.

        Exodus 20:4 " Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth."

        I mean, is that not clear enough? It's no wonder they're all demon-possessed, and the nun in the photo below shows just how strongly they are controlled.

        A blessed day to you, dear Great-Grandbaby Brother Larry,
        Lovingly, Granny Isabella
        P.S. I shall pray that the will cover you and your radio with his precious .
        (Mrs.) Isabella White

        Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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        • Chubsy-Wubsy
          Unsaved trash
          • Jul 2019
          • 58

          #5
          Re: Freaking Catholic Radio Hosts

          Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
          It seems my radio accidentally gets tuned to EWTN a lot. Today some female papist was telling her listeners that men get their spiritual identities from women

          She said the reason Adam tasted the fruit in the Garden of Eden was that men don’t like to disappoint women. Are you laughing yet? She referred to Mary as the new Eve and said Jesus accepted the suffering of the Cross so Mary would be our co-redemptrix. Please.

          I have to get this radio repaired soon.
          You live in New York city and still listening to radios? Jesus Christ.


          No, seriously. Enjoy your new radios while I read my Bible on my brand new iPad (2018).
          i and jesús are pals!

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