[Sista Lateefah]

Re: Further Evidence That Catlickers are Pagan Scum

Behold! I alight like a hawk! The cleansing fires of the Lord's creative unction purge the devil's black c*m from another reptilian shapeshifter among Satan's teenage litanies of orgiastic abandon and lop the heads of his youthful hydra that they might finally seek their resting place in the furor of the Devil's abysmal abode! Burn! Burn smelly little wiccan rogues and gothic teenage scum! Let them burn like the steaming excriment that spawned them! Ha, ha!!

You needsta lay off the crack and find Jesus.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Further Evidence That Catlickers are Pagan Scum

Meg calls herself a Christo-Pagan, a blender of traditional Christianity and pagan goddess worship. For her, adapting the Catholic rosary brings a peace that adhering only to the Christianity of her youth did not.

ARGH!!!
For once I'm just as annoyed as you people. (Maybe for different reasons though)
Christo-Pagan? Honestly, that title is an Oxymoron!!! The two contradict!! According to xtianity, anyone with Pagan beliefs should be put to death and people like this think it is cool to blend the two?
Some 'hip new fad' in their eyes?
Argh I say.
ARGH!!!

Now I ask you, how depraved can you get?

I wouldn't use depraved so much as foolish. Paganism was never meant to be blended with abrahamic silliness (as HPC points out rightly) just as abrahamic silliness does not blend with Paganism.

Can I just say:
AAAAARRRGGHHHH!!!!!!
Fluffy bunnies are trying to take over the world!!!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Further Evidence That Catlickers are Pagan Scum

ARGH!!!
For once I'm just as annoyed as you people. (Maybe for different reasons though)
Christo-Pagan? Honestly, that title is an Oxymoron!!! The two contradict!! According to xtianity, anyone with Pagan beliefs should be put to death and people like this think it is cool to blend the two?
Some 'hip new fad' in their eyes?
Argh I say.
ARGH!!!


I wouldn't use depraved so much as foolish. Paganism was never meant to be blended with abrahamic silliness (as HPC points out rightly) just as abrahamic silliness does not blend with Paganism.

Can I just say:
AAAAARRRGGHHHH!!!!!!
Fluffy bunnies are trying to take over the world!!!!

HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA!!!! Oh Sweet Jesus you pagan scumbags just slay me sometimes!!

You're actually worried about polluting your comepletely made-up pile of garbage fake religion!!??? You are soooo hilarious!!

Praise Jesus I haven't laughed this hard since Sister Bowers bitchslapped Larry King on live TV for being a jew....

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Further Evidence That Catlickers are Pagan Scum

ARGH!!!
For once I'm just as annoyed as you people. (Maybe for different reasons though)
Christo-Pagan? Honestly, that title is an Oxymoron!!! The two contradict!! According to xtianity, anyone with Pagan beliefs should be put to death and people like this think it is cool to blend the two?
Some 'hip new fad' in their eyes?

It's all the rage among the Elmos.

They tire of hurting themselves, all alone; by merging religions, they can take turns playing pagan, then beating each other for being heathens.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Further Evidence That Catlickers are Pagan Scum

It's all the rage among the Elmos.

They tire of hurting themselves, all alone; by merging religions, they can take turns playing pagan, then beating each other for being heathens.

Maybe it's the fact that I'm tired and extremely stressed, but that explanation actually doesn't sound all too far-fetched.

HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA!!!! Oh Sweet Jesus you pagan scumbags just slay me sometimes!!

You're actually worried about polluting your comepletely made-up pile of garbage fake religion!!??? You are soooo hilarious!!

Praise Jesus I haven't laughed this hard since Sister Bowers bitchslapped Larry King on live TV for being a jew....

There's a certain degree of irony concerning your reply here and your original post in this thread, my dear Eeke.