[bridging-the-gap]

Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican

ok whatever you can think that if you want.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican

oh come on you are making something out of nothing!

No we aren't. Read THIS!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=364

Oh, wait. I just read in another thread you admitted to being a Goth. Did you read our thread about Goths? Every word is true and has been proven by a study at Oxford.

[Student of Landover]

Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican

Something out of nothing? This demon worshiper leads a major "religion" in this world, and the fact that he is obviously hiding something under that fish head hat, somethings which the esteemed Pastor Al E Pistle has told you are horns, is nothing? Obviously you already know about these horns, and are trying to cover them up with your bluffing. It will fool nobody on this site.

[bridging-the-gap]

Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican

oh come on you are making something out of nothing!

[Student of Landover]

Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican

You are a much stronger man than I am, Pastor. If you don't want to look at them I shouldn't dare.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican

Son, we have ACTUAL, UNDOCTORED photographs showing exactly what you describe, but the Pope's EVIL EYE is visible in them and some people can be deceived if their faith isn't strong. I'm sure you can find the pictures if JESUS guides your mouse. I can't look them up just now because they give me nightmares.

[Student of Landover]

Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican

I wasn't doubting that he is the antichrist for one moment, or that the catlickers worship a fish. I was just saying what I used to believe. Is it possible that he does have horns under there that he's covering up, as well? What better way to cover up devilry than more devilry?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican

Son, search this GODLY forum for 'fish god' and you will see for yourself that the Pope is, in fact, the Antichrist.

If you don't find those threads immediately, say so and someone will direct you to them in the morning.

[Student of Landover]

Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican

I never knew that the Catholic Church prayed to a "Fish God." I thought that the hat was split in two to represent devil horns, which the pope has to keep hidden under there.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican

Shouldn't that be a Newley banned one?



Bless you, my pointy headed child,
Father Mo

...So I guess that would make you slightly PRE-banned....

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican

So then what kind of a tool am I?

A banned one...

Shouldn't that be a Newley banned one?



Bless you, my pointy headed child,
Father Mo

[SUV]

Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican

For some reason this thread makes me think of that song

Fish heads, fish heads...rolly polly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads eat them up yummmmm.

Fish heads

Oh, my dear God, YES, Sister Thumper!!!

(PS Would you ask Brother Danish if we get extra points for also finding "Waldo"? I don't want to get hollered at.)

SUV

[robert12345]

Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican

President Bush converted from the Whiskeypalian "church" to the Methodless "church." Of course, being the Divinely hand-picked ruler of the world, he is not a hellbound anything. Perhaps he joined his wife's cult to lead its members to True Christianity™ by peaceful means before sending in the DOF. If so, it's just another instance in which he puts the "compassion" into "compassionate conservatism."

I agree that Dubya's perfect description is method less.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican

A banned one, from the looks of things. And I thought Godly President Bush was a hellbound Methodist, not a hellbound Episcopalian.

President Bush converted from the Whiskeypalian "church" to the Methodless "church." Of course, being the Divinely hand-picked ruler of the world, he is not a hellbound anything. Perhaps he joined his wife's cult to lead its members to True Christianity™ by peaceful means before sending in the DOF. If so, it's just another instance in which he puts the "compassion" into "compassionate conservatism."

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican

So then what kind of a tool am I?

A banned one, from the looks of things. And I thought Godly President Bush was a hellbound Methodist, not a hellbound Episcopalian.