Sex-crazed Catholic "fathers" father 1000 kids!

[Brother Temperance]

Like me, a lot of you have probably always wondered why those Papist cross-dressers insist on being called "father" despite the fact that they are obviously not Our Father. Well, it turns out there's a simple explanation: the unbiblical, anti-family Catholic doctrine of celibacy is so obviously wrong that not even Catholic priests bother taking it seriously. They've been breaking their vows (which God doesn't care about) to engage in pre-marital fornication left, right and centre (which definitely does upset God), so there's actually a significant chance that one of those hypocritical old bead-twiddlers may actually be your biological daddy!

Stephen was eight years old when he first heard his father disown him. The two were out for the day together when Stephen fell into a game of cricket with some local children, and another parent asked whose child he was. Stephen's father swiftly denied he was his. The child was "the son of one of my parishioners", said the dog-collared priest – a description that was truthful as far as it went, but omitted a vital detail. To Stephen, it felt like an outright dismissal. More than 30 years later, being the half-acknowledged son of a Roman Catholic priest has cast an enduring shadow over his life.
Stephen (not his real name) is now in his 40s and has never approached his paternal family, has never reached out to cousins and other relatives, for fear of shaming his parents. "I didn't have a [close friendship] with my father," he says, "and I have not found personal relationships that easy since then. None of his family in Ireland knew I existed, so you could argue I have been denied another family."
His experience is far from unique. It's been estimated that there are at least 1,000 people in Britain and Ireland whose fathers were priests at the time of their conception. And in May this year, dozens of Italian women who have had relationships with Roman Catholic priests or lay monks sent an open letter to the Pope calling for the abolition of the celibacy rule. The letter argued that a priest "needs to live with his fellow human beings, experience feelings, love and be loved". It also pleaded for sympathy for those who "live out in secrecy those few moments the priest manages to grant [us], and experience on a daily basis the doubts, fears and insecurities of our men".
This group of women aren't the only ones questioning enforced priestly celibacy. The issue has been central to recent debate in the Catholic church, after a wave of clerical abuse scandals that have sometimes seen critics link sexual frustration to paedophilia. There has also been debate about the origins of celibacy in the early Christian church. In the face of these questions, Pope Benedict XVI, who is due to tour the UK in September, has defended the status quo. Celibacy "is made possible by the grace of God . . . who asks us to transcend ourselves," he has said; he has also argued that forgoing matrimony helps demonstrate a commitment to the priesthood.
For the reclusive partners and offspring of Catholic priests, lack of financial support and recognition is a longstanding complaint. The few support groups that have sprung up have made little headway in their efforts to alter church attitudes. And although Stephen has never felt inspired to confront church authorities or seek financial recompense, he says that his past has left him with an "undertow of regret and sadness" at his parents' renounced love...
Pat Buckley, an excommunicated gay priest, has run what he calls an "independent ministry to disaffected and alienated Catholics and Christians" in Larne, Northern Ireland, since the mid-1980s. He runs a support group, Bethany, for women who are in relationships with priests.
"These problems have been hidden for centuries," he says, "but there's been so much in the news that people are getting a bit more courage to come forward." In 1992, for instance, there was uproar at the case of Eamon Casey, the then-Bishop of Galway, when it emerged that he had used diocesan funds to pay maintenance to the American mother of his love child; in the years since then, the church has been racked with controversy. "There are three common Irish names," Buckley continues, "McEntaggart, McAnespie and McNab, that translate as 'son of the priest', 'son of the Bishop' and 'son of the Abbot', so it's been around for some time."
Buckley believes that the Vatican wants to "hang on to celibacy for reasons of power and control. St Paul said in one of his letters that a bishop should be the husband of one woman. If a man does not have the experience of running a human family how can he run a church? Celibacy was unusual during the first 12 centuries of the Catholic Church. It was introduced [in the Middle Ages]. It's often very sad for the women and children in these relationships. A lot of them want some form of resolution, to sort out the baggage. Anybody who is abandoned by a parent suffers a very large injustice."

It's at times like these that I wonder why we bother attacking the Catholics, when they do such a good job of discrediting their anti-family pagan death cult all by themselves.

[Sister Christina]

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Pope Benedict XVI, who is due to tour the UK in September,

Touring like a heathen rock-band... I can't believe he actually has to promote himself like that to keep his pagan worshippers happy.

[James Hutchins]

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Typical for a nigra basketball player. I had no idea they were also papist dogs! Well, I guess I should not be surprised.

