[Isabella White]

Miss White,

I'm sorry but I'm not interested in starting any sinful relationship with any of the member of this forums, let alone an old woman.

And the only time I'll ever come close to your bed will be when it will be your deathbed. Of course I will bring with me some Holy Water and a prayer card, both for you.

Sincerly, Padre Romeo Rovagnati.

Well! I never! In all my many, long years, I would never have expected such a lurid, disgusting personal message — particularly when you know, full well, that I am a respectable, dignified lady! But, I do forgive you, Mr. Rovagnati, because that is the proper thing for any to do — regardless of the offence!

Colossians 3:13 "Forbearing one another, and forgiving one another, if any man have a quarrel against any: even as forgave you, so also do ye.

However, I cannot forgive you for your blatant, wilful sins. That is something that you must take up with our Heavenly Father — and not with whatever coven of "clergy" that you consider as "priestly" forgivers!

Matthew 6:9,12:

⁹ After this manner therefore pray ye: Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name.
¹² And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.

And, forgiveness from Almighty is just what you need, Mr. Rovagnati. You might think that you can fool some of the people here at , but I am afraid that you will have to get up very early to fool this lady! Agatha (my sister) received an article from Sister Louella, and then it was forwarded to me. Do you really think that the has any time for such sinful shenanigans? I suppose that we should not be surprised, though, considering that what you get up to is not unlike the activities in which the majority of Cathyolick priests engage!



And, as for your offer to bring "holy" water to my bedside, thank you — NOT. Besides, one has a sneaking suspicion that you are too busy with other bedside activities!





Now, then; kindly refrain from any more sinning, and do as the good commands! You will be thanking me for this one day. Mark my words!

John 5:14 "Afterward findeth him in the temple, and said unto him, Behold, thou art made whole: sin no more, lest a worse thing come unto thee.


P.S. And, in future, I am MRS. White — not Miss White!

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Miss White,

I'm sorry but I'm not interested in starting any sinful relationship with any of the member of this forums, let alone an old woman.

And the only time I'll ever come close to your bed will be when it will be your deathbed. Of course I will bring with me some Holy Water and a prayer card, both for you.

Sincerly, Padre Romeo Rovagnati.

[Isabella White]

Goodness yes, Sister Isabella. The Catholic Satan is the same one directing the harlot Swift. One and the same. Is it worth our time to pray that Priest Rovagnati leave that so-called denomination and come to Jesus?

Oh, yes, dear Brother Mayor Hold — you are entirely correct in that the Cathyolick, Satanic "church" is the same one that controls that Miss Beyonce harlot, and her witchy friend, Taylor Swift. It is so terribly sad that the younger generation are blinded by the devil and that they do not realize the sins they are committing — sins that will take them straight to the fires of eternal !

II Corinthians 4:4 "In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of , who is the image of , should shine unto them."

Matthew 25:41 "Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:"

Now, then, as to whether or not it is worth our time to pray that Mr. Rovagnati leaves the Cathyolick "church", one cannot help but wonder if the result will be what wants. Goodness knows that we have tried — time and time again — to reach out to Mr. Rovagnati, showing him the error of his statue-worshipping ways. Sadly, it appears that he is entrenched so deeply in that false religion that he cannot extricate himself!

And, if Mr. Rovagnati were to truly turn to , and repent of his grievous sins, then our menfolk in our Faith Department would conduct their very extensive investigative work into Mr. Rovagnati's background. And there is where we will find the truth — a rebellious stumbling block that will require more than a simple promise to do better! Given the nature of those Cathyolick priests being predominantly homersexualistic, it appears that we will have some very serious regrets.

In the attached video clip, you will see that Mr. Rovagnati has been — unfortunately, but not unexpectedly — engaging in some activities that are not consistent with what we teach from the glorious , here at . I post this not to embarrass Mr. Rovagnati, but merely to let him (and other posers) know that we are a few steps ahead of them, and that we will not be fooled by any Cathyolick pretense! For the life of me, can any of us imagine our dear, allowing himself to be a "pin-up" boy?!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Oh, for Heaven's sake, dear Mr. Rovagnati. Did you just wake up? Taylor Swift and that Beyonce person are both idols to servants of Satan. They are worshipped by their adoring fans — just as people worship and pray to idols (statues) in the Cathyolick "church"! There. I hope that you can see the truth now!

