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So, I take it that you're finally converting?Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
OK, let's start with tithing information, VISA, Mastercard, or American Express?Disagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
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What a pleasure serving such a Kickass(tm) God!Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"Comment
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Where on Earth did you get that idea?Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
Let's not.OK, let's start with tithing information, VISA, Mastercard, or American Express?
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Dear Ms. Van Buttspring! Our JOO lawyers have completed an accounting review of the people who use the forum most but haven't ponied up. Your share comes to US$8,621.66. Please remit the amount, in full, within the next week.Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostWhere on Earth did you get that idea?
Let's not.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Lo siento, sir, pero no entiendo inglés. No puedo entender las implicaciones de estas figuras numéricas que has presentado aquí. ¿Aparece ser una piña atada a una parte muy inconveniente de tu anatomía, no?Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Postsigpic
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What's that? You're looking for a job now? You can cook, clean and do other maid duties, wink wink? We don't hire people to wink here!Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostDisagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
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Actually, I was asking the good Pastor if his grouchiness is related to a pineapple stuck.....never mind.
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What???
What awful online translator did you use?
There was nothing about hand grenade in the original, it couldn't distinguish pineapple from hand grenade??? Eesh!sigpic
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Unfortunatly Hitler was an occultic satanist so we may not be able to count those. Too bad, alot of jews in there. I was wondering also if you can break that count down by denomination. Seems like the catholics have pulled way ahead. Got any ideas how we baptists could ever catch up.Comment
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The book of Revelations holds the answer to that question. Praise Jesus! God is a killer. Jesus will return as a warrior. Look at the Book of Revelations and you'll find out that Jesus is going to come back as a killer. And don't you forget that. God will kill a third of the population, a third of the earth.Originally posted by Al Shipton View Post
Now THAT gets an AMEN! Shout it at the top of your lungs boy! AMEN!!!Revelations 19:12 His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.
19:13 And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.
19:14 And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.
19:15 And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.
19:16 And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Oooh how much do i owe?Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View PostComment
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Depends. You've already blasphemed the Holy Spirit, right? That's the one unforgivable sin, so if you've done it there's no salvation for you.Originally posted by cavinaugh17 View Post
How much do the unsavable unsaved owe us? Once Biblical Law is returned to America, we will be providing faith-based services to heathens, services that will be paid for by user fees. How much will those fees be? Well, that depends if they stand still, or insist on being a moving target. Bullets are getting expensive these days, and for obvious reasons we will need payment in advance.Disagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
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I have no idea how I missed this!Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
I don't care if you don't speak English, you tart; I'll be happy to explain the amount you owe in any language you like, and SHOVE A GODDAMN PINEAPPLE UP YOUR OWN ASS!
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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So why exactly is it that you're against Catholics?Originally posted by Obey
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