[handmaiden]

. . . how unkindly the leader of the Cathyolick "church" — the Pope! — treated our beloved President Trump when they met a few year ago. The President very kindly offered his hand of friendship, and the Pope slapped him away. Oh, the shame of it all! May bring judgment to the Vatican!

Well, to be fair, the President's own wife has done something similar.

[Isabella White]

Catholics are responsible for some of the most bloody and brutal persecutions that history has ever known. Inviting them into our churches and homes and places of government is like asking a serial killer to tea.

Oh, yes indeed, dear Sister Handmaiden. The cruelty that Cathyolicks have imposed over the centuries is horrible. Nobody should ever forget that. And, it still does on to this very day in one way or another. Take, for example, how unkindly the leader of the Cathyolick "church" — the Pope! — treated our beloved President Trump when they met a few year ago. The President very kindly offered his hand of friendship, and the Pope slapped him away. Oh, the shame of it all! May bring judgment to the Vatican!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Has anyone considered just how dangerous Catholics are? I don't simply mean in the spiritual sense, though that is certainly the case. And I am not just referring to their predatory ways regarding young boys.

Catholics are responsible for some of the most bloody and brutal persecutions that history has ever known. Inviting them into our churches and homes and places of government is like asking a serial killer to tea. The strategic alliance needed to defeat Roe vs Wade has served its purpose; now they will begin to turn upon us. World conquest has always been their aim. Prove me wrong.

Catholics have always been hush hush about this one fact. How many people did Joan of Arc kill with her own hands? If we knew this we might know what to expect when they take over our country.

[handmaiden]

Has anyone considered just how dangerous Catholics are? I don't simply mean in the spiritual sense, though that is certainly the case. And I am not just referring to their predatory ways regarding young boys.

Catholics are responsible for some of the most bloody and brutal persecutions that history has ever known. Inviting them into our churches and homes and places of government is like asking a serial killer to tea. The strategic alliance needed to defeat Roe vs Wade has served its purpose; now they will begin to turn upon us. World conquest has always been their aim. Prove me wrong.

[Isabella White]

I know all of us at Landover Baptist have shared the same suspicion of Catholics who claimed they were supporting President Trump. We wondered if they really understood his place in God's plan for our country or were they just biding their time until their Pope became our President. Now we are learning we were right for our suspicions.

New polls show Catholics are cooling to President Trump. Some are buying into propaganda he was not elected in 2020. Others think his trial and conviction were legitimate events not shams dreamed up by Joe and Hunter Biden. Still others think after getting Roe overturned he should have followed up by jailing harlot women who got abortions. These Catholics need to hear threats from President Trump about possible taxes on communion wine and FBI monitoring of Priests and their alter boys.

Trump Distancers? | Commonweal Magazine

Well, I cannot say this comes as any real surprise, dear Brother Mayor Hold. I mean, considering the way that the Pope so rudely showed that he was not enjoying his time with President Trump, then it is no wonder that the Cathyolicks are being so temperamental and ill-mannered!

[Johny Joe Hold]

I know all of us at Landover Baptist have shared the same suspicion of Catholics who claimed they were supporting President Trump. We wondered if they really understood his place in God's plan for our country or were they just biding their time until their Pope became our President. Now we are learning we were right for our suspicions.

New polls show Catholics are cooling to President Trump. Some are buying into propaganda he was not elected in 2020. Others think his trial and conviction were legitimate events not shams dreamed up by Joe and Hunter Biden. Still others think after getting Roe overturned he should have followed up by jailing harlot women who got abortions. These Catholics need to hear threats from President Trump about possible taxes on communion wine and FBI monitoring of Priests and their alter boys.

Trump Distancers? | Commonweal Magazine

[handmaiden]

Re: Should We Invite Catholics to Landover Baptist

If we are going to limit Catholic entrance to Landover Baptist Church, it seems like we should start by studying last names. Anyone with an Italian sounding name should be excluded.

The reason for this is the record-breaking number of clergy sex abuse cases compiled in Italy. There have been over 600 cases reported. This is reason to suspect not only Catholic priests from Italy but any other Italian Catholics.

Brother Mayor, if Italian sorts are going to be allowed into LBC then they really should be encouraged to deal with all that Italiany-stuff. They need to watch their tempers, lower their voices and sit on their hands if necessary while talking.


It would also help if they avoided the sun, (some of them are still rather swarthy) and learned to cook something--anything, really, withOUT garlic.


And it goes without saying that they need to stop muttering "Mamma mia" and "Holy Mother of God" between 80% of their sentences.


If I can successfully become an ex-Eyetalian, then so can they. These days, most people who meet me don't even suspect that I am of the breed.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Should We Invite Catholics to Landover Baptist

If we are going to limit Catholic entrance to Landover Baptist Church, it seems like we should start by studying last names. Anyone with an Italian sounding name should be excluded.

The reason for this is the record-breaking number of clergy sex abuse cases compiled in Italy. There have been over 600 cases reported. This is reason to suspect not only Catholic priests from Italy but any other Italian Catholics.

