This Day in History: January 24th

[Dennis Lukes]

41 - Psychotic Roman Emperor Caligula is assassinated by his guards. He had the great honor of having been born during the earthly sojourn of the Lord Jesus Christ, but chose to deny His divinity and thus was a wicked and cruel leader incapable of doing good (John 15:5).

1848 - Gold is discovered at Sutter's Mill near Sacramento, California, starting the Gold Rush (Proverbs 8:19, Titus 1:11). A flood of bandits, prostitutes, chinks, and beaners infests the state California, and so it remains to this day.



1908 - Lord Robert Baden-Powell founds the Boy Scouts, God's favorite conservative, brownshirted youth brigade. This was before they got soft on sodomy (Leviticus 20:13).


1965 - Winston Churchill dies. Stood firm against socialists, but also against fascists. Criticized Islam, but supported the Jews. His mother was American, but his father was British. Supported Imperialism, but also supported France. In the category that matters most, he was agnostic, not a Baptist, and is thus in Hell.



1986 - Jesus takes sweet revenge on cult leader Lunatic "L." Ron Hubbard, founder of the "Church" of Scientology and author of way too many lousy, poorly-written, thousand-page sci fi novels on which his false religion was based (Matthew 7:15). The good Lord strikes dead this intensely evil beast and casts his putrid, stinking soul into Hell for an eternity of well-deserved torture.


1989 - Godless lunatic Ted Bundy executed by electric chair for slaughtering a bunch of harlots.



1993 - Thurgood Marshall, the first spook to sit on the Supreme Court (1 Peter 2:18) and wear a dress (Deuteronomy 22:5) goes to Hell. This boy was the lawyer responsible for Brown v. Board of Education, which got white schools infested with nigra "chilluns." In honor of this man and his work, young niglets regularly cut classes, ignore homework, fail tests, deal drugs, cuss, blare the rap music, dress obscenely, and drop out to become welfare mooches and/or prison inmates.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: This Day in History: January 24th

41 – Roman Emperor Caligula, known for his eccentricity and sadistic despotism, is assassinated by his disgruntled Praetorian Guards. The Guard then proclaims Caligula's uncle Claudius as Emperor.

This a coup against God: : Romans 13:1-2, Daniel 2:21, John 19:11, 1 Peter 2:13, Romans 13:4, Isaiah 45:1, Romans 13:6, 1 Timothy 2:2, 1 Peter 2:14. It doesn't matter how despotic your leader is, even slaves are to respect slaveowners like they respect Christ: Ephesians 6:5, 1 Peter 2:18–20, Colossians 3:22.

76 – Hadrian, Roman emperor [is born.]

He builds walls. Big walls. And they work.

Once the leftists run out of statues to tear down, they'll tear this down next.

1679 – King Charles II of England dissolves the Cavalier Parliament.

An even worse coup against God, because those same Cavaliers would become the foundation of South Culture.

1739 – Peshva warrior Chimnaji Appa defeats Portuguese forces and captures Tarapur Fort, India.

Indians of all kinds are very xenophobic towards undocumented immigrants. They even built walls!

1758 – During the Seven Years' War the leading burghers of Königsberg submit to Elizabeth of Russia, thus forming Russian Prussia (until 1763)

Say that three times fast!

1835 – Slaves in Salvador da Bahia, Brazil, stage a revolt, which is instrumental in ending slavery there 50 years later.

See 41 AD again.

1984 – Apple Computer places the Macintosh personal computer on sale in the United States.

It is advertised with a legendary Superbowl Ad:

1972 – Japanese Sgt. Shoichi Yokoi is found hiding in a Guam jungle, where he had been since the end of World War II. (That's just the ones we've found.)

"Why are you so afraid of anime" they say. "Everybody knows WW2 is over" they say. NOT FOR THEM IT'S NOT!

2003 – The United States Department of Homeland Security officially begins operation.

This pathetic bunch of granny-frisking minimum-wage drones provides inferior security to the Hare Krishnas that used to inhabit airports before them:

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: This Day in History: January 24th

By the way, you can make the titles for these threads more interesting if you give each day a name. Every day is a special occasion of some type (usually a papist feast-day).

For example, today is Romania's "Unity Day". This is fun because Romania has had some political strife lately, and (I don't know this for a fact, but a lot of people are saying) 66% of Romanians said that they now would vote for Nicolae Ceausescu, the legendary pro-life hero who was brutally murdered by a mob in 1989.

according to opinion polls held in 2010, 41% of Romanians would vote for Ceaușescu and 63% think that their lives were better before 1989. In 2014, the percentage of those who would vote for Ceaușescu reached 46%

Those polls are obsolete, being made before Brother Trump Made America Great Again.

[Bezukhov]

Re: This Day in History: January 24th

76 – Hadrian, Roman emperor [is born.]

He builds walls. Big walls. And they work.

When Hadrian died on July 10, 138 he went straight to Hell for being a filthy homer.