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  • Andreas
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    Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican

    There's no blasphemy here. Even if Mr. Bush is just a Episcopalian, he's still a GODLY tool.
    So then what kind of a tool am I?

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  • Pastor Rune Enoe
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    Originally posted by Andreas View Post
    Mr Prune, isn't that blasphemy? Like saying Jesus sucked at carpentry(I'm not saying he didn't but...)
    There's no blasphemy here. Even if Mr. Bush is just a Episcopalian, he's still a GODLY tool.

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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
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    Administrators don't change avatars. Adminstrators count money blessings. Moderators can, but they have to pray first.

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  • Andreas
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    BTW: Avatar was changed by an administrator. Some Iowans just don't know when sheep had enough.

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  • Andreas
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    Iraq and Afghanistan.

    The Danish Prime Minister uses Bush as his private chauffeur: old :cool:
    Mr Prune, isn't that blasphemy? Like saying Jesus sucked at carpentry(I'm not saying he didn't but...)

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  • Pastor Rune Enoe
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    Originally posted by Andreas View Post
    Danes are mostly Christians. This pathetic submissive country helped you in Iraq if you don't remember.
    Iraq and Afghanistan.

    The Danish Prime Minister uses Bush as his private chauffeur:

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  • Andreas
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    As his name suggests, Brother Danish has the misfortune of ministering to the Godless and depraved Norsemen of Denmark, 99% of whom are Muslims anyway.
    Danes are mostly Christians. This pathetic submissive country helped you in Iraq if you don't remember.

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  • Petal
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    Originally posted by Mr.Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    PLEASE! We do not use the word ASS except when we refer to Balaam's talking ASS.

    The more polite term is colon or poop chute.
    i no that were nawty of bootiful Miss.Talitha, but at least she be americanizin her englishs it would of been worser if she saids arse, it so vulgars

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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
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    PLEASE! We do not use the word ASS except when we refer to Balaam's talking ASS.

    The more polite term is colon or poop chute. You should phrase your grossly disgusting comment subtly.

    The operator shoves his arm up the down staircase;
    In through the 'Exit only' door
    the wrong way on a one-way street
    grabs a handful of peanut butter
    drives up the onramp onto the Hershey highway
    reaches down the roundabout

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  • Talitha
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    It's much worse than you think.
    Those Ring-Kissing Mary Worshippers seem to be also turning into experts of Bestiality.
    This creature, The Emu,

    also has a resemblence to the Fish-head Poop!
    Apparently this particular fake effigy of a real Bird enables the person operating it to shove his hand AND arm up It's Ass-ociated aperture.
    Typical behaviour for someone of this totally depraved Papist Cult.
    Last edited by Talitha; 10-02-2006, 09:32 AM. Reason: Got told off by Pastor Pistle

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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
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    For some reason this thread makes me think of that song

    Fish heads, fish heads...rolly polly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads eat them up yummmmm.

    Fish heads

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by JonFish85 View Post
    Good sir Danish,

    I notice that you are a missionary to the North, and I am curious as to which "North" that might be? I myself have made it my mission to bring God back to the state where He originally made landfall in this Awesome Nation (Massachusetts). Unfortunately the Godless masses are making it increasingly difficult to spread His message of True Love.
    As his name suggests, Brother Danish has the misfortune of ministering to the Godless and depraved Norsemen of Denmark, 99% of whom are Muslims anyway.

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  • Deaner
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    Originally posted by Prune Danish View Post


    Wow, thanks for the informative post Brother Prune; I had no idea. I always thought the hat was for his mail.

    Dean

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  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
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    Good sir Danish,

    I notice that you are a missionary to the North, and I am curious as to which "North" that might be? I myself have made it my mission to bring God back to the state where He originally made landfall in this Awesome Nation (Massachusetts). Unfortunately the Godless masses are making it increasingly difficult to spread His message of True Love.

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  • Pastor Rune Enoe
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    Pagan fish gods in the Vatican

    Brethren and Sistren

    Before the Great Purge I made a post about the head-dress worn by popes and bishops. The so-called mitre:

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    It's easy to see - unless you're a Catholic of course - that the pope is wearing a fish-head at the top of his own. Obviously he thinks that two brains are better than one.

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    The mitre is just one example of how all the trappings of the Catholic church are of PAGAN origin without any scriptural basis. The following picture is a stone relief showing a priest of the ancient fish-god Dagon. Yes, the same Dagon to whom the Philistines wanted to sacrifice Samson:

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    It should be plain enough that the gaping fish-mouth has become the "horns" of today's mitre and that the rest of the fish became the pope's cloak.

    Nevertheless, papists are heretics who have long ago embraced the FALSE theory of EVILUTION. They remain unconvinced unless they can be shown "transitional forms".

    Well, it just so happens that I found a splendid picture of these "transitional forms" in Harper's Weekly (Click here for a glorious copy).

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    As a True Christian™ I don't believe in EVILution, of course, since I've never seen a cat turn into a dog. But this is clearly a case of MICRO-evilution, where one slimy predator changes into another slimy predator.

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