[Wide-Open]

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Those "people" even have songs about it.

"And I fathered five hundred kids
and I'll father five hundred more.
Just to be the priest with a thousand boys
Till I fall down at the churches door.
Tadadata, Tadadata."

Disgusting.

[Father Maurice Lester]

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A typical and predictable pile of unsubstantiated anti-christian propaganda written with the single purpose of furthering an agenda that surely is the handy-work of Satan himself.

We Catholics have never been shy to admit the occasional failings of the inevitable statistical fraction of the Clerical population who succumb to the very human failures God himself knew would occur... this is but one of the reasons He has given us the Sacrament of Confession.

I note this report deals only with the peoples of Great Britain and the real Ireland so to hold this as evidence of widespread malfeasance is academically unsound. When you consider how most of those poor souls are drunk by noon (we have Mass in the morning for reason), how can any of them, especially any English women, remember who they slept with last night let alone decades ago?


The Holy Roman Church is once again being attacked by a deluge of lawyers, none of them Catholic, at the behest of gold-diggers looking to capitalise on the generous nature of the Church in dealing with dispossessed victims of quackery who, along with one or two legitimate 'victims', have been kindly supported in a financial manner as to help ease their earthy pains... real or often imagined.


For Lad-rover Baptists to further propagate these lies is yet more proof that the devil himself has taken hold of the collective conscience of your sad cult.



Bless you, my galanthophilic Goebbles,
Father Mo



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[BelieverInGod]

Re: Sex-crazed Catholic "fathers" father 1000 kids!

A typical and predictable pile of unsubstantiated anti-christian propaganda written with the single purpose of furthering an agenda that surely is the handy-work of Satan himself.

We Catholics have never been shy to admit the occasional failings of the inevitable statistical fraction of the Clerical population who succumb to the very human failures God himself knew would occur... this is but one of the reasons He has given us the Sacrament of Confession.

I note this report deals only with the peoples of Great Britain and the real Ireland so to hold this as evidence of widespread malfeasance is academically unsound. When you consider how most of those poor souls are drunk by noon (we have Mass in the morning for reason), how can any of them, especially any English women, remember who they slept with last night let alone decades ago?


The Holy Roman Church is once again being attacked by a deluge of lawyers, none of them Catholic, at the behest of gold-diggers looking to capitalise on the generous nature of the Church in dealing with dispossessed victims of quackery who, along with one or two legitimate 'victims', have been kindly supported in a financial manner as to help ease their earthy pains... real or often imagined.


For Lad-rover Baptists to further propagate these lies is yet more proof that the devil himself has taken hold of the collective conscience of your sad cult.



Bless you, my galanthophilic Goebbles,
Father Mo



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May want to double check that. Your infallible Pope has admitted that Satan's earth bound address is Vatican City

[James Dewitt]

Re: Sex-crazed Catholic "fathers" father 1000 kids!

We Catholics have never been shy to admit the occasional failings of the inevitable statistical fraction of the Clerical population who succumb to the very human failures God himself knew would occur... this is but one of the reasons He has given us the Sacrament of Confession.

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Great plan that confession, sin away Monday through Friday, show up for confession, receive a an order to recite a worship prayer to Mary and its all good. I wonder what Jesus will have to say about that." You raped 150 children in your life, hey but you did pray to my mom. Shoot its OK you can proceed to Heaven". NO Jesus is going to say, " Sorry pervert its off to hell for you"

[TravisDK]

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We Catholics have never been shy to admit

Well it seems to me that the catlicks all over the world are trying to deny child molestation these days. No matter what country they're present in has stories about it in their media?

the occasional failings of the inevitable statistical fraction of the Clerical population

More a rule than an exception it seems. Does the catlick church attrack kiddie fiddlers or do they become kiddie fiddlers during their education? Is it something they're trained to do?

who succumb to the very human failures God himself knew would occur...

Very human failures? So being a pedophile is "very human"? I've never heard of any True Christians™ being accused of such!

this is but one of the reasons He has given us the Sacrament of Confession.

Yes, to give you catlick priests a chance to give each other a pat on the back and say: "just be quiet about it, ok?"

I mean, even your great Poop Benedict XVI is known to have covered up some of these "very human failures"....

Shame on you

[Moses.]

Re: Sex-crazed Catholic "fathers" father 1000 kids!

