Adolf Hitler Is in Heaven? Eyewitness Testimony!

[Vengeance Puriel]

Re: Adolf Hitler Is in Heaven? Eyewitness Testimony!

Eyewitness Testimony! The best kind of evidence there is! And even better if the testimony is uttered by a True Christian™ Eyewitness. A foreign - and thus slightly suspicious - pastor brings us tidings of his recent visits in Heaven. Based on the data we gathered he may even have visited Heaven 15 times and brought back important information about its population. He met many famous and infamous people up there, and among them was Mr. Adolf Hitler, who is probably, however, alive, and thus apparently just another visitor to the Eternal Mansions of Jesus Christ. But let us look at the evidence in detail:



First, is this man a reliable witness? At least he speaks and writes American but the slightly better grasp of grammar when compared to our Beloved President Trump may raise your suspicions... Let us remember that good skills in American orthography are not necessarily evil, although the Bible clearly opposes secular education (2 Timothy 3:5-7). In fact, George Bernard Shaw witnesses to us that foreigners are allowed to surpass pure-blood Americans in literary skills:On to the content of this foreign prophecy. The people he thought he met in Heaven: Is it plausible (we'll use the triage of the Myth Bastards here, i.e., "confirmed", "plausible" or bustered")?

• Adolf "Hilter" (could mean Hitler): More than plausible. Between the moment he faked the taking of the cyanide capsule and today he has had 75 years to find Jesus and Repent® from his atrocious sins. Confirmed.
• Mummer Gadhafi: ??? Probably a passing acquaintance of this self-proclaimed prophet. Plausible.
• Brenda Fassie: Nevah heard! But found out that "Her drug and alcohol abuse as well as her bisexuality also received much media attention. Her drug habits hampered her music career until she went to a drug rehabilitation centre in 1995." Apparently a mediocre singer. True Christians™ have committed sins as bad or worse (James 2:10) - Plausible!
• Tongai Moyo: ??? Who cares? Jesus probably did not even notice when this person sneaked into Heaven. I'd say Confirmed.
• Michael Jackson: Now this is the part of the prophecy that is hard to swallow. Would the notorious catholic-level boy abuser really gain a backstage pass to Jesus? We do have pictorial evidence (see below) but is that enough to prove this beyond reasonable doubt?

This photograph is not in any context! Jesus could as well be in the middle of the process of discarding Mr. Jackson's soul into Hell! But - God did perform a miracle on Michael Jackson! He made Mr. Jackson White!



Psalms 51:7
Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.

• Hence: Mr. Jackson is in Heaven - Plausible.

This Prophet also claims to heal cancer, AIDS and even the vicious condition of high Blood Pressure. This is plausible.

Luke 9:1
Then he called his twelve disciples together, and gave them power and authority over all devils, and to cure diseases.

• Overall assessment: quite Plausible. This prophet needs our attention. His eyewitness testimony seems genuine and we can now determine that Mr. Hitler is either unexpectedly dead or was visiting Heaven at the same time as this foreign man was.

I am currently planning a mission to the African continent to find this Prophet and assess with my own eyewitness testimony his credentials. Fortunately I just received an e-mail about an uncle that I did not know I had. Apparently he perished recently in Nigeria and left a considerable fortune ($ 5 million) that I shall inherit after paying the lawyer over there the token sum of $ 4000 for their expenses. I'll be soon sending them this sum. This will allow me to visit the country and examine this prophet thoroughly. Praise Jesus! And it is so nice to know that anyone can Repent.



Jesus does not grade sins (except Matthew 12:31). To just think about stealing an apple from your neighbor's orchard is as bad as a genocide. He'll accept you if you do your Ecclesiastes 12:13 properly. Gory to God!




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

The email about the inherited money is a scam I had one once and they kept demanding me pay more and more i called them scammers and they said sorry and disappeared

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Adolf Hitler Is in Heaven? Eyewitness Testimony!

Germany does not have a Jewish problem.

Burma does not have a Mohammedan problem.

China is taking steps.

God's solution is explicit in The Bible and His righteous Law affirmed by Jesus. It remains in force until the earth ceases to exist. Earth still here? God's rules still apply.

Idols are the worst transgression. That's a horizontal worst because all transgressions are vertically the same. Trumped by a single blasphemy so far as I can see in this thread not committed by any of the above. If I'm wrong here just one example suffices for future reference.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Adolf Hitler Is in Heaven? Eyewitness Testimony!

