[Fish (On Moderation)]

Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

When will she turn 8?

She won't. She's in her mid 20's.

You have a lot of things of which to repent. Now, for True Christians™, it's a little different:

1 John 3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.

1 John 5:18 We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.

So, are you saying that Christians never ever sin?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

My wife isn't 8.

When will she turn 8?

And I repent every day.

You have a lot of things of which to repent. Now, for True Christians™, it's a little different:

1 John 3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.

1 John 5:18 We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.

[Fish (On Moderation)]

Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

You're back! Have you decided to repent, or will Jesus have to toss you and your 8-year-old wife into hellfire together with every Muslim who's ever lived?

My wife isn't 8.

And I repent every day. Maybe you should do the same. Jesus will forgive you, no matter how far you think you are from him.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

That's low. Even for you.

You're back! Have you decided to repent, or will Jesus have to toss you and your 8-year-old wife into hellfire together with every Muslim who's ever lived?

[Fish (On Moderation)]

Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

Your harlot of a wife should be ashamed of herself, having seduced some poor man into "raping" her.

That's low. Even for you.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

No, my wife is not a Christian. And you are right, if the abuser truly repents and my wife chooses to ignore God then the abuser will go to Heaven while my wife will live a seperate eternity in hell. This is a fact of life.

Your harlot of a wife should be ashamed of herself, having seduced some poor man into "raping" her.
Disgusting!

Next time, try keeping your property under control, you filthy cathylick!
Oh, and enjoy your banning, your place in hell has been secured.
PRAISE JESUS!

Remember us as you burn eternally!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

Oh, well now we have the conversation in context, it makes perfect sense. Yes, Brother Temperance is quite perceptive, wouldn't you agree?

Dammit, I walked right into that one.

One must question why good Brother Temperance was watching Boohbah to begin with? Godly research, was it?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

BT mentioned that he thought I was more a 'Boohbah' person as something in there reminded him of me.

Oh, well now we have the conversation in context, it makes perfect sense. Yes, Brother Temperance is quite perceptive, wouldn't you agree?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

It wasn't me! I remember telling someone in some thread something about watching teletubbies, and BT mentioned that he thought I was more a 'Boohbah' person as something in there reminded him of me.
Thus, I felt compelled to look it up and I hope he didn't mean what I think he did.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

Actually, I had no idea what Boohbah was until Brother Temperance mentioned it.

Bah! What did you think Lilith (or Zing Zing Lilithbah, to give her her full name) was?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

Actually, I had no idea what Boohbah was until Brother Temperance mentioned it.

PLEASE do not try to blame the homerish teletubby site on GODLY Brother Temperance. He is a fine and upstanding citizen of England and will be standing for a seat in the House of Commons during the next election.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

OMG! That's QUEER! No wonder you are all fu...... like you are.

Actually, I had no idea what Boohbah was until Brother Temperance mentioned it.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

Here:
http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html

OMG! That's QUEER! No wonder you are all fu...... like you are.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

I'm up for any new tool we can use for the glory of GOD. What's the address?

Here:
http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html

*Though how you could use that, I'm not entirely sure....the same mesmerizing weird effect though.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

That has nothing on the Boobah interactive site, Pastor Al.

I'm up for any new tool we can use for the glory of GOD. What's the address?