This would be screamingly funny if the eternal consequences
weren't so horrifying.
Sick-ular Interwebs "news" source:
Can't the Romanist false Jesus do anything more significant than appear in peeling paint or on a tortilla?
It gets better. This Australien "news"paper says,
And just where in the Bible does it say that Our Lord Jesus Christ had long hair?
1 Cor. 11:14: Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?
Do not be fooled by the false Jesuses of the great whore "church":
Matt. 24:23-24: Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here [is] Christ, or there; believe [it] not. For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if [it were] possible, they shall deceive the very elect.
weren't so horrifying.Sick-ular Interwebs "news" source:
Latest Jesus Sighting: Outside a Pub in Australia
(Dec. 10) -- The first recorded miracle of Jesus was turning water into wine. But now it seems he may be more in the mood for a beer.
After all, his most recent sighting was on the facade of an Irish pub on the southeast coast of Australia.
The image appeared several weeks ago in the stripped-away paint by the front door of the Seanchai Irish Tavern. A local first pointed out that the missing paint chips formed the shape of Jesus with outstretched arms. Since then, many of the pub's regulars have agreed.
Manager John Keohane, an Irish Catholic, likened the image to the statue of Jesus towering above Rio de Janeiro (another notorious Cathylick idol).
(Dec. 10) -- The first recorded miracle of Jesus was turning water into wine. But now it seems he may be more in the mood for a beer.
After all, his most recent sighting was on the facade of an Irish pub on the southeast coast of Australia.
The image appeared several weeks ago in the stripped-away paint by the front door of the Seanchai Irish Tavern. A local first pointed out that the missing paint chips formed the shape of Jesus with outstretched arms. Since then, many of the pub's regulars have agreed.
Manager John Keohane, an Irish Catholic, likened the image to the statue of Jesus towering above Rio de Janeiro (another notorious Cathylick idol).
It gets better. This Australien "news"paper says,
The long-haired figure is standing with hands outstretched.
1 Cor. 11:14: Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?
Do not be fooled by the false Jesuses of the great whore "church":
Matt. 24:23-24: Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here [is] Christ, or there; believe [it] not. For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if [it were] possible, they shall deceive the very elect.


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