Difference from Catholics?

[Alaric Reinner]

I am not well know in the various sects of Christianity so can some of you people tell me the differences between Catholics and Baptists

p.s. please if you can help it as little satire towards Catholics

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Difference from Catholics?

I am not well know in the various sects of Christianity so can some of you people tell me the differences between Catholics and Baptists

p.s. please if you can help it as little satire towards Catholics

Landover Baptists are GOD'S chosen people. Catholics are hell's charcoal briquettes.

[OnYourKnees]

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I am not well know in the various sects of Christianity so can some of you people tell me the differences between Catholics and Baptists

I suggest looking through this false religions and cults forum for threads on Catholics, for starters.

Also, Wikipedia has an excellent page on "criticism of the catholic church".

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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We pray to Jesus, for one, instead of His mom and a Nazi pedophile in a tallywhacker-shaped hat. We actually worship God instead pretending to eat Him. We read the Bible, and we believe God when He tells us that He wrote it. That covers the basics... oh, and we're also not too keen on buggering little children. Wacky, isn't it?

[Father Maurice Lester]

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... Wikipedia has an excellent page on...

So now you Landovarians like Wikipedia? You Baptists have no shame at all.



Bless you, my voracious vaccilator,
Father Mo

[OnYourKnees]

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oh my

So now you Landovarians like Wikipedia? You Baptists have no shame at all.



Bless you, my voracious vaccilator,
Father Mo

I never said Landovarians like Wikipedia. I said they had an excellent page on "criticism of the catholic church".

Maybe you should read it!

But, since you prefer to rehash it here, Catholics:

• Don't believe Hell is an actual place, just a "state of separation from God" (per Pope John Paul II), in direct conflict with Scripture;
• Pray to statues and stained-glass windows of Mary and of other dead people, whom they call "saints", to intercede on their behalf instead of praying to God, in direct conflict with Scripture;
• Pray to wafers and wine, calling them Jesus' flesh and blood (making them cannibals);
• Forbid priests to marry, in direct conflict with Scripture;
• Forbid the eating of meat on Fridays and in Lent, in direct conflict with Scripture; and
• Claim that friends and family can "pray" their deceased loved ones into Heaven, in direct conflict with Scripture.

They also put their traditions over what the Bible says, in direct conflict with Scripture, and add texts to the Bible. Oh, yes, that's in direct conflict with Scripture.

In short, nearly everything Catholics do is in direct conflict with Scripture.

They even use a crucifix instead of a cross, indicating their focus on the crucifixion and death of Christ, rather than His Resurrection.

You may note that I have not touched upon pedophilia. This perversion is clearly condoned by the Pope and Church hierarchy, as they continually hide priests who sexually abuse children, and shuffle them around to new parishes where they may molest again. No person who truly condemned the rape of children would provide the child-rapists with fresh victims each year! However, this is not a "formal" doctrinal issue, which is why it is not in the list above.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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However, this is not a "formal" doctrinal issue, which is why it is not in the list above.

Just wait until Vatican III, Brother...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I am not well know in the various sects of Christianity so can some of you people tell me the differences between Catholics and Baptists

p.s. please if you can help it as little satire towards Catholics

If you are completely unfamiliar with True Christianity™ and the innumerable false Christians and cults in the world, I wonder what you are doing here? Perhaps Jesus has called you here to help you get Saved©.

[Alaric Reinner]

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I randomly found the from, read it laughed a bit and decided to join. I would make a horrible Baptist I could never make it to church every Sunday and then I would find it impossible to follow all the rules and regulations laid out in the bible.

(yesh you read the king James bible as in king James the first of England? Former Scott?)

[SalvationSeeker]

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I randomly found the from, read it laughed a bit and decided to join. I would make a horrible Baptist I could never make it to church every Sunday and then I would find it impossible to follow all the rules and regulations laid out in the bible.

Well, then you're going to hell.. Just for being too lazy to accept Jesus.

Quite stupid of you, I'd say.
Eternal torment in a literal lake of fire can't be too fun.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Some points for starters:

1) Catholics have a pope at the head of their church
2) Different bible
3) Believe in transubstantiation (sp?)
4) Pray to Mary who is actually Isis in disguise, stolen from Paganism as much of catholicism and xtianity actually is.
5) Catholic priests are not permitted to marry, and are addressed as 'father' instead of 'pastor'.
6) They have nuns.
7) Believe Peter to have been 'the first pope'
8) Veneration of angels and dead saints, and use of images.
9) Making the sign of the cross.
10)The Rosary, mechanical praying with beads

To name a few. There's more.

[Enobarbus]

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I am not well know in the various sects of Christianity so can some of you people tell me the differences between Catholics and Baptists

p.s. please if you can help it as little satire towards Catholics

Most of the major catholic heresies have been covered -- one overlooked though, is that the cathylicks, in direct opposition to scripture, take eviloution seriously. Obviously this is nonsense; God created the earth in 6 days and eviloution is impossible.

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

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I am not well know in the various sects of Christianity so can some of you people tell me the differences between Catholics and Baptists

p.s. please if you can help it as little satire towards Catholics

Son, we don't use satire on this HOLY board. And we don't have to, since the Catholics do a smashing good job of it themselves - worshiping fish instead of God.

Here's an ancient stone relief showing a Chaldean fish priest:



Notice, how the fish-head looks like today's papal mitre and how the fish-body looks like a cloak. Here's a picture of a bunch of Mesopotamian fish-priests to facilitate comparison.



You may want to study this thread for more examples.

[Brother Temperance]

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Oh, and the Bible states that the ceremonial title of Father is reserved solely for God, whereas the Catholics apply it to any transvestite paedophile they can find:
Matthew 23:9 And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.

[Catholic - Not Christian]

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I am not well know in the various sects of Christianity so can some of you people tell me the differences between Catholics and Baptists

p.s. please if you can help it as little satire towards Catholics

Hello

I am a Catholic that recently came to this forum. If you read my introduction: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=28579

Many of the differences between Baptists and Catholics were discussed here.
Except one difference I did note was that many of my Baptist friends believe that God loves everyone (This is what I believe as well) and the Baptists here did not.

If you have any further questions I have spent quite some time deliberating the differences between Catholics and Baptists and the justifications for each side and will be happy to provide unbiased answers