Should President Trump Ban Catholics from Using Male Bathrooms?

[Elmer G. White]

President Trump, the bestest in all history, has been very careful and proceeded with small steps, increasing protection against our womenfolk and little ones. While the trans issue and the constant fight against sexualistic threats taking place in women's restrooms is ongoing, it is time to tackle the Big Issue: Men's bathrooms and the constant peril of rectal male anal rape! To assess this, we have to determine the group of people most prone to anal buttsex with defenceless male youths, elders, male boys and strong men: Catholic priests. While they often wear dresses which makes them easy to recognize, they are sometimes off their duties and could wear regular clothes, such as a suit. Thus, no man is safe. Behind each and every closed bathroom stall or in front of every male bathroom urinal, danger lurks. The degree of peril is similar to encountering a rapist demon in a toilet, as depicted in the photograph below:



Jesus knew of this danger when he wrote the Bible in its original American tongue!

Numbers 32:17
But we ourselves will go ready armed before the children of Israel, until we have brought them unto their place: and our little ones shall dwell in the fenced cities because of the inhabitants of the land.

This means that it is absolutely necessary to protect our male boys from these predators. While the Catholic sacristy is the principal venue of Catholic rape, it would be stupid nincompoop ignorance to underestimate the significance of public male restrooms for men and male boys. We need an executive order and we need it now. No Catholic, priest or layman, should enter a male bathroom. Segregation is the only way to proceed and protect the sphincter tonus of our male boys and men. I shall most certainly be writing to Mr. President Trump today and ask Him to solve this utterly abominably neglected imperilment!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[handmaiden]

President Trump has been [. . .] increasing protection against our womenfolk and little ones. While the trans issue and the constant fight against sexualistic threats taking place in women's restrooms is ongoing, it is time to tackle the Big Issue: Men's bathrooms and the constant peril of rectal male anal rape!] [. . .] No Catholic, priest or layman, should enter a male bathroom. Segregation is the only way to proceed and protect the sphincter tonus of our male boys and men. I shall most certainly be writing to Mr. President Trump today and ask Him to solve this utterly abominably neglected imperilment!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Brother Doctor, you really should write to President Trump on this subject. To be on the safe side, you ought to send copies of your letters to several American newspapers, even the awful liberal ones. I would very much like to see this happen.

Only the brave, God-fearing publications would come forward and share your letter with the public, but I would like for Americans of every religion and political flavor to see an example of pure, concentrated True Christian^TM thought processes.

I implore you again, Brother Doctor White, make this happen. A letter such as yours would provide a bright clarity that is so needed today.

[Johny Joe Hold]

I join Sister Handmaiden, Professor White, in congratulating you for taking on this threat to the boys and men in our society. Lurking there in rest rooms are minions of Satan in their disguises of women's clothes and Catholic collars. I'm certain President Trump has not been in a public rest room for decades so he needs to learn about the hazards facing boys and men across his country.

[Elmer G. White]

Indeed, I've sent the letter!

Here's the copy, I also sent it to, e.g., NYT, BP, CT, Texan, FT and Osservatore Romano.

Dear Mr. President Trump,

As our Supreme Leader, you surely must know, how the Catholic swarm is targeting our young male youths, male boys, men, and old timers in bathrooms. No rectum is safe, as long as the Catholic priest is allowed to roam free in the innermost sanctuaries or urinals and booths. Many a boy or lad will find the ogling eyes and groping trembling hands of these “fathers” most loathsome. You, Mr. President Trump, are obviously safe, as your demeanor of vigor will undoubtedly repel any rampaging cardinals before they have time to extrude their “wands” from their dresses.

The Bible that you must know by heart, states, as follows:

Numbers 32:17
But we ourselves will go ready armed before the children of Israel, until we have brought them unto their place: and our little ones shall dwell in the fenced cities because of the inhabitants of the land.

Based on this, Mr. President rump, I urge you to ban all Catholics from entering male bathrooms to save the anal purity of our Brethren in Christ and to fulfill the American Dream Greater than Ever.

Praise you and Praise Jesus.

Yours Sincerely,

Elmer G. White,
Creation Science specialist
Landover Baptist Church



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Johny Joe Hold]

, I urge you to ban all Catholics from entering male bathrooms to save the anal purity of our Brethren in Christ and to fulfill the American Dream Greater than Ever.
Praise you and Praise Jesus.
Yours Sincerely,
Elmer G. White,
Creation Science specialist
Landover Baptist Church[/FONT][/COLOR]
Yours in Christ,
Elmer

I'm watching FOX NEWS as I write this waiting for the President's response to your letter. I'm thinking he will act quickly.

I passed along my own suggestion to one of his people. Why not assign one armed military man to every public rest room to monitor the Priests that visit there? With Trump and Putin now the best of friends the Russian threat is gone and all these military people have nothing to do.

[Anthony Harper]

This is a very interesting point. I am certain such horrible things would never happen in our Godly church. We do not allow it. Also, that is a well written letter above. We will ensure that bathrooms remain safe!

I always wondered why priests wear dresses and I am glad us Baptists do not participate in this nonsense.

[handmaiden]

. . . We will ensure that bathrooms remain safe!

