A question for the Scotch

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: A question for the Scotch

They care only about an excuse to leave work early and spend the rest of the day at the pub getting drunk.

Unlike the English, of course, who merely enjoy an occasional beverage.

They need the kind of wake up call the Holy Spirit gave Saul/Paul - a Spiritual 2x4 upside the back of the head so they wake up three days later with a different name and personality. Preferably one that isn't afraid to work.

Oh yes a little IQ adjustment often works wonders for non-believers in the power of the IQ adjustment procedure.

three words which they are unable to pronounce

Well it wouldn't be the first -or last- 3 word phrase the Scottish have struggled to put together after a "quiet night" at home with the kids.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: A question for the Scotch

Brother Dr. Toole, Sir, there is really little point in asking questions of the Scotch. They are either too stupid to understand the question, or too drunk to answer.
I don't think they can intentionally have said anything about a de facto referendum, three words which they are unable to pronounce. Perhaps you misheard? It would be uncharitable (and unladylike) for me to suggest what they might have said.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: A question for the Scotch

Those heathens don't really care about independence, or community, or responsibility or even common sense. They care only about an excuse to leave work early and spend the rest of the day at the pub getting drunk. They need the kind of wake up call the Holy Spirit gave Saul/Paul - a Spiritual 2x4 upside the back of the head so they wake up three days later with a different name and personality. Preferably one that isn't afraid to work. Personally I don't know why the Holy Ghost doesn't do that more. It was remarkably effective, but I'm not one to tell someone else how to do their job so I'll just keep my mouth shut and wait in faith for His Superior Plan to come to fruition.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Today I read in the news that Scots-land is holding elections. That's nice to see improvement. They say the election is a de facto referendum on independence after an historical 300 year union with England and some small islands. So given that, I have a question for the Scotch people: does anyone actually like it there? Every time I see a picture I see concrete, rain and evidence of substance abuse. Is that what you like?