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  • Yeshua
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Oct 2006
    • 15

    #1

    Catholicism: The fast track to HELL!

    Martin Luther is gay.


    Like ur mom lol.
  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #2
    Re: Catholicism isn't a false religion

    Originally posted by Yeshua View Post
    Martin Luther is gay.


    Like ur mom lol.
    Well, gee, that was certainly deep, erudite, and mature. If that's the best that you can come up with, then that just proves that we're right. Glory!

    Oh, by the way, can't you even read? We're Baptists, not Lutherans.
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

    Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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    • Yeshua
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Oct 2006
      • 15

      #3
      Re: Catholicism isn't a false religion

      Originally posted by More Saved Than Thou View Post
      Well, gee, that was certainly deep, erudite, and mature. If that's the best that you can come up with, then that just proves that we're right. Glory!

      Oh, by the way, can't you even read? We're Baptists, not Lutherans.

      LAWL, the Septuagint automatically disproves you. Cathodox for the win.

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      • Marshall
        Righteous and Patriotic
        Highest body count at the VFW
        True Christian™
        • Oct 2006
        • 3330

        #4
        Re: Catholicism isn't a false religion

        Catholics are all Idolators and suffer from several Mortal sins all at once including Avarice and Homosexuality amongst others. They constantly appear in womens clothing while worshipping at golden statues of our Beloved Saviour Jesus Christs mother.

        Pathetic and delusional, the typical Catholic inevitably ends up being raped eternally by a neverending conga line of Satanic Imps. Heed Jesus warning about following false prophets and come to Him as soon as possible.
        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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        • Yeshua
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Oct 2006
          • 15

          #5
          Re: Catholicism isn't a false religion

          Originally posted by Marshall View Post
          Catholics are all Idolators and suffer from several Mortal sins all at once including Avarice and Homosexuality amongst others. They constantly appear in womens clothing while worshipping at golden statues of our Beloved Saviour Jesus Christs mother.

          Pathetic and delusional, the typical Catholic inevitably ends up being raped eternally by a neverending conga line of Satanic Imps. Heed Jesus warning about following false prphets and come to Him as soon as possible.
          In Joshua 5:15, Joshua prostrated on his knees before an angel.


          What now bitch?

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          • Marshall
            Righteous and Patriotic
            Highest body count at the VFW
            True Christian™
            • Oct 2006
            • 3330

            #6
            Re: Catholicism isn't a false religion

            Such language! And on a Church forum on a Sunday too. You are most definately of the Devil.

            Joshua worshipping in stunned amazement at the feet of the Lords Angel makes you upset somehow? You should put the bong down and take a big hit of Jesus.
            God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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            • Yeshua
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Oct 2006
              • 15

              #7
              Re: Catholicism isn't a false religion

              Originally posted by Marshall View Post
              Such language! And on a Church forum on a Sunday too. You are most definately of the Devil.

              Joshua worshipping in stunned amazement at the feet of the Lords Angel makes you upset somehow? You should put the bong down and take a big hit of Jesus.
              LOL, fundie.

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              • Marshall
                Righteous and Patriotic
                Highest body count at the VFW
                True Christian™
                • Oct 2006
                • 3330

                #8
                Re: Catholicism isn't a false religion

                Fundie?

                That sounds suspiciously like a Liberal buzzword. Your not queer are you?
                God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                • SalvationSeeker
                  True Christian™ Theologian
                  Forum Member
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 3892

                  #9
                  Re: Catholicism isn't a false religion

                  Oh, really?
                  Let's just line out a few blashpemies comitted by the cathylick church then..

