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  • whoreslayer
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Feb 2008
    • 10
    #1

    Valentine's day chatter

    That's because you are all wife beaters who are too fucking weak to try and beat another male because you are too scared of looking weak in front of your lord.

    Who you are yet to prove actually exists. All the world has heard are stories, and visions of "the good lord" on a fucking biscuit or in some decrepid, seenile old ladies breakfast cereal. Get out of the fucking trailer park and get a real job and a real home you child molesting priest loving whores!!
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    • handofgod
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      • Jan 2008
      • 76
      #2
      Re: Why "Valentines Day" is Treason Season!

      But they are muslims?
      When our enemies strike us, we must not retaliate; we must even turn the other cheek. And we must forigve -- not seven times, but seventy times seven.

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        • pyfire
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Feb 2008
          • 5
          #3
          Re: Why "Valentines Day" is Treason Season!

          Never thought about it that way before.
          And I don't think I plan on thinking of Valentines day that way again.
          Because you're absolutely ridiculous.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78553
              #4
              Re: Why "Valentines Day" is Treason Season!

              Originally posted by pyfire View Post
              Never thought about it that way before.
              And I don't think I plan on thinking of Valentines day that way again.
              Because you're absolutely ridiculous.
              Get rid of that lezbeanic photograph in your avatar, young lady. We don't tolerate sodomites here.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • McDinn
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 20
                  #5
                  Re: Why "Valentines Day" is Treason Season!

                  So what if it was "Treason" to the Roman Empire? The Roman Empire used to kill Christians, are you defending the Empire?

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                    • valentin_miro
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 7
                      #6
                      Re: Why "Valentines Day" is Treason Season!

                      You know, for a religon based on love for jesus and what not


                      You people sure are hateful.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78553
                          #7
                          Re: Why "Valentines Day" is Treason Season!

                          Originally posted by valentin_miro View Post
                          You know, for a religon based on love for jesus and what not


                          You people sure are hateful.
                          What Jesus means by love and what unsaved trash means are very, very different things. Jesus said this:

                          Luke 14:26
                          If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
                          BTW: if you continue to post here, kindly follow our policies and use American spelling, grammar and punctuation.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Mr. Jingles
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Aug 2007
                              • 574
                              #8
                              Re: Why "Valentines Day" is Treason Season!

                              It's bad enough this month has a holiday named after a Catholic, but it's also when Black History Month is held. February has become the month of negros & Catholics; some negros are Catholics, too, I hear.

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