OK! Glory. Now we have more testimonials. The case is more or less settled. First, if we look at this Prophet we can now see that he is a Real® Prophet as he agrees with us in matters that matter!

He wants to Make America Great Again:

God wishes president Donald trump to lead USA nation even after 2nd term let him be USA life president,

Matthew 7:20
Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.

If the fruits of this Prophet are as sweet citruses and as tangy toward His enemies as the most wholesome fruit of Christ's Labor - our own Agent Orange Mr. President Trump - then we must determine that this is a powerful Prophecy. In addition, we now have more expert testimonials by our True Christian™ male Brethren, as follows:

If it happened with Hitchens why would we doubt it happened to Hilter?

Usually I don't believe whatever black people are saying but as he is saying something I want to hear so clearly he must be right! Adolf Hitler being in heaven is clearly a well deserved reward for all he did for the cultural and social reform of Germany. Michael Jackson spend all his life on getting rid of his black heritage so clearly God rewarded a black born man trying to become a better white man as well.

Absolutely! Why would people lie about Hitler or that Jackson boy?

The Spiritual Witness of these Christians of high standing prove beyond any doubt that Hitler is or at least was visiting Heaven when this Prophet traveled up there. Our testimony is the strongest case for Jesus that there is!

1 John 4:14
And we have seen and do testify that the Father sent the Son to be the Saviour of the world.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[James Hutchins]

Re: Adolf Hitler Is in Heaven? Eyewitness Testimony!

Usually I don't believe whatever black people are saying but as he is saying something I want to hear so clearly he must be right! Adolf Hitler being in heaven is clearly a well deserved reward for all he did for the cultural and social reform of Germany. Michael Jackson spend all his life on getting rid of his black heritage so clearly God rewarded a black born man trying to become a better white man as well.

Absolutely! Why would people lie about Hitler or that Jackson boy?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Adolf Hitler Is in Heaven? Eyewitness Testimony!

Usually I don't believe whatever black people are saying but as he is saying something I want to hear so clearly he must be right! Adolf Hitler being in heaven is clearly a well deserved reward for all he did for the cultural and social reform of Germany. Michael Jackson spend all his life on getting rid of his black heritage so clearly God rewarded a black born man trying to become a better white man as well.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Adolf Hitler Is in Heaven? Eyewitness Testimony!

Do you have definitive evidence that Hitler did not repent for his sins just before his death, thus opening a pathway to heaven - just like the repentant criminal crucified with Jesus?

We have it on good authority the famous atheist, Christopher Hitchens, received Jesus just before he died. As I recall the information came from a Christian nurse who was in the room with him by herself.

If it happened with Hitchens why would we doubt it happened to Hilter?

[Basilissa]

Re: Adolf Hitler Is in Heaven? Eyewitness Testimony!

Do you have definitive evidence that Hitler did not repent for his sins just before his death, thus opening a pathway to heaven - just like the repentant criminal crucified with Jesus?

[Scoutman03]

Re: Adolf Hitler Is in Heaven? Eyewitness Testimony!

Eyewitness Testimony! The best kind of evidence there is! And even better if the testimony is uttered by a True Christian™ Eyewitness. A foreign - and thus slightly suspicious - pastor brings us tidings of his recent visits in Heaven. Based on the data we gathered he may even have visited Heaven 15 times and brought back important information about its population. He met many famous and infamous people up there, and among them was Mr. Adolf Hitler, who is probably, however, alive, and thus apparently just another visitor to the Eternal Mansions of Jesus Christ. But let us look at the evidence in detail:



First, is this man a reliable witness? At least he speaks and writes American but the slightly better grasp of grammar when compared to our Beloved President Trump may raise your suspicions... Let us remember that good skills in American orthography are not necessarily evil, although the Bible clearly opposes secular education (2 Timothy 3:5-7). In fact, George Bernard Shaw witnesses to us that foreigners are allowed to surpass pure-blood Americans in literary skills:On to the content of this foreign prophecy. The people he thought he met in Heaven: Is it plausible (we'll use the triage of the Myth Bastards here, i.e., "confirmed", "plausible" or bustered")?