Goodness yes, Sister Isabella. The Catholic Satan is the same one directing the harlot Swift. One and the same. Is it worth our time to pray that Priest Rovagnati leave that so-called denomination and come to Jesus?

[Isabella White]

I'm confused, what does the Harlot Taylor Swifter has to do with The Simpsons?

Oh, for Heaven's sake, dear Mr. Rovagnati. Did you just wake up? Taylor Swift and that Beyonce person are both idols to servants of Satan. They are worshipped by their adoring fans — just as people worship and pray to idols (statues) in the Cathyolick "church"! There. I hope that you can see the truth now!

[Romeo Rovagnati]

I'm confused, what does the Harlot Taylor Swifter has to do with The Simpsons?

[Isabella White]

Excellent analysis, Mrs Isabella White. I have heard from somewhere that those two witches cast spells on the unsuspecting audience and then they succumb to their wicked ways. Does that sound like something you want for your family and friends? Absolutely not! We should encourage our loved ones to watch Godly media.

I do thank you so very much, dear Mr. Harper. Truly, I am happy that you are seeing the truth, here at . You are quite correct in that those Taylor Swift and Beyonce witches cast spells on their audience members. And, when that happens, why, it just means that demons are released into the audience to enter the souls of the fools who paid good money to go to eternal . And, the attached photos show the proof of this! Just look at that Taylor woman, defiantly celebrating demonic filth from Satan. And that Beyonce woman: notice how her devil horns are about to emerge from the side of head in this concert photo. May protect all those who have the misfortune of being anywhere near these evil women!

[Anthony Harper]

You can have them —gladly — Mr. Rovagnati. And while you're at it, take those harlots Taylor Swift and Beyonce, too. They will fit right in with all of the other idols that get worshipped by -bound Cathyolicks!

Excellent analysis, Mrs Isabella White. I have heard from somewhere that those two witches cast spells on the unsuspecting audience and then they succumb to their wicked ways. Does that sound like something you want for your family and friends? Absolutely not! We should encourage our loved ones to watch Godly media.

[Isabella White]

I don't watch the show, but I can say very proudly that I welcome with open arms Homer and Bart Simpson to the True Christian Church.

You can have them —gladly — Mr. Rovagnati. And while you're at it, take those harlots Taylor Swift and Beyonce, too. They will fit right in with all of the other idols that get worshipped by -bound Cathyolicks!

[Romeo Rovagnati]

I don't watch the show, but I can say very proudly that I welcome with open arms Homer and Bart Simpson to the True Christian Church.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Homer Simpson Is Catholic!!

In the episode in which Homer flirts with Catholicism, Marge fears that her family will end up in different sections of heaven.

Depicted is an area of Protestant heaven with classy white folk wearing preppy whites - including the standard sweater draped over one's shoulder with the sleeves tied together--playing a decorous game of crochet; and a rowdy Catholic heaven full of ethnic types drinking and eating and dancing and playing boisterously.

How ridiculous! Catholics aren't going to heaven.

The only sane thing about the entire episode is that the two religious leaders agree that stem cell research and gay marriage are abominations unto the Lord.


Studiously Yours,

Handmaiden

You are absolutely right Sister, I was just pointing out that there is absolutely no information to say that Homer is catholic.

Now saying that homers are catholic, that's a different tune.

[handmaiden]

Re: Homer Simpson Is Catholic!!

In the episode in which Homer flirts with Catholicism, Marge fears that her family will end up in different sections of heaven.

Depicted is an area of Protestant heaven with classy white folk wearing preppy whites - including the standard sweater draped over one's shoulder with the sleeves tied together--playing a decorous game of crochet; and a rowdy Catholic heaven full of ethnic types drinking and eating and dancing and playing boisterously.

How ridiculous! Catholics aren't going to heaven.

The only sane thing about the entire episode is that the two religious leaders agree that stem cell research and gay marriage are abominations unto the Lord.


Studiously Yours,

Handmaiden

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Homer Simpson Is Catholic!!

In the same way the Mary Worshipers ignore Scripture they are also clearly ignoring that the Simpsons go to an evangelical church in the series. Unless they want to claim Homer Simpson's fellow church member Ned Flanders as a Catholic.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Homer Simpson Is Catholic!!

Catholic Propaganda! They just try to keep their system alive. I heard they have not enough small boys to server all Priests...a situation which is a big crysis for the catholic church.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Homer Simpson Is Catholic!!

Catholic homers all become priests.