Slavery Was Good For the Negroid Race

[WWJDnow]

President Trump recently truthed that the Smithsonian spends far too much effort discussing how bad slavery was. I completely agree, but I believe the President did not go far enough Just consider that, under slavery:

• Negroes received free transportation from Africa, where they were butt-naked savages, to lead civilized lives in the land of the free and the home of the brave, the good old United States of America.
• Negroes did not live in sordid urban ghettoes.
• Negro children were not mowed down in the streets during gang-related drive by shootings.
• Negroes had no drug problem.
• Nobody stole from the negroes, because they had nothing of value to steal.
• Negroes had much better music than that rap crap they listen to today.
• Negroes received housing, food, water, and clothing without having to pay a cent.
• Negroes recieved valuable vocational training at no cost.
• Negroes had someone who made sure they got up and went to work, which is especially important given how lazy negroes are.
• Negroes were not forced to learn things they aren't any good at, such as reading, writing, and arithmetic.
• Negro men stayed with their families, at least until they were sold apart.
• Negro women had the opportunity to improve their lot by bearing mixed race babies for their masters and overseers.
• Negroes did not have to agonize over which candidates to vote for in elections.

The simple fact is that negroes during slavery led care-free, happy lives under the benevolent protection of their white masters until that idiot Abraham Lincoln--the worst Republican President ever--came along and "emancipated" them. We have been living with the unfortunate consequences ever since.

I'm happy to see that President Trump has a more balanced view of slavery than the libs who used to run the Smithsonian. I hope he will see fit to issue an executive order repealing the Civil War amendments to the Constitution and returning the negroes to the plantations where they belong.

Yes, I know that this will mean that we white folk will once again have to take up the mantle of protectors and benefactors of the negro race. After all, Jesus himself told us in the Bible that we must treat our slaves with only necessary, and never unnecessary, cruelty. But that is a cross we should all gladly bear to restore peace and tranquility as we Make America Great Again.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Yes, I know that this will mean that we white folk will once again have to take up the mantle of protectors and benefactors of the negro race. After all, Jesus himself told us in the Bible that we must treat our slaves with only necessary, and never unnecessary, cruelty. But that is a cross we should all gladly bear to restore peace and tranquility as we Make America Great Again.

A timely post, Brother Dnow. I looked back a few years and found the Smithsonian advise, "How to have that tough conversation about race." This implies the Negro has legitimate grievances. We white people have suffered enough. The best conversation to have about treatment of the Negro is no conversation at all.

How to Have That Tough Conversation About Race, Racism and Racial Identity

[I Man Rastafari]

I must say as a Christian of the Rastafari that these ideas are very hurtful to I. Before my ancestors were enslaved by the white man we were mostly princes and kings and such as that. Our women grew the yams while the men attended to serious matters. The white man made us work and there were no yams. I myself still have no wife but as a dignitary I am paid handsomely with monies and I am able to seek companionship with many white girls who seem to like a black man with well oiled dreds and perfect teeth and an enticing Jamaican accent.

[Johny Joe Hold]

It is good to hear from Jamaca, I Man. I hope I can be helpful by passing along a bit of advice. Even though God put your ancestors on Jamaca, apparently to serve its white people, I would be careful about contacts with white women. President Trump has been removing people from locations where he does not feel they belong and depositing them somewhere else. Our President may decide to move those in your religion somewhere else. It will not be to the U.S.

[MitzaLizalor]

I am so excited. A new soul for Christ?

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Before my ancestors were enslaved by the white man we were mostly princes and kings

Or as I understood it, enslaved by savage momadens. For some reason they need to elevate the anus regularly throughout the day. To celebrate an observer who sees everything, clothing matters not, from whose perspective in the matter of desert dwellers the miasma would be extreme yet, beyond liberation across the centuries from such, souls exist yearning for Africa once more?

As it happens, I'm cooking cardamon vermicelli custard today. Do I warble and jump up and down or feel obliged to adopt postures outlined (above) I do not? All that's required is milk, pods ..that's about it unless maybe honey or reducing the mixture for a few hours.

I Man, if you'd like some call in any time, whatever yarns your women spun are never necessary here.

(I do have a spinning wheel and some vividly-hued wools to roughly slub, though, where your comments will be appreciated – if you can find the time.)

[I Man Rastafari]

Greetings white people! Your new website accommodations are confusing to I. I was apparently unable to properly inform my white friends that I myself have returned to Babylon after the unfortunate circumstances of my last deportation. I am still unkilled by Donald Trump and I am now gainfully employed as the United Nations Representative for Undocumented Persons here in Babylon. It is a very prestigious position so I have a new red passport and I am afforded a new Range Rover as well as an expense account and a handsome salary of monies. It is possible that I will be in and near your lovely town of Freehold in Iowa to represent the rights of the migrants you hold captive there and if so, I will gladly stop at the home of Sistren Mitza who was so kind as to offer her friendship.

Jah Guide!
Trevor

[Johny Joe Hold]

Greetings white people!

It is possible that I will be in and near your lovely town of Freehold in Iowa to represent the rights of the migrants you hold captive there and if so, I will gladly stop at the home of Sistren Mitza who was so kind as to offer her friendship.
Jah Guide!
Trevor

Thank you, I Man, for keeping us up to date on your professional life. As for visiting Freehold, I would discourage that. There are rumors Spanish is whispered among those who tend our lawns and clean our houses. I assume none of them have papers but this in OK because those who hire are prominent people with connections.

I'd suggest you visit instead the city of Columbus Junction, Iowa. That city is half wet back. Governor Rynolds ordered the plant there that slaughters pigs to remain open during covid. Illegals died like flies. I encouraged the Governor to keep the Tyson slaughter house open because we in Freehold did not want a shortage of pork chops. Trump's staff has daily quotas of illegals (sometimes they turn out to be legal, doesn't really matter) and maybe you could help Tyson by keeping workers the slaughter floor.

Columbus Junction, Iowa - Wikipedia

[MitzaLizalor]

I can see my last post might have been confusing.

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The white man made us work and there were no yams. I myself still have no wife

if you'd like some call in any time, whatever yarns your women spun are never necessary here.

There were insects crawling on my screen and I confused the highlighted words. Actually there weren't insects, I just thought there were (probably something in system settings) anyway concerning your visit, since you haven't found a wife, that would be for hours rather than days. I'm glad you have a lucrative job and a new passport.

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to represent the rights of the migrants you hold captive

Luke 4:18 [Jesus speaking] The Spirit of the Lord is upon me, because he hath anointed me to preach the gospel to the poor; he hath sent me to heal the brokenhearted, to preach deliverance to the captives, and recovering of sight to the blind, to set at liberty them that are bruised

Your magnanimity as a diplomat would be better directed elsewhere, in this respect. As you can see, any yardbirds you had in mind—whether such exist in Landover remains to be demonstrated—would be represented by Jesus, regardless of their immediate status Psalm 102:19-20 so the highest level of diplomacy is currently in force. "Highest" means it can't be augmented (i.e. to a higher level, because there isn't one) but perhaps it would be as well to bring your passport. I'm sure the mayor would look after it for you. Please do not contact the deaconess.

In Him.

[Johny Joe Hold]

When it comes to making up history, the Smithsonian is the worst. Now it is claiming that one in four cowboys in the American west were negroes. I've watched countless movies about cowboys. None were Negro. The stars were John Wayne, Audie Murphy, the Lone Ranger and Alan Ladd. President Trump, shut down the Smithsonian.

The Lesser-Known History of African-American Cowboys