• Adolf "Hilter" (could mean Hitler): More than plausible. Between the moment he faked the taking of the cyanide capsule and today he has had 75 years to find Jesus and Repent® from his atrocious sins. Confirmed.
• Mummer Gadhafi: ??? Probably a passing acquaintance of this self-proclaimed prophet. Plausible.
• Brenda Fassie: Nevah heard! But found out that "Her drug and alcohol abuse as well as her bisexuality also received much media attention. Her drug habits hampered her music career until she went to a drug rehabilitation centre in 1995." Apparently a mediocre singer. True Christians™ have committed sins as bad or worse (James 2:10) - Plausible!
• Tongai Moyo: ??? Who cares? Jesus probably did not even notice when this person sneaked into Heaven. I'd say Confirmed.
• Michael Jackson: Now this is the part of the prophecy that is hard to swallow. Would the notorious catholic-level boy abuser really gain a backstage pass to Jesus? We do have pictorial evidence (see below) but is that enough to prove this beyond reasonable doubt?

This photograph is not in any context! Jesus could as well be in the middle of the process of discarding Mr. Jackson's soul into Hell! But - God did perform a miracle on Michael Jackson! He made Mr. Jackson White!



Psalms 51:7
Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.

• Hence: Mr. Jackson is in Heaven - Plausible.

This Prophet also claims to heal cancer, AIDS and even the vicious condition of high Blood Pressure. This is plausible.

Luke 9:1
Then he called his twelve disciples together, and gave them power and authority over all devils, and to cure diseases.

• Overall assessment: quite Plausible. This prophet needs our attention. His eyewitness testimony seems genuine and we can now determine that Mr. Hitler is either unexpectedly dead or was visiting Heaven at the same time as this foreign man was.

I am currently planning a mission to the African continent to find this Prophet and assess with my own eyewitness testimony his credentials. Fortunately I just received an e-mail about an uncle that I did not know I had. Apparently he perished recently in Nigeria and left a considerable fortune ($ 5 million) that I shall inherit after paying the lawyer over there the token sum of $ 4000 for their expenses. I'll be soon sending them this sum. This will allow me to visit the country and examine this prophet thoroughly. Praise Jesus! And it is so nice to know that anyone can Repent.



Jesus does not grade sins (except Matthew 12:31). To just think about stealing an apple from your neighbor's orchard is as bad as a genocide. He'll accept you if you do your Ecclesiastes 12:13 properly. Gory to God!




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Adolf Hitler Is in Heaven? Eyewitness Testimony!

That's an interesting claim from Mr Madugwe, Brother Professor Dr White. However, I would exercise caution in any dealings with this man. I see that on his Facebook page he also claims to have arrested Satan at Hades (near Hell).

If you try and decipher the boy's Facebook page, and his other Facebook page, he seems to be a fascinating and righteous individual. He also has a Twitter account.

He cures AIDS:

The doctor say u are hiv positive i come with a new letter says u are not a sick person

He can summon fire from Heaven:

If u want prophet t.madungwe to send consuming fire to marriage or work or healthy call or whatsup 263776231156 based in harare

He can erase your past:

Yr background is cancel b e first person to go oversees,b e first person in yr fmly to wed or to stay in Borrowdale or to have a company u shall lead n others follow
Contact prophet t.madungwe @263776231156 yr background will b cancelled immediately without a delay call or whatsup

He got God Himself to make a personal appearance for his congregation:

Last year 20 October 2016,prophet Madungwe hosted God in his prayer room the hosting lasted one hour

He has learned from God how water is made:

Water is manufactured in 1st heavenly at a where where press from natural vegetarian things frm garden of eden,bt we don't manufacture water always its rare so we circulate the old water and purify it so we recycle it only

He attended school in Heaven:

Prophet Madungwe attended heavenly school not yr bible school were u are taught bible wrongly

He is an expert on global politics and economics:

Germany needs grace u are going thru bad phrase very soon


Yes yr leader must leave office,chancellor Merkel bt after that the nation will shake economically and u will loose yr position as EU biggest power house or biggest economy


Prophet Madungwe might help Germany will think about that

He wants to Make America Great Again:

God wishes president Donald trump to lead USA nation even after 2nd term let him be USA life president,

He lives in the spiritual realm:

I live in the Spiritual realm.

LBC ought to contact this boy about delivering a guest sermon.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Adolf Hitler Is in Heaven? Eyewitness Testimony!

That's an interesting claim from Mr Madugwe, Brother Professor Dr White. However, I would exercise caution in any dealings with this man. I see that on his Facebook page he also claims to have arrested Satan at Hades (near Hell).

