Michael Jackson alive - Hidden by Catholics

[Sister Christina]

Yes, it's true! Michael Jackson is still alive.
Many theory conspiracies have been out there, but I've finally found proof.

His song One More Chance says it all, if you only take your time to understand the lyrics.
The song is claimed to be written by R. Kelly (whoever that is) but really, that's just as false a statement as MJ's supposed death.
It was released on the 'Number Ones' album in 2003, although that specific song had never been number one and was in fact brand new.
He is obviously singing about his paedophile perversions and refering to them as 'you' and 'she'.

Here are the lyrics followed by what the REALLY mean:

Uh huh alright
This time gonna do my best to make it right

This time I'm gonna try not to get caught.

Can't go on without you by my side

I can't live without my perverted sickness to touch kids in inappropriate places.

Hold on

Wait - I've got an idea!

Shelter come and rescue me out of this storm And out of this cold

Cathlicks, help me mislead the world, they're on to me.

I need someone

I need a place to hide where people will cover up for me.

Searching for that one who is going to make me whole

I'm looking for a place where noone stands in the way of my sick sick SICK actions

Help me make these mysteries unfold

Please help making this possible for me.

Hold on

Wait - I've got an idea

Lightning about to strike in rain only on me
Hurt so bad sometimes it's hard to breathe

Let's us fake my death

And I would walk around this world to find her

I would go anywhere to be able to abuse small boys

And I don't care what it takes no

I would seriously do ANYTHING!

I'd sail the seven seas to be near her

I'd even cross the Atlantic and go to the Vatican in Rome to molest boys

And if you happen to see her
Tell her this from me
One more chance at love (x 40 throughout the whole song)

These are how many times I'm going to molest a child in my first month there so I'll fit right in.

So there you have it. MJ is living the sweet most disgusting life in the Vatican molesting boys with his new best friend, the Poop.

[Lisa H]

Re: Michael Jackson alive - Hidden by Catholics

I wonder if those cult worshiping pagan Cathlicks summed him from hell.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Michael Jackson alive - Hidden by Catholics

Yes, it's true! Michael Jackson is still alive.

"I'm looking for a place where noone stands in the way of my sick sick SICK actions"

So he wants to be at a Herman's Hermits reunion?

They were lapsed Anglicans for what it is worth and I realise that is about the same as Baptwits in the grand scheme but please, he is deader than Pastor Al's last Chinese maid and this silly claim of yours is a stretch even for a pregnant Landover woman's stomach.



Bless you, my frequent Fosters fellator,
Father Mo






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[Sister Christina]

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So he wants to be at a Herman's Hermits reunion?

They were lapsed Anglicans for what it is worth and I realise that is about the same as Baptwits in the grand scheme but please, he is deader than Pastor Al's last Chinese maid and this silly claim of yours is a stretch even for a pregnant Landover woman's stomach.

Bless you, my frequent Fosters fellator,
Father Mo

See? Here we go again. Trying to hide something that you very well know is the Truth, but I see through you, all of you. You can't even make a post without dreaming about touching my future off-spring.

Did you notice how the scandals of your 'church' really started rolling after the 'death' of MJ? This was obviously a consequence of a child not able to keep his mouth shut after 'sleeping' with the famous MJ.
The fact your sick pagan church have managed to keep him out of the news all this time is quite an accomplishment.
It's obviously the work of the Devil.

Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
John 8:44

[darkflame]

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omg american christians are so fucking stupid god is a fallacy made up 2 take ur money and if he is real u think he'll let people like u into heaven?
ur all moronic

[Lisa H]

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omg american christians are so piffleing stupid god is a fallacy made up 2 take ur money and if he is real u think he'll let people like u into heaven?
ur all mormonic

I am sorry to see that you have been corrupted by Satan.

[Sister Christina]

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omg american christians are so piffleing stupid god is a fallacy made up 2 take ur money and if he is real u think he'll let people like u into heaven?
ur all mormonic

Just because you lost your false faith after being a cathlick choirboy doesn't mean you can talk about our God, the Lord, that way.

Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men. And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.
Matthew 12:31-32

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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I am sorry to see that you have been corrupted by Satan.

It's become an epidemic, what with the cell phone radiation affecting their brains and driving them to the "leet" speak, and the I-Pods severely debilitating their hearing, they are almost beyond redemption.

[darkflame]

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i never had faith was never a catholic and if i end up goin to hell at least it will be warm and ill know people there.
the best christian band in the world however is lamb of god

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KEMDfgIBUo&feature=related

[Lisa H]

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i never had faith was never a catholic and if i end up goin to hell at least it will be warm and ill know people there.
the best christian band in the world however is lamb of god
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KEMD...eature=related

You do realize Satan will also do nasty things with his pitch fork to you. You may need to bend over for somethings.

[Sister Christina]

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i never had faith was never a catholic and if i end up goin to hell at least it will be warm and ill know people there.
the best christian band in the world however is lamb of god
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KEMD...eature=related

How dare you trying to tempt me to watch sinful gay videos. You truly are devilspawn.

The righteous is more excellent than his neighbour: but the way of the wicked seduceth them.
Proverbs 12:26

[darkflame]

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wouldnt be the first time ive bent over for something with 3 prongs

[Lisa H]

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wouldnt be the first time ive bent over for something with 3 prongs

So you lust after bending over for objects

[Sister Christina]

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wouldnt be the first time ive bent over for something with 3 prongs

Take your homerways someplace else. We do not wish to hear about your twisted sexual amusements. Enjoy Hell, flameboy.

Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
1 Corinthians 6:18

[Sister Charli]

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omg american christians are so piffleing stupid god is a fallacy made up 2 take ur money and if he is real u think he'll let people like u into heaven?
ur all mormonic

So if He doesn't exist (as you suggest) then how can He take my money?

But because I choose to tithe then (by your logic) He must be real.

Praise Jesus!