List of Catholic gods

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: List of Catholic gods

You will be laughed at if you go ask any Catholic priest how many gods they have.

It's one God. Lets stop making up stuff, okay?

That's just nonsense. Cathylicks have many "gods" and minor deities that they pray to and ask for intercession. They are constantly making up new ones – it's called "canonization". The latest one they are working on is Mother Teresa. They are called "saints" and they make statues of them, light candles, and venerate them just like other "pagan" religions.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: List of Catholic gods

Which one?

[Dancing With Myself]

Re: List of Catholic gods

You will be laughed at if you go ask any Catholic priest how many gods they have.

It's one God. Lets stop making up stuff, okay?

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: List of Catholic gods

Baal, a Babylonian sun demon, is the central object of worship in the Catholic faith.

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

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And they all serve the greatest Catholic god of them all: Mammon.

And as we all know, ye cannot serve God and mammon. (Matt. 6:24)

[Brother Temperance]

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Each and every pederast priest, since they address them all with a title reserved for Our Father.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Brother King has asked how many gods the Catholics worship, and to be honest, I've lost count. So that we can better know the enemies of Jesus, let's compile a list of what the mackerel snappers worship. Feel free to post your entries.

• Dagon
• The Blessed Virgin Semiramis Mary
• The death cookie
• The popes (even Alexander VI)
• Altar-boy butts
• Any Near Eastern, Graeco-Roman, or Celtic deity that they can re-brand as a Romanist "saint"
• A grilled-cheese sandwich with a scorch mark that happens to resemble any of the above
• last, but not least, Satan

Mr. Mo, Mr. Rast, and the Martian sisters, feel free to tell us what you worship, since we know it isn't Jesus.