Pope Makes Nice With SATAN! Sucking up because he's hell bound

[TC Patriot]

In a surprise move just moments after apologizing to Muslims worldwide the Pope has apologized to Satan.



"Calling Satan 'evil' does not represent my personal view".

Benedict XVI had been under pressure to make a personal apology following a controversial statements that he and the Catholic Church have made in the past several hundred years.

"Casting judgement against a character for statements made in an ancient text is careless and unkind" said the Pope in his public statement. The Pope said that he hopes his apology to Satan and the forces of evil will open up a dialogue that will be beneficial to everyone.

Satan could not be reached for comment although an official press release from the Lake of Fire stated that Satan was encouraged and noted... "The Catholic Church has been very cooperative in the past and we are glad that the Pope is interested in furthering relations between the Church and the Forces of Evil.

[Dirk]

Re: Pope Makes Nice With SATAN! Sucking up because he's hell boun

We all knew it all along here at LBC.

[TC Patriot]

Re: Pope Makes Nice With SATAN! Sucking up because he's hell boun

We all knew it all along here at LBC.

I think everyone knows it. We just have a better handle on it. The RCC is the Great Whore.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Pope Makes Nice With SATAN! Sucking up because he's hell boun

Well considering they stated not too long ago that Satan lives in the Vatican

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=38714

What did you expect?

[Dirk]

Re: Pope Makes Nice With SATAN! Sucking up because he's hell boun

I think everyone knows it. We just have a better handle on it. The RCC is the Great Whore.

Indeed for it has been written

Leviticus 19:29
Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness.

Revelation 17:16
And the ten horns which thou sawest upon the beast, these shall hate the whore, and shall make her desolate and naked, and shall eat her flesh, and burn her with fire.

Revelation 17:3-8
3So he carried me away in the spirit into the wilderness: and I saw a woman sit upon a scarlet coloured beast, full of names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns.
4And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication:
5And upon her forehead was a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH.
6And I saw the woman drunken with the blood of the saints, and with the blood of the martyrs of Jesus: and when I saw her, I wondered with great admiration.
7And the angel said unto me, Wherefore didst thou marvel? I will tell thee the mystery of the woman, and of the beast that carrieth her, which hath the seven heads and ten horns.
8The beast that thou sawest was, and is not; and shall ascend out of the bottomless pit, and go into perdition: and they that dwell on the earth shall wonder, whose names were not written in the book of life from the foundation of the world, when they behold the beast that was, and is not, and yet is.