Mother is bathing in Holy Water

[BrotherLarry]

My papist mother insists her daily regimen of holy water and oil of Olay will keep her safe from everything and now dad is spending his nights at the Cadillac dealership office he owns because mom doused his side of the bed with it. Catholicism is wacky people. Just wacky.

[Isabella White]

Re: Mother is bathing in Holy Water

My papist mother insists her daily regimen of holy water and oil of Olay will keep her safe from everything and now dad is spending his nights at the Cadillac dealership office he owns because mom doused his side of the bed with it. Catholicism is wacky people. Just wacky.

Oh, my; you poor darling, dear Brother Larry. Well, that is too bad that your parents are taking such silly measures to protect themselves from the virus. I suppose, however, that you can be glad that your mother is not adding tea tree oil to the mixture. What they really should be doing, though, is joining our glorious -sent President Trump in the National Day of Prayer that he has declared for this coming Sunday, March 15th. I expect that a mighty outpouring of the Spirit of the will result in the cure that we need for this bothersome, flu-like nonsense.

https://ishr.site/MS4Y

Do stay well, Dear, and keep on with your wonderful ministry. will bless you mightily.

P.S. I did not realize that your father owns a Cadillac dealership. My, how very interesting! I can appreciate that you will no longer have any interest in my Packards and DeVille.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Mother is bathing in Holy Water

You would think that by now this "new" pope, who has by now become "woke" to all the "climate" crap, would go out and stand beside one of the oceans, mumble his mumbo-jumbo, and turn the entire ocean into "holy water". The ocean water evaporates, goes up and forms clouds, and rains "holy water" all over the earth. It rains down to all the streams, lakes, and all the other oceans of the world, goes into our ground water, gets pumped up into our water towers, and comes out of our faucets - and all the cathylicks can bathe, wash their hands, shower, wash their cars, and drink "holy water".

Stupid cathylicks.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Mother is bathing in Holy Water

I had no idea! Is that how they make holy water?

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Mother is bathing in Holy Water

Any water that's been "blessed" by a Cathyolick idolator is more than likely cursed by the demons they worship. You ought to measure the pH of the Unholy water because odds are it's making your mother's physical and mental decline even worse. Of course, there can't have been much upstairs to begin with, choosing to be a heathen and all (Proverbs 1:7).

I pray that you'll soon be free of the burden of caring for this horrible old woman.