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  • unsavedwretch1122
    Foul Sinner on Moderation
    • Jan 2007
    • 20

    #1

    I think Communism is REALLY COOL! :)

    Why have

    When you can have
  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #2
    Re: I think Communism is REALLY COOL!

    Originally posted by unsavedwretch1122 View Post
    Why have

    When you can have
    I, too, fail to see the benefits of image hosted by tripod. However, I'm unconvinced that communist totalitarianism offers a viable alternative. How old are you?
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • unsavedwretch1122
      Foul Sinner on Moderation
      • Jan 2007
      • 20

      #3
      Re: I think Communism is REALLY COOL!

      Well, image hosting by tripod gets the job done, as does Communism!


      BTW: Lenin weeps for you.

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #4
        Re: I think Communism is REALLY COOL!

        Originally posted by unsavedwretch1122 View Post
        Well, image hosting by tripod gets the job done, as does Communism!


        BTW: Lenin weeps for you.
        If the job in question is exposing you as an exceptional dullard, then yes, you are correct. Now get thee gone.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • unsavedwretch1122
          Foul Sinner on Moderation
          • Jan 2007
          • 20

          #5
          Re: I think Communism is REALLY COOL!

          Hiding behind my extended vocabulary, I am safe from harm.




          It's OK, I still love you.

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          • SalvationSeeker
            True Christian™ Theologian
            Forum Member
            • Sep 2006
            • 3892

            #6
            Re: I think Communism is REALLY COOL!

            Originally posted by unsavedwretch1122 View Post
            Hiding behind my extended vocabulary, I am safe from harm.




            It's OK, I still love you.
            Hiding? Who's hiding? And from what? What harm is this you are you talking about.. little YOU?
            Don't make us laugh, homer.
            Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 02-25-2007, 06:10 PM.
            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
            Proverbs 9:12-13

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            • unsavedwretch1122
              Foul Sinner on Moderation
              • Jan 2007
              • 20

              #7
              Re: I think Communism is REALLY COOL!

              Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
              Hiding? Who's hiding? And from what? What harm is this you are you talking about.. little YOU?
              Don't make us laugh, homer.

              Homer is one of my favorite poets/authors/Simpsons characters.

              Have you tried The Odyssey?

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              • SalvationSeeker
                True Christian™ Theologian
                Forum Member
                • Sep 2006
                • 3892

                #8
                Re: I think Communism is REALLY COOL!

                Originally posted by unsavedwretch1122 View Post
                Homer is one of my favorite poets/authors/Simpsons characters.

                Have you tried The Odyssey?

                Have you tried the HOLY KJV1611 BIBLE?
                Jesus can save you from your retardedness, friend, should you only accept Him.
                Praise God!


                Now.. Go get your parents credit cards.. And click the big shiny PayPal button at the bottom of the page.
                Show Jesus you love Him by giving Him a fat check.
                Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 02-25-2007, 06:18 PM.
                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                Proverbs 9:12-13

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                • unsavedwretch1122
                  Foul Sinner on Moderation
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 20

                  #9
                  Re: I think Communism is REALLY COOL!

                  : Wheres mah money!!??

                  Me: Sorry, I didn't want to donate.

                  : Please?

                  Me: Sorry, I was saving that to get a new TV so I could watch CNN.

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #10
                    Re: I think Communism is REALLY COOL!

                    Originally posted by unsavedwretch1122 View Post
                    : Wheres mah money!!??

                    Me: Sorry, I didn't want to donate.

                    : Please?

                    Me: Sorry, I was saving that to get a new TV so I could watch CNN.
                    Unsavedwretch after his death: Is there any way I can escape the Lake of Fire?
                    : No
                    Unsaved wretch: (Screams in agony for eternity.)
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • OnYourKnees
                      On Extended Furlough
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 4729

                      #11
                      Re: I think Communism is REALLY COOL!

                      Let's see:

                      Christianity: Dominant (largest) world religion, with over 2 billion served.

                      Communism: Failed socioeconomic model, which cannot succeed at scales greater than the individual commune. Inability to award innovation, initiative, or efficiency led to economic collapse in large nations. Largest past Communist nations: Soviet Union (collapsed, 1980s), China (presently transitioning to capitalism, since 1980s). Eastern Europe was largely Communist under the control of the Soviet Union, but gained independence and transitioned to capitalism or moderate socialism in the 1980s and 1990s.

                      Current "successful" Communist nations include: Cuba, Laos, Vietnam, North Korea. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communist_state

                      Yeah, that sounds like a great choice. Enjoy that failed system, aptly-named unsavedwretch!

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #12
                        Re: I think Communism is REALLY COOL!

                        Apparently this "comrade" hasn't heard the news: Communism failed. It currently lies in the dust heap of history, along with its ugly sister fascism. It was soundly defeated by Jesus Christ, with the assistance of the Godly Ronald Reagan and his dragon lady assistant, Margaret Thatcher. In every single country where communism was once imposed, Jesus has quickly moved in to fill the vacuum. Glory!

                        Lenin has about as much credibility as Ronald McDonald.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Rev. Dr. Davidson
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 1439

                          #13
                          Re: I think Communism is REALLY COOL!

                          Originally posted by unsavedwretch1122 View Post
                          Well, image hosting by tripod gets the job done, as does Communism!
                          Have you told your parents about your late night mastrubation sessions, while watching the Kids Next Door?
                          "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                          (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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                          • WilliamJenningsBryan
                            True Christian™
                             
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 9384

                            #14
                            Re: I think Communism is REALLY COOL!

                            Originally posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson View Post
                            Have you told your parents about your late night mastrubation sessions, while watching the Kids Next Door?
                            I think we are observing the dangers inherent in allowing male children to play with Ken dolls, especially if they are given marker pens and allowed to draw goatees on their faces.
                            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                            ...and get off my lawn
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                            • unsavedwretch1122
                              Foul Sinner on Moderation
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 20

                              #15
                              Re: I think Communism is REALLY COOL!

                              Originally posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson View Post
                              Have you told your parents about your late night mastrubation sessions, while watching the Kids Next Door?
                              Not Kids Next Door, Powerpuff Girls.

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