A typical and predictable pile of unsubstantiated anti-christian propaganda written with the single purpose of furthering an agenda that surely is the handy-work of Satan himself.

We Catholics have never been shy to admit the occasional failings of the inevitable statistical fraction of the Clerical population who succumb to the very human failures God himself knew would occur... this is but one of the reasons He has given us the Sacrament of Confession.

I note this report deals only with the peoples of Great Britain and the real Ireland so to hold this as evidence of widespread malfeasance is academically unsound. When you consider how most of those poor souls are drunk by noon (we have Mass in the morning for reason), how can any of them, especially any English women, remember who they slept with last night let alone decades ago?


The Holy Roman Church is once again being attacked by a deluge of lawyers, none of them Catholic, at the behest of gold-diggers looking to capitalise on the generous nature of the Church in dealing with dispossessed victims of quackery who, along with one or two legitimate 'victims', have been kindly supported in a financial manner as to help ease their earthy pains... real or often imagined.


For Lad-rover Baptists to further propagate these lies is yet more proof that the devil himself has taken hold of the collective conscience of your sad cult.



Bless you, my galanthophilic Goebbles,
Father Mo



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Father these people can't even prove their History before the protestant reformation, i have set a challange to all of them and none can deliver not even one! so they can slander Christs Chruch all they want but the gates of hell (this church being one of them) shall not prevail as Jesus Promised.

[Wide-Open]

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Father

He's your dad? Kinda proves the point, doesn't it?

these people can't even prove their History before the protestant reformation

Ever heard of John the Baptist?

[Moses.]

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He's your dad? Kinda proves the point, doesn't it?

i know your going to reply with this so i will write it out for you.

"Call no man your father on earth, for you have one Father, who is in heaven" (Matt. 23:9).


hmmm i wonder if you ever called your father, father really has the same meaning.
one must first understand the use of the word "father" in reference to our earthly fathers. No one would deny a little boy the opportunity to tell someone that she loves her father. Common sense tells us that Jesus wasn’t forbidding this type of use of the word "father."

"So it was not you who sent me here, but God; and he has made me a father to Pharaoh, and lord of all his house and ruler over all the land of Egypt" (Gen. 45:8).


oh no but wait thats the old testament! (i have used the NKJV because i have relised you guys cry when i don't, so just to keep you happy)

And not only this, but when Rebecca also had conceived by one man, even by our father Isaac. (Romans 9:10)

And he said, “Brethren and fathers, listen: The God of glory appeared to our father Abraham when he was in Mesopotamia, before he dwelt in Haran," Acts 7:2

as you can see he is refering to our fathers on earth, Jesus said dont call no one Rabbi, Rabbi means teacher in aramaic so your telling me you never refered to your school teacher as teacher. Hes using Hyperbole to make a point, im guessing you have cut both your arms off and plucked your eyes because you took that literal also...tsk tsk you have soo much to learn!

Ever heard of John the Baptist?

UM.... John the Baptist was a Catholic

[Brother Temperance]

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The Holy Roman Church is once again being attacked by a deluge of lawyers, none of them Catholic...
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That's a bit redundant. It's like saying "a deluge of sober people with jobs, none of them Irish."

Father these people can't even prove their History before the protestant reformation, i have set a challange to all of them and none can deliver not even one! so they can slander Christs Chruch all they want...

Blasphemy! Our Lord was no cripple, and He needs no crutch!

UM.... John the Baptist was a Catholic

Then why didn't they call him John the Catholic? Also, how often did he take communion?

[BelieverInGod]

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UM.... John the Baptist was a Catholic

Then why wasn't he baptizing babies? Why did Jesus wait until he was 30 to be baptized? Why full immersion baptism instead of some sprinkling with incantations in Latin? Doesn't sound very catholic to me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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UM.... John the Baptist was a Catholic

HOW DARE YOU imply that the founder of the Baptist faith was a bead counting, mary worshiping catholic!!

Unless you can back that up with Scripture you're going to be sent to hell by Jesus come Judgment Day.

[Moses.]

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HOW DARE YOU imply that the founder of the Baptist faith was a bead counting, mary worshiping catholic!!

Unless you can back that up with Scripture you're going to be sent to hell by Jesus come Judgment Day.

lol well ok sorry, if you think John the Baptist was your founder then we will pretend he is your "founder". the Catholic Church was founded by Jesus Christ, he said I am the Way, The Truth, The life, no one comes to the Father except through Me. so your founder john the baptist is not going to help you here buddy.