[Get Thee Hence!]

Re: Catholicism: Get your facts Straight

The celebrant turns his back to the crowd and takes some stuff out of a little house shaped thing. Then he says:

Qui pridie quam pateretur, accepit panem in sanctas ac venerabiles manus suas, et elevatis oculis in coelum ad te Deum Patrem suum omnipotentem tibi gratias agens, benedixit, fregit, diditque discipulis suis, dicens: Accipite,et manducate ex hoc omnes:

Every True Christian™ knows that Jesus dunked the bread in pig fat before offering it to his disciples.

Those papists and their Latin. After all these years, still trying to subvert the Truth of Jesus.

Let's pray that God sees fit to baste them in pig fat before their eternal roasting.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Catholicism: Get your facts Straight

Every True Christian™ knows that Jesus dunked the bread in pig fat before offering it to his disciples.

Those papists and their Latin. After all these years, still trying to subvert the Truth of Jesus.

Let's pray that God sees fit to baste them in pig fat before their eternal roasting.

I'm pretty sure that's what Jesus has in mind for all the islamofascists that our Godly American Troops are dispatching to hell on a daily basis. After all, they're quite partial to pork.

Them and that damned Christ-killing joos.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Catholicism: Get your facts Straight

It all started when I got in a theological debate with friend of mine when he accused the Catholic Church of worshiping the papacy. Frequently my friend uses bits of misinterpreted scripture to base an entire set of ideals on. I prepared myself for the great debate I saw looming on the horizon by searching on google for "do Catholics worship the pope". What I found was a sermon given by Landover Baptist's Pastor Deacon Fred titled "Why do Catholics Worship Mary?" (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/sermo...catholics.html) What I read enraged and offended me. Pastor Deacon Fred spouted on about many untrue and falsely based opinions on my faith. I searched on your site and came across this forum, and I proceeded to read some of your more charming articles, such as the "False Religions Register" which, for no particular reason, seems to site every other faith's but Landover's as being a Satanic Cult. I began to try to argue against all fallacies in your understanding of mine and other's faiths, but then I came up with a better solution. I am going to ask all those on this forum to come to this thread and ask questions on their beliefs as to what my Church is truly about. I am coming into this discussion seeing you as equals, and hope you see me as such. I also expect serious replies only, as I am trying to clear up the confusion between our faiths. I end now with this statement: I like to see all fellow Christians as brothers and sisters, regardless of sect. I hope I can also extend this invitation of fellowship to you and your church.

Faith in Christ,

St.Plompy

This is one of the most homersexual papist child buggering posts I've ever seen. This PAPIST is not understanding that the the ONLY way to JESUS and ETERNAL Salvation is through JESUS CHRIST. The only way to KNOW JESUS is through the Landover Baptist Chrurch and acceptance of Jesus Christ as your personal Savior via the unErring WORD OF GOD as found in the BIBLE, specfically the KJV 1611.

What utter nonsense ST. (SAINT? disgusting) Phony. Repent or Hell awaits you.

Yours in Christ

Brother Lazarus