[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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In their constant search for new things to worship, Catlix have found another one:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8071865.stm

It may not be immediately obvious to everyone, but one family are convinced they can see the face of Jesus on the lid of a jar of Marmite.

Claire Allen, 36, said she was the first to notice the image on the underside of the lid as she was putting the yeast spread on her son's toast.

Her husband Gareth, 37, said he could not believe his eyes when he saw it.
Mr Allen, of Ystrad, Rhondda, said: "The kids are still eating it, but we kept the lid."

He explained: "Claire saw it first and called her dad to come and take a photo of it.

"When I first looked at it I wasn't sure, but when I moved it away from me it started coming out. I thought yeah, she's right - that's the image of Jesus.

Mrs Allen said her 14-year-old son Jamie had also remarked on the likeness.
She told the South Wales Echo: "Straight away Jamie said 'that looks like God', and my other boys (Robbie, four, and Tomas, 11) even said they could see a face.

"People might think I'm nuts, but I like to think it's Jesus looking out for us.
"We've had a tough couple of months; my mum's been really ill and it's comforting to think that if he is there, he's watching over us."

Yes indeed, some people will think she's nuts...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Who knew that papists were so degenerate as to eat "fried salami?"

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I don’t know about you, but it looks more like GOO – a comment on her cooking skills.




http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/Salami...2.1002525.html

Holy Salami? Lunch Meat On A Pan Spells Out 'GOD'

SOUTHWEST MIAMI-DADE, Fla. (CBS) ―

A South Florida woman is re-examining her faith. She was in the kitchen cooking a family favorite when letters appeared on the salami in her frying pan. The letters spelled out the word "GOD."

"I had only three pieces in my skillet, and then as I was flipping it. The first letter was a G, a perfect G; and then I got the O, and I thought to myself, how cool will it be if the third letter was a D," said Simoes.

That third letter was a D, and everyone was in shock in her house.

"I can't make this up. You see it. It's there you can see burn marks," said Simoes as she pointed at the plate of sliced Salami. Nancy immediately called her friends.

"I totally believe her 100 percent," said one neighbor. "Me too," said another. For twenty years this South Florida family has fried salami as a breakfast meat. "We ended up all liking it. We just do it. No words come out. No letters. No circles. It's just fried salami," said Natasha Batista, who is the daughter of Simoes.

But whether this is a wake-up call remains to be seen.

"I am Catholic. I believe in God, but I don't practice it. I don't go to church all the time, but I do believe, I do believe there is something out there," said Simoes. Now her biggest issue is deciding how to preserve the Fried Salami.

There is always EBAY of course.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Actually, as summed up in the Nicene Creed, we worship one God the Father Almighty, Creator of Heaven and Earth, of all things that are Seen and Unseen. We worship him in three parts, God the Father, Jesus the Son, and the Holy Spirit. We worship no false gods.

Ever hear the saying, "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say"? It applies here.

[HatePeace]

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Actually, as summed up in the Nicene Creed, we worship one God the Father Almighty, Creator of Heaven and Earth, of all things that are Seen and Unseen. We worship him in three parts, God the Father, Jesus the Son, and the Holy Spirit. We worship no false gods.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Karl Marx, if this is to be believed.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

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You missed two, Jesus and the Holy Spirit.

Wow. For the sake of a bad joke, you just doomed yourself to an eternity in Hell. Even Jesus can't save you now:

Verily I say unto you, All sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme: But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation. Mark 3:28-29

[StarrKingGrad]

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You missed two, Jesus and the Holy Spirit.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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errr... When do I point out that the christian religions branched off of the catholic church, because of martin luther? The first church that believed in christ, other then the catholics, was the lutherans..... So...... aren't you just an off-branch of a catholic church as well?

Are we not talking "John The Baptist" here?

The age of something does not necessarily give it great status - a prawn sandwich for example. If you've been getting it wrong for centuries that leaves the catlix and Lex Luther out in the cold a bit on that claim. Luther also retained vast amounts of Catlick ritual (e.g. infant baptism, etc.)

No, Baptists did not "branch off from the Catick Church" They never were Catlix - they couldn't stand the stench of idolatry, mary worship, etc. and knew that Faith alone was sufficient.

God Fearing, strong minded men, seeing how their wives lamented and their sons wept, and clearly seeing how God had written the Bible as an instruction manual and roadmap to Paradise via a Godly lifestyle and Faith, became the only true Christians.

Landover remains true to the Word of God and therefore are True Christians™

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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It's in the Ten Commandments.

So is that bit about graven images, and we know how faithfully you Romanists follow that one.

Read up Numbnuts and NoNuts.

I don't know what pet names the priests and altar boys have for one another at your "church," but we do not tolerate such language here.

[The Truth]

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Just so you know, I am a Catholic. We worship only one God, the true God. It's in the Ten Commandments. Read up Numbnuts and NoNuts.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Yet again, God in His awesome majesty has demonstrated His ability to use even those who hate Him to reveal the Truth. This revolting transgenderified site talks in detail about ancient goddesses and their dress-wearing priests who have forsaken normal marriage with women.

• An extensive list
• Tell me that this doesn't sound like a Romanist "bishop."
• Brigit, a papist goddess "saint"
• Last, but not least, guess who!

[stealtfc (On Moderation)]

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No you don't. You "cannonize" dead papist scum because your dark master satan has commanded it. You are a member of the false church of the whore of babylon, and you will have alot to answer for when you appear on bended knee in front of Jesus on Judgement Day.

errr... When do I point out that the christian religions branched off of the catholic church, because of martin luther? The first church that believed in christ, other then the catholics, was the lutherans..... So...... aren't you just an off-branch of a catholic church as well?

[Brother_Matt]

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Has anyone mentioned Prayer Beads?

If not, add that to the list.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I've found yet another one. The Lost Angeles Buddhist-Catholic Dialog (which apparently didn't know whether Boodism or Romanism would offend Jesus more, so it decided to combine the two)

Pastor, I wonder why Papist Scrooge isn't all over this? It must be part of how they plan to achieve that 1 billion Catholics, by further corrupting their own pagan cult.

What's next? Cathowiccans?