                  You call your priests "father":

                  And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.
                  Matthew 23:9

                  You worship statues and claim they cry:

                  Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;
                  Exodus 20:4-5

                  Your priests sodomise little boys:

                  If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
                  Leviticus 20:13

                  You pray to Mary and Saints.
                  Yet the bible (KJV1611) says we have ONE advocate with the Father, Jesus Christ (Who is one part of the trinity, and the Father being another one):

                  My little children, these things write I unto you, that ye sin not. And if any man sin, we have an advocate with the Father, Jesus Christ the righteous:
                  1 John 2:1


                  Now go to hell, false teacher.
                  If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                  A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                  Proverbs 9:12-13

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                  • Lol At Thou
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 3

                    #10
                    Re: Catholicism isn't a false religion

                    Originally posted by More Saved Than Thou View Post
                    Well, gee, that was certainly deep, erudite, and mature. If that's the best that you can come up with, then that just proves that we're right. Glory!

                    Oh, by the way, can't you even read? We're Baptists, not Lutherans.
                    You have posted that picture of the POPE'S MOUTH at least three times now. I'm afraid I have to ban you. We don't allow homosexuals in here.

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                    • True_One
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 10

                      #11
                      Re: Catholicism isn't a false religion

                      Die, you son of the devil. You who are suposedly "holy' but who preaches hatered.

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                      • SalvationSeeker
                        True Christian™ Theologian
                        Forum Member
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 3892

                        #12
                        Re: Catholicism isn't a false religion

                        Originally posted by True_One View Post
                        Die, you son of the devil. You who are suposedly "holy' but who preaches hatered.
                        Quite the contradiction..
                        You want us to DIE, but you claim WE preach hatred?
                        But I forgive you for this persecution however, it only proves we are on the right path. Praise the LORD!

                        Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution.
                        But evil men and seducers shall wax worse and worse, deceiving, and being deceived.
                        2 Timothy 3:12-13
                        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                        Proverbs 9:12-13

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                        • NoNameSoldier
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • May 2011
                          • 1

                          #13
                          Re: Catholicism isn't a false religion

                          Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                          Well, gee, that was certainly deep, erudite, and mature. If that's the best that you can come up with, then that just proves that we're right. Glory!

                          Oh, by the way, can't you even read? We're Baptists, not Lutherans.
                          If your going to talk bad about Lutherans I pray for you soul. Also everyone else on this Forum all I have seen it people talking bad this is wrong that is wrong everything is wrong BAPTISTS is the true Church. This is why I stay away from Church and ready my Bible and study it from home cuz I don't have people like Y'all saying whats right and wrong only GOD can JUDGE us for the sins we have done Y'all should not be hating on others but praying for others. GOD BLESS

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                          • Zechariah Smyth
                            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 15251

                            #14
                            Re: Catholicism isn't a false religion

                            Originally posted by NoNameSoldier View Post
                            If your going to talk bad about Lutherans I pray for you soul. Also everyone else on this Forum all I have seen it people talking bad this is wrong that is wrong everything is wrong BAPTISTS is the true Church. This is why I stay away from Church and ready (sic) my Bible and study it from home cuz I don't have people like Y'all saying whats right and wrong only GOD can JUDGE us for the sins we have done Y'all should not be hating on others but praying for others. GOD BLESS
                            Son, I think you're dizzy from a night of sodomy, poppers, and fortified wine, because you claim to read the Bible and yet make the outrageous claim that I, a True Christian™, should not judge anyone.

                            Let's see what God has to say about it, huh?

                            (Leviticus 19:15) "Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honour the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour."

                            (John 7:24) "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

                            That's Old and New Testament, boy.

                            Now whatcha got?

                            Yours in Christ,

                            Z. Smyth
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                            • BelieverInGod
                              Fourm Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 9269

                              #15
                              Re: Catholicism isn't a false religion

                              Originally posted by NoNameSoldier View Post
                              If your going to talk bad about Lutherans I pray for you soul. Also everyone else on this Forum all I have seen it people talking bad this is wrong that is wrong everything is wrong BAPTISTS is the true Church. This is why I stay away from Church and ready my Bible and study it from home cuz I don't have people like Y'all saying whats right and wrong only GOD can JUDGE us for the sins we have done Y'all should not be hating on others but praying for others. GOD BLESS
                              Any particular reason you had to drag up a 5 year old thread for this?
                              Drama queen

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