[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

That has nothing on the Boobah interactive site, Pastor Al.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

Umm....like I said before...what about my heathen-ness?
I'm a little confused, I confess.

Yes, you are a heathen, but you seem to be accepting of the GODLY advice that we TRUE CHRISTIANS(TM) give sinners like that homer FISH who hopes that his wife's abuser goes to Heaven while relegating his raped and abused wife to hell. That means that JESUS is opening your eyes to the true nature of Christianity, and you will slowly become accustomed to accepting whatever we tell you......relax.......relax......look at this pretty bauble.

http://www.michaelbach.de/ot/mot_mib/index.html

[Brother Temperance]

Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

My wife was sadistically sexually abused for years as a child.

I would much rather see the man who abused her come to Christ and repent than to see him rot in prison.

We would all like to see the man who abused your 12-year old wife come to Christ and repent. Unfortunately, you're still a Godless Catholic, and now you're banned as well.

P.S. Doesn't the Bible say to kill homers?

[eliot mayfield]

Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

Wow, a thread that gets Rachael saved and Fish banned. Praise Jesus!!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

Pastor Al!!! Selling of family is not an option!

It is in the Bible! Do not sin against GOD by denying JESUS His due!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

It makes JESUS cry to have a brand new Christian begin backsliding after only three minutes. You have a job don't you? Stop wasting your paycheck on frivolities!

Umm.....'pay this or we will disconnect your electrical services' isn't really a frivolity, is it, Pastor? Or paying rent otherwise get evicted? Last I checked those were pretty important things...

You have a daughter don't you? Sell her. Jesus can't wait for your inheritance money, MISSY!!

Pastor Al!!! Selling of family is not an option! Would Jesus be happy if I clicked on some ads instead?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

I assume being broke might be a bit of a problem in that regards...?

It makes JESUS cry to have a brand new Christian begin backsliding after only three minutes. You have a job don't you? Stop wasting your paycheck on frivolities! You have a daughter don't you? Sell her. Jesus can't wait for your inheritance money, MISSY!!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

I knew that one day JESUS would cast the demons out of your colon and you would start making sense. You hve just recognized that the Catlick Church is SATAN and is headed by the AntiChrist, Pope Ratsniffer.

Soon you will be at one with JESUS and will understand that we must take the world back before the DEMONCRATS destroy it!

SHOUT GLORY! When can you start tithing?

I assume being broke might be a bit of a problem in that regards...? And my being a heathen and all...?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

I'm....uhhh....speechless

I knew that one day JESUS would cast the demons out of your colon and you would start making sense. You have just recognized that the Catlick Church is SATAN and is headed by the AntiChrist, Pope Ratsniffer.

Soon you will be at one with JESUS and will understand that we must take the world back before the DEMONCRATS destroy it!

SHOUT GLORY! When can you start tithing?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Van Hellsing, I agree with you completely! Congratulations! You have become a Christian.

I'm....uhhh....speechless

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

Will someone please get me a fork??
What you just said is utterly abhorrent. Pardon my french here, but you condemn others while you've just shown yourself to be a brainwashed, clueless ****. If there really was a hell, people with your kinds of attitude should be the ones to burn in it.
Shame on you, you're despicable.


Again, if there was a hell I'd happily go there skipping and singing than spend an eternity in the company of a deity like that and 'his' brainwashed, idiotic followers.

How can you sleep at night? How can you live with yourself? How can you condone violent and despicable actions in a lovey dovey way?
Argh!!!!

Van Hellsing, I agree with you completely! Congratulations! You have become a Christian.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

No, my wife is not a Christian. And you are right, if the abuser truly repents and my wife chooses to ignore God then the abuser will go to Heaven while my wife will live a seperate eternity in hell. This is a fact of life.

Will someone please get me a fork??
What you just said is utterly abhorrent. Pardon my french here, but you condemn others while you've just shown yourself to be a brainwashed, clueless ****. If there really was a hell, people with your kinds of attitude should be the ones to burn in it.
Shame on you, you're despicable.

Believe me that is how I feel. But as a Christian I have to put my feelings aside and pray for this world and the people in it decieved by satan and his ways. It isn't easy. But judgement belongs to God and those who do not repent will be brought to justice.

Again, if there was a hell I'd happily go there skipping and singing than spend an eternity in the company of a deity like that and 'his' brainwashed, idiotic followers.

How can you sleep at night? How can you live with yourself? How can you condone violent and despicable actions in a lovey dovey way?
Argh!!!!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

But judgement belongs to God and those who do not repent will be brought to justice.

Oh, fine. Another fifty infraction points for saying what you WISH the Bible said instead of what it actually does say.

Leviticus 19:15 In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

1 Corinthians 5:12-13 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? Do not ye judge them that are within? But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

1 Corinthians 6:2-3 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? How much more things that pertain to this life?.

You will be banned in about two more posts if you don't start using scripture and I have some more good news for you. If you aren't married to a Catholic and weren't married to her in a Catholic Church, YOUR backward religion says that YOU and your children will accompany her to hell.

Enjoy the pit with your wife and children while her rapist goes to Catholic Heaven (which is the rapist and paedophile suite, right next to the one in which you are going to toast!)
.

[Fish (On Moderation)]

Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

Mr.Fish, is you wife saveds? cuz if she not, an if the abuser does get saveds, then he gonna go to heavens an she gonna roast in hellfires cuz that be lord God logicks an it happen all the times cuz He not care who-did-whats to who as long as they repents

No, my wife is not a Christian. And you are right, if the abuser truly repents and my wife chooses to ignore God then the abuser will go to Heaven while my wife will live a seperate eternity in hell. This is a fact of life.

[Fish (On Moderation)]

Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

If some priest or anyone had done that to my husband (which didn't happen as he comes from a line of heathens as well as being a heathen like me) or daughter, I would want that **** castrated then shut in a room somewhere and the key thrown away.

The idea, that you find behavior like this 'acceptable' so long as they 'repent'.......words don't even begin to describe how much you (and everyone like you) sicken me.

Believe me that is how I feel. But as a Christian I have to put my feelings aside and pray for this world and the people in it decieved by satan and his ways. It isn't easy. But judgement belongs to God and those who do not repent will be brought to justice.