Italy church says 600 sex abuse cases sent to Vatican (religionnews.com)

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Should We Invite Catholics to Landover Baptist

Just an idea: Would it add to the fun of converting Catholics if we passed a metal bucket around the congregation? Catholics would be instructed in throw their rosaries in the bucket. Each toss would make a loud noise (or we could enhance with a secret mic fed into the sound system). Every tossed rosary would bring a cheer from our congregation.

Do you remember the old Bozo the Clown show? They had six buckets and with every bucket you made, you got a bigger prize. We might catch some of those more fecund Catholic families with dozens of rosaries and offer them a similar game. I wonder what the Grand Prize might be.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Should We Invite Catholics to Landover Baptist

One thing for certain, we cannot allow Catholics to bring in their own department store manikins. I've seen the inside of Catholic churches and Marys and Jesuses are just disgusting. Do they dress them in different outfits for the seasons?

Unfortunately, they do. For Catholics, Jesus and Mary are basically life-sized Ken and Barbie dolls. I've heard stories of Catholics holding Beach House Jesus masses where everyone celebrated the Eucharist while wearing string bikinis and eating marijuana brownies in the place of communion wafers, then piled into RVs to go skinny dipping. There is simply no end to Catholic blasphemies.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Should We Invite Catholics to Landover Baptist

the inside of Catholic churches

I wandered into one once. Very confronting. Even if I didn't know about idols, simply as "statues" they'd be disturbing to any sane person. About 1900 the old lunatic asylums were phased out or more likely just closed and everyone would have to go somewhere else. "Mental illness" was invented to replace the legal condition of lunacy. For half a century there was a gap in categories of mad persons until someone noticed the condition of "insanity" was not irrational and that insane people could actually function normally, unlike lunatics, the mentally ill, psychotics, neurotics, etc., all of whom are impaired and unable to function normally.

Insane persons are quite rational, it was observed, according to their beliefs such as IF they are made of glass THEN they need to be careful and not bump into things – which is perfectly rational given the initial assumption. Other than that they could navigate the world as well as anyone and hold down a job. Probably not as a pneumatic road bumper though.

Back to the idols. Our insane glass person would be sufficiently worried about walking into hard edges to not notice the revolting statue and would not be affected. The fact that it is stone or wood and edged and hard outweighs the subject matter itself. For any sane person even as "statues" they'd be disturbing due to the tortures depicted and the obsessive treatment of Mary together with all the others whose facial expressions are straight out of one of those asylums.

To sit there with a priest droning or wailing or whatever they do, looking at the statues, sitting, standing, kneeling, getting the close-range muttering, surely induces a similar state of mind – rather than not bumping edges though, as in the case of glass, it's not upsetting the total solution offered by the creed. And especially not upsetting the clergy. Otherwise your deceased loved one could miss out on parole from purgatory – and we know what that means.



Money. Even if the pope has modest tastes, all those palaces still need to be maintained and the cardinals need to eat. I wonder if they have a wine cellar?

Now I'm much more careful which buildings I walk into. I've asked my papist about attending Baptist services but am waiting to hear.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Should We Invite Catholics to Landover Baptist

Which leaves me wondering, who was the model for their "Jesus" idol?

One thing for certain, we cannot allow Catholics to bring in their own department store manikins. I've seen the inside of Catholic churches and Marys and Jesuses are just disgusting. Do they dress them in different outfits for the seasons?

New Catholics would need to have a stern lecture before entering. Conform or get out.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Should We Invite Catholics to Landover Baptist

Has anyone else wondered who the "Jesus" idol is? It can't actually be Him because He is building His Church and has promised that things like idols would not prevail. That sounds pretty hands on to me.

Matthew 16 [JESUS SPEAKING]
18d I will build my church
18e the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.

Hell is trying to prevail over the Church. Satan doesn't know how to do anything else and idols are central to his scheme as are other features of Rome described in Pastor's address. Jesus in His hands-on capacity would not allow idols of Himself to be made because He loves us. Which leaves me wondering, who was the model for their "Jesus" idol?

[WWJDnow]

Re: Should We Invite Catholics to Landover Baptist

We have always opened our doors to Catholics to leave their false church and become Christians.

Honestly, the results have been mixed. Sure, a few have seen the light, but how many times do we have to explain that, no, we won't mount idols of Jesus in our church or ask our pastors to wear dresses to make the ex-Catholics feel more at home, and that the Eucharist is not an inexpensive lunch meat. My own opinion is that we should just cherrypick the biggest tithers and let the rest find a spiritual home in some lesser Baptist church where they have more patience.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Should We Invite Catholics to Landover Baptist

So bring on the rosary rattlers and pot smokers and fish hats.

Just an idea: Would it add to the fun of converting Catholics if we passed a metal bucket around the congregation? Catholics would be instructed in throw their rosaries in the bucket. Each toss would make a loud noise (or we could enhance with a secret mic fed into the sound system). Every tossed rosary would bring a cheer from our congregation.