I always wondered why priests wear dresses and I am glad us Baptists do not participate in this nonsense.

Our manly men do not. They wear trousers like God and Jesus intended.

[Isabella White]

This is a very interesting point. I am certain such horrible things would never happen in our Godly church. We do not allow it. Also, that is a well written letter above. We will ensure that bathrooms remain safe!

I always wondered why priests wear dresses and I am glad us Baptists do not participate in this nonsense.

I must say, dear Mr. Harper, just how very impressed this senior lady is with your common-sense approach to the standards that we enjoy here at . Why, just the other day, I was mentioning to my sister (Agatha) that we have had a recent new member joining our blessed throng of believers. Aggie was most interested, and she reminded me to put your name at the top of the prayer list for this coming week's McGill Street Ladies' Wednesday Afternoon Bible Study, Prayer Meeting and Tea & Social.

And, you are quite right in that you will see none of the menfolk from wearing Cathyolick dresses and fancy hats. Goodness, me! Can you just imagine how wrong it would be to see our beloved , or Brother Hutchins wearing such outrageous attire? And, the same can be said for dear Brother Cranky and our ever-faithful Mayor! No, we shall leave that sort of thing to bound Cathyolicks. They think nothing of disobeying the , at the best of times!

Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the thy ."

Despite that very clear warning, this is what they do!



Clearly, one can see that those Cathyolick priests are not interested in serving Almighty . Obviously, they have other things on their mind!



May I wish you the blessings of the , dear Mr. Harper, and may you always walk with — here, at .

[Johny Joe Hold]

And, you are quite right in that you will see none of the menfolk from wearing Cathyolick dresses and fancy hats. Goodness, me! Can you just imagine how wrong it would be to see our beloved , or Brother Hutchins wearing such outrageous attire? And, the same can be said for dear Brother Cranky and our ever-faithful Mayor! No, we shall leave that sort of thing to bound Cathyolicks. They think nothing of disobeying the , at the best of times!

Clearly, one can see that those Cathyolick priests are not interested in serving Almighty . Obviously, they have other things on their mind!

Such an astute observation, Sister Isabella. The feminine lace makes me think if we pulled the robes up just a bit we would see they are wearing stilettos.

[Isabella White]

Such an astute observation, Sister Isabella. The feminine lace makes me think if we pulled the robes up just a bit we would see they are wearing stilettos.

Oh, yes! You are so entirely correct here, dear Brother Mayor Hold. And, with the sinful influence of those Cathyolick, dress-wearing, high-heeled priests, you can be guaranteed that their perversion is corrupting the minds of decent men all over the world!

[Anthony Harper]

I must say, dear Mr. Harper, just how very impressed this senior lady is with your common-sense approach to the standards that we enjoy here at . Why, just the other day, I was mentioning to my sister (Agatha) that we have had a recent new member joining our blessed throng of believers. Aggie was most interested, and she reminded me to put your name at the top of the prayer list for this coming week's McGill Street Ladies' Wednesday Afternoon Bible Study, Prayer Meeting and Tea & Social.

And, you are quite right in that you will see none of the menfolk from wearing Cathyolick dresses and fancy hats. Goodness, me! Can you just imagine how wrong it would be to see our beloved , or Brother Hutchins wearing such outrageous attire? And, the same can be said for dear Brother Cranky and our ever-faithful Mayor! No, we shall leave that sort of thing to bound Cathyolicks. They think nothing of disobeying the , at the best of times!

Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the thy ."

Despite that very clear warning, this is what they do!



Clearly, one can see that those Cathyolick priests are not interested in serving Almighty . Obviously, they have other things on their mind!



May I wish you the blessings of the , dear Mr. Harper, and may you always walk with — here, at .

Thank you for the kind words, Isabella. Agreed that we must uphold the high standards of our church. I have seen the practices of the Cathyolick church and I think the devil is messing with the minds of their congregations. Deuteronemy tells us that we must avoid cross dressing, so therefore we must obey.

I hope things are doing well for you and your sister Agatha. It is always good to hear from you.

[Isabella White]

Thank you for the kind words, Isabella. Agreed that we must uphold the high standards of our church. I have seen the practices of the Cathyolick church and I think the devil is messing with the minds of their congregations. Deuteronemy tells us that we must avoid cross dressing, so therefore we must obey.

I hope things are doing well for you and your sister Agatha. It is always good to hear from you.

Oh, you are most welcome, dear Mr. Harper, and I do thank you for your good wishes. And, you are so correct in your statement about the devil messing with the minds of the congregations. If only more people would see the truth for what it is!

John 8:32 "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."

May the bless you as you walk with — here, at .

P.S. It's not that I am unnecessarily fussy, dear Mr. Harper, but I do hope that you will understand that I prefer to be addressed as "Mrs. White". I so hope that you will understand, Dear. It's just that I like things to be "just so".

[Romeo Rovagnati]

If you ban Catholics from using the toilets, then where is President Trump's Wife going?

[handmaiden]

If you ban Catholics from using the toilets, then where is President Trump's Wife going?

Melania Trump may be many things, but I don't think that Catholic is one of them. And if she is, it is high time that she converted to her husband's religion.

[Unfalsifiable]

We could get different water fountains for the priests too.