[Every Knee]

Re: Ask Fr. Tom

Please forgive this wicked sinner. I'm so thankful there are moderators doing their job on this board and protecting the holy ones here from wicked speech. Sometimes I let my flesh get in the way of my feelings, and I truly apologize. Thank Jesus I have 489 forgivness cards left. Next time if I do slip, I'll make sure to blot out any satanic vowels with the judicious use of the astrisk (like f*ck you *ssh*l*) - just like the moderator did. Again, please forgive.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Ask Fr. Tom

I knew I should have chose the word BREAST instead

Young man, ladies grace these Godly forums. A little couth would behoove you.

[Star Finder]

Re: Ask Fr. Tom

Mr. Tom-Tom,

Should I use a candle to sodmise a young boy before I force myself on him or should I just go right to the ACT of the Apostle directly?

ld

[Every Knee]

Re: Ask Fr. Tom

I knew I should have chose the word BREAST instead

[Every Knee]

Re: Ask Fr. Tom

Well *Jeb, it does look kind of like a virgin n*pple - maybe Mary's?


*Learn to spell people's names correctly, toilet mouth!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Ask Fr. Tom

I have a question for the catholic:

Why do you try to deny that your "church" is a cult of baby-buggering sodomites, when your bling-bling Cathedrals feature massive representations of bruised buttholes:



The perverted minds of the Mary Worshippers never ceases to shock me.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Ask Fr. Tom

I'm glad to hear that you were Saved from your previously sinning ways and are on the road to heaven, Ma'am Noddy.

And this lecherous priest would do well to follow your advice and click the paypal button. I do hope he choose to save his soul, not to mention the many young boys he'll go on contaminating if he keeps on like he is!

Thank you Miss Maisie, for your kind words!

To think of all those years in a false-church practicing satan's cere-sin-ials, and not even knowing it!

Then all of a sudden the devil got scared and ran for his life, leaving a GODLY HOLE in the head of an unsuspecting noddy, only to be promptly filled with the everlasting peace and light of the living JESUS!

Yes indeed, a HOLE in the head of the papist dog is just what the Lord Jesus commands as well.

Praise!

[SUV]

Re: Ask Fr. Tom

How do you snap mackerels, and, why would a person even want to do such a silly thing?

[Miss Maisie]

Re: Ask Fr. Tom

I'm glad to hear that you were Saved from your previously sinning ways and are on the road to heaven, Ma'am Noddy.

And this lecherous priest would do well to follow your advice and click the paypal button. I do hope he choose to save his soul, not to mention the many young boys he'll go on contaminating if he keeps on like he is!

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Ask Fr. Tom

... Why don't you want to be saved? ...

... and hit the PayPal button again while you're at it, Father M?

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Ask Fr. Tom

How is it that many catholics today somehow try to equate biblical creationism with evolution and possibly think to be taken seriously? The idea of evolution goes against everything creationism is about, and yet many of you guys insist that one supports the other? Just what the hell is that?

Right! When I used to be a liturgy-worshipping cathy-lick-style angli-can't, I tried the same thing, and it didn't work.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Ask Fr. Tom

How many little boys have you personally violated Father?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Ask Fr. Tom

How many little boys have you personally violated Father?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Ask Fr. Tom

This thread is such rip off of my thread for ask Japanese! what copy cat! you are need for get own idea okay American.

Totto-chan, try to be a little understanding. His "church" has run out of things to copy from Greek, Roman, and Babylonian paganism, so he needs new sources.

[Hitoshi]

Re: Ask Fr. Tom

This is the thread where you ask me anything you like, and I will civilly answer it!

So, ask away!

This thread is such rip off of my thread for ask Japanese! what copy cat! you are need for get own idea okay American.