Another reason why Catholics are losers

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German robs church boxes of 250,000 euros in 9 years

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German woman has confessed to stealing 250,000 euros ($356,400) from church collection boxes over the past nine years, police said on Thursday.

The 57-year-old thief was discovered by a parish priest who called the police after seeing her and a male companion poking about a collection box, a spokesman for police in the southern town of Offenburg said.

The woman subsequently admitted that for the past nine years she had pilfered money from collection boxes two or three times each week, netting 150 to 250 euros each outing.

She had robbed about 12,000 boxes in all, sometimes using a special device to get in to them without breaking the lock.

She also confessed to pinching crucifixes and paintings.

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Re: Another reason why Catholics are losers

She also confessed to pinching crucifixes and paintings.

I messed my post up.*cry

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Another reason why Catholics are losers

I messed my post up.*cry

Woman, Woman! We do not expect you to be perfect. GOD knows women are addle-headed at best! Seek solace in JESUS and your wrongs can be righted!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Another reason why Catholics are losers

Well you may be suprised to hear me say it, but I actually pity this kraut couple. By the time pope ratkiller gets through with them they'll beg for an eternity in hellfire.

Those mary-worshipers don't take kindly to folks picking their pockets.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Another reason why Catholics are losers

Well you may be suprised to hear me say it, but I actually pity this kraut couple. By the time pope ratkiller gets through with them they'll beg for an eternity in hellfire.

Those mary-worshipers don't take kindly to folks picking their pockets.

Yes, indeed! You may PUT your hand into a priest's pocket, but what you pull out better not be green.