On 6june 2017 prophet madugwe with army commander arrested satan at Hades near hell

Further details are provided:

1000 angelic troops participated in battle for 5hrs and captured satan,Rev 12 say they was conflicts and misunderstanding between God and Satan so they arrested him and throw him down,now they were conflicts between prophet Madungwe and satan,abt Gods emergency Visit satan was fighting it but we responded by arresting himRev 20 mentions satan arrest of 1000yrs so its in the bible that we arrest satan.Satan was kept at our base fr 10days until 16 june,0n 19june 2017 he satan appeared at our court in heavenly plece..We agreed to reduce number of fallen angels working with satan so in July we shall declare war to satan

I don't really know what to say about that, so I shall apply Proverbs 17:28 and hold my tongue.

[Elmer G. White]

Eyewitness Testimony! The best kind of evidence there is! And even better if the testimony is uttered by a True Christian™ Eyewitness. A foreign - and thus slightly suspicious - pastor brings us tidings of his recent visits in Heaven. Based on the data we gathered he may even have visited Heaven 15 times and brought back important information about its population. He met many famous and infamous people up there, and among them was Mr. Adolf Hitler, who is probably, however, alive, and thus apparently just another visitor to the Eternal Mansions of Jesus Christ. But let us look at the evidence in detail:



First, is this man a reliable witness? At least he speaks and writes American but the slightly better grasp of grammar when compared to our Beloved President Trump may raise your suspicions... Let us remember that good skills in American orthography are not necessarily evil, although the Bible clearly opposes secular education (2 Timothy 3:5-7). In fact, George Bernard Shaw witnesses to us that foreigners are allowed to surpass pure-blood Americans in literary skills:

Ja vol
Her English is too good, he said
Which clearly indicates that she is foreign
Whereas others are instructed in their native language
English people aren't

On to the content of this foreign prophecy. The people he thought he met in Heaven: Is it plausible (we'll use the triage of the Myth Bastards here, i.e., "confirmed", "plausible" or bustered")?

• Adolf "Hilter" (could mean Hitler): More than plausible. Between the moment he faked the taking of the cyanide capsule and today he has had 75 years to find Jesus and Repent® from his atrocious sins. Confirmed.
• Mummer Gadhafi: ??? Probably a passing acquaintance of this self-proclaimed prophet. Plausible.
• Brenda Fassie: Nevah heard! But found out that "Her drug and alcohol abuse as well as her bisexuality also received much media attention. Her drug habits hampered her music career until she went to a drug rehabilitation centre in 1995." Apparently a mediocre singer. True Christians™ have committed sins as bad or worse (James 2:10) - Plausible!
• Tongai Moyo: ??? Who cares? Jesus probably did not even notice when this person sneaked into Heaven. I'd say Confirmed.
• Michael Jackson: Now this is the part of the prophecy that is hard to swallow. Would the notorious catholic-level boy abuser really gain a backstage pass to Jesus? We do have pictorial evidence (see below) but is that enough to prove this beyond reasonable doubt?

This photograph is not in any context! Jesus could as well be in the middle of the process of discarding Mr. Jackson's soul into Hell! But - God did perform a miracle on Michael Jackson! He made Mr. Jackson White!



Psalms 51:7
Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.

• Hence: Mr. Jackson is in Heaven - Plausible.

This Prophet also claims to heal cancer, AIDS and even the vicious condition of high Blood Pressure. This is plausible.

Luke 9:1
Then he called his twelve disciples together, and gave them power and authority over all devils, and to cure diseases.

• Overall assessment: quite Plausible. This prophet needs our attention. His eyewitness testimony seems genuine and we can now determine that Mr. Hitler is either unexpectedly dead or was visiting Heaven at the same time as this foreign man was.

I am currently planning a mission to the African continent to find this Prophet and assess with my own eyewitness testimony his credentials. Fortunately I just received an e-mail about an uncle that I did not know I had. Apparently he perished recently in Nigeria and left a considerable fortune ($ 5 million) that I shall inherit after paying the lawyer over there the token sum of $ 4000 for their expenses. I'll be soon sending them this sum. This will allow me to visit the country and examine this prophet thoroughly. Praise Jesus! And it is so nice to know that anyone can Repent.



Jesus does not grade sins (except Matthew 12:31). To just think about stealing an apple from your neighbor's orchard is as bad as a genocide. He'll accept you if you do your Ecclesiastes 12:13 properly. Gory to God!




Yours in Christ,

Elmer