Drunken Mick's Goat Worship Festival

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Well the booze must be flowing over in the land of satanic leprechauns, because THIS news story just came to my attention. The debauched depravity that the mary worshiping Mics get up to amazes me all the time. The girl you see below was forced to marry that goat in a depraved satanic orgy! The Irish seem more like african Hottentots more and more.

King Puck : Beauty and beast tie the knot

Crowned by 12-year-old Caoimhe O'Sullivan from Sun Hill, Killorglin, King Jimmy's silken locks glistened with raindrops for the start of the three-day festival.

IT was one of the wettest ever starts to the world renowned Killorglin Puck Fair in Co Kerry yesterday.

But despite the dismal conditions, traffic jammed the town from early morning for the homecoming fair festival, which sees locals return from all over Ireland and the world for Gathering Day which took place yesterday.

An estimated 60,000 people are expected to attend the event. Crowned by 12-year-old Caoimhe O'Sullivan from Sun Hill, Killorglin, King Jimmy's silken locks glistened with raindrops for the start of the three-day festival. The hardy royal was caught high over Rossbeigh beach a week ago by chief goat catcher Frank Joy. The traditional early morning start to the fair, which got its charter from King James I, saw about 200 stalls line the streets. Puck Fair costs some €150,000 to run but earns an estimated €6m for the local economy. There will be be nightly street entertainment and closing night tomorrow will culminate in fireworks.

[Deaner]

Re: Drunken Mics Goat Worship Festival

The girl you see below was forced to marry that goat in a depraved satanic orgy!

The sad thing in all this is the fact that the goat would make a better husband than some booze-swilling paddy named Brendan. Probably smells better and works harder too.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Drunken Mics Goat Worship Festival

Well the booze must be flowing over in the land of satanic leprechauns, because THIS news story just came to my attention. The debauched depravity that the mary worshiping Mics get up to amazes me all the time. The girl you see below was forced to marry that goat in a depraved satanic orgy! The Irish seem more like african Hottentots more and more.

I was very, very confused by this:

The hardy royal was caught high over Rossbeigh beach a week ago by chief goat catcher Frank Joy.

High over Rossbeigh beach? They claim the devil-goat was flying? And if this Frank Joy pansy is the chief goat catcher, does that mean he has assistant goat catchers? Sort of being born a woman, I find it hard to imagine anything more degrading.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Zeke, do you even read what you post? They didn't get married, they opened a fair. The title of the article was just a joke, not serious. You can't go believing every word you see in print literally, now, can you?

Oh...wait...I forgot....you do.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Drunken Mics Goat Worship Festival

Well the booze must be flowing over in the land of satanic leprechauns, because THIS news story just came to my attention. The debauched depravity that the mary worshiping Mics get up to amazes me all the time.

Perhaps, if you had the very slightest ability to comprehend what is written upon the page, you might, just might, have noticed that the tradition in question got it's charter from King James I... you know that Protestant guy with the Bible named after him? You are familiar with the King James Bible aren't you?

The traditional early morning start to the fair, which got its charter from King James I,...

We Catholics have never been into Holy Goats... it was Holy Ghosts. Perhaps a few years of reading comprehension lessons might help you sort out a few other serious misunderstandings you have regarding the Church of Rome... the Church Jesus himself built upon the rock of Saint Peter.


Bless you, my third grade drop-out,
Father Mo

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Drunken Mics Goat Worship Festival

Perhaps, if you had the very slightest ability to comprehend what is written upon the page, you might, just might, have noticed that the tradition in question got it's charter from King James I... you know that Protestant guy with the Bible named after him? You are familiar with the King James Bible aren't you?

Yes. It was because King James was a homer and dedicated satanic festivals like this that God spoke to him. I paraphrase, but I feel certain God said "JIMMIE, YOU MINCING GOAT-POKING QUEER...IF YOU DON"T COMMISSION A HOLY BIBLE FOR MY CHURCH, LANDOVER BAPTIST... AND BE QUICK ABOUT IT, I AM GOING TO DROP-KICK YOU STRAIGHT INTO HELL!"

We Catholics have never been into Holy Goats... it was Holy Ghosts.

Yeah. And little boys.

Perhaps a few years of reading comprehension lessons might help you sort out a few other serious misunderstandings you have regarding the Church of Rome... the Church Jesus himself built upon the rock of Saint Peter.

Yes, the Catlicks are very conscious of "Saint" Peter. That joke has been the Pope's way of mocking GOD for two thousand years. And now the Pope is actually SATAN himself! It doesn't get much worse than that.

Bless you, my third grade drop-out,
Father Mo

Good heavens, Mo. You aren't fooling anyone!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Drunken Mics Goat Worship Festival

We Catholics have never been into Holy Goats... it was Holy Goatse. Perhaps a few years of reading comprehension lessons might help you sort out a few other serious misunderstandings you have regarding the Church of Rome... the Church Jesus himself built upon the rock of Saint Peter.

What about Satan Peter's wife? Did He build anything upon her, you vile boy-buggerer? Why hasn't that limp-wristed Nazi you pray to followed Peter's example and found himself a nice young madchen to settle down with yet?