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Q: Who is buried in Jesus' tomb?
an inauspicious start for a momentous thread
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Jesus USED TO BE,
but
GLOOOOOOORY
He has risen!
...And no jew named Cameronski can take away our Saviour's temporary sacrifice
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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A very proper answer, that, Brother: No Body
However....
Who has been following the news?Comment
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Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostJesus USED TO BE,
but
GLOOOOOOORY
He has risen!
...And no jew named Cameronski can take away our Saviour's temporary sacrifice ....
Say He Has Sinken .............then what?Last edited by Poetic Peter; 02-27-2007, 03:37 AM.Comment
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The first jackass to answer "Lee Harvey Oswald" or "Elvis" will receive a huge batch of fresh infraction points!Originally posted by Poetic Peter View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Ow, I just wanted to say one of those!Originally posted by Brother Temperance View PostComment
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Technically, isn't that you? Replying sarcastically never even occurred to me until I read your post. Thank you - I feel inspired. Praise!Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
"It is not too strong a statement to declare that this is the way civilizations begin to die. None of us has the right to suppose it cannot happen here."
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Please report to the Introduction Thread and tell us about yourself.Originally posted by deadhero View PostTechnically, isn't that you? Replying sarcastically never even occurred to me until I read your post. Thank you - I feel inspired. Praise!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!Comment
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Have I told you lately that I love you, Dances?
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Originally posted by Undecided View Post Have I told you lately that I love you, Dances?
How sweet - you're pretty nifty yourself.Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!Comment
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can I say...Paris Hilton?Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
or is she still in jail....?
I hope she still is...Comment
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Saddam Hussien!
or
Kurt Cobain!
or
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Hmm.....
Buddah!Comment
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