[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Secular History Textbooks: A LIEberal Assault on America

Actually, it's not necroposting, Rev. Rodimer. Pastor Zeke was just showing the world that Brother Monty was right all along! We have won the war in Iraq. It has been a complete success. Now, Iraq is an up-and-coming, dynamic, sophisticated growing nation with DEMOCRACY, LIBERTY, and FREEDOM. Bombings and terrorism are ancient history. Before, under Saddam Hussein, they were a violent, third world country that sponsored terrorism, while the people lived in poverty without houses or clothes. Now, Iraqis are eating at McDonalds, drinking at Starbucks, and downloading the latest killer apps to their iPhones. All thanks to our GODLY former President Bush.

Let's just hope bongo-playing monkey boy in the White House doesn't screw everything up.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Secular History Textbooks: A LIEberal Assault on America

Shout GLORY!!

That there's some righteous necroposting, Pastor! Er, best I've seen all week! Four years, way to go!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Secular History Textbooks: A LIEberal Assault on America

Shout GLORY!!

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Secular History Textbooks: A LIEberal Assault on America

So you enjoy being under the queen? I notice that you have both the queen and the Canadian beaver on your filthy money. Since you're all subject of the queen up there, perhaps you could tell me why you love the queen's beaver so much....

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Secular History Textbooks: A LIEberal Assault on America

Most canadians don't like being canadians. Should we equate Undeadundies with the frogs from Quebec? We all know those chanuks are a bit touched in the head, but this really says, "Please shoot me!"

Would-be thief fails driving, IQ tests

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17264740/

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Secular History Textbooks: A LIEberal Assault on America

It's a little complicated. See, I'm extremely proud to be Canadian, and while I do believe that we should remain separate entities from one another, I still (somehow, and don't ask me how because I don't know) sort of, but only a little, consider myself a British subject and I stll feel a little loyalty to Her Majesty, though I don't want her ruling us. See what I mean? It's complicated...

Interesting.

I imagine it's like Iraqis feeling loyal to the Baath party, even though it no longer exists and Saddam Hussein has been executed.

Or maybe like people praying to imaginary gods, like Ra, or dead people, like Mary.

Is it like that?

[WickedWitch]

Re: Secular History Textbooks: A LIEberal Assault on America

So you identify with the people you fought against for independence?

Interesting.

It's a little complicated. See, I'm extremely proud to be Canadian, and while I do believe that we should remain separate entities from one another, I still (somehow, and don't ask me how because I don't know) sort of, but only a little, consider myself a British subject and I stll feel a little loyalty to Her Majesty, though I don't want her ruling us. See what I mean? It's complicated...

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Secular History Textbooks: A LIEberal Assault on America

Ah, but we were a British Colony, and thus when the British won, so did we.

So you identify with the people you fought against for independence?

Interesting.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Secular History Textbooks: A LIEberal Assault on America

Miss Undies, perhaps you need to review your history books.

Canada was not a nation in 1812. The United States was never at war with Canada, but with the British Empire.

Ah, but we were a British Colony, and thus when the British won, so did we.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Secular History Textbooks: A LIEberal Assault on America

You did! In terms of goals, yes, you got what you wanted; but on the battlefield, you all gots your butts toasted. Which probably happened while you were all running away from that little bonfire we held in your honour. Perhaps you might recall it: we burned the White House.

Miss Undies, perhaps you need to review your history books.

Canada was not a nation in 1812. The United States was never at war with Canada, but with the British Empire.

Now, as for who won? The US is THE world superpower, and the wee Brits do whatever our Godly president tells them to.

I think the US won the war.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Secular History Textbooks: A LIEberal Assault on America

You probably think we're not winning in Iraq, either!

Yeah. And that would be because you aren't.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Secular History Textbooks: A LIEberal Assault on America

You did! In terms of goals, yes, you got what you wanted; but on the battlefield, you all gots your butts toasted. Which probably happened while you were all running away from that little bonfire we held in your honour. Perhaps you might recall it: we burned the White House.

You probably think we're not winning in Iraq, either!

[WickedWitch]

Re: Secular History Textbooks: A LIEberal Assault on America

This coming from a woman who thinks America lost the War of 1812!

You did! In terms of goals, yes, you got what you wanted; but on the battlefield, you all gots your butts toasted. Which probably happened while you were all running away from that little bonfire we held in your honour. Perhaps you might recall it: we burned the White House.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Secular History Textbooks: A LIEberal Assault on America

That's possible. But it doesn't change the fact that you got the date of one of the most notorious terrorist attacks in human history wrong.

This coming from a woman who thinks America lost the War of 1812!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Secular History Textbooks: A LIEberal Assault on America

That's possible. But it doesn't change the fact that you got the date of one of the most notorious terrorist attacks in human history wrong.

Undecided,

Considering the vast language difficulties you Canadians have with American-English I will try to keep this simple; I know it hard for you to understand encapsulate womb of that great cooter of a country called Canada that but when we Americans say 911 changed everything, we mean everything. That includes calendar dates; 911 was so horrific it happened in 9/11/2001, 9/11/2002 and 9/11/2003.