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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

    Originally posted by Asshat Turdhead View Post
    The ethnicity of the middle east is Arabian.
    No it isn't.

    There are many references to Jesus' colouring in The Bible from the historical record of Samuel to the present day and beyond.

    Here's one:
    Song of Solomon 5:10 My beloved is white and ruddy, the chiefest among ten thousand.
    Revelation 1:14 His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;
    KJV
    Last edited by MitzaLizalor; 06-14-2013, 11:10 PM. Reason: removed first part of quote because it would only confuse OP

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  • Asshat Turdhead
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    Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

    To the "Arrogant Atheist Dick"
    Israel is in the region of the world we like to call the Middle east. The ethnicity of the middle east is Arabian.

    Mary was an Arab because she was born in the area. In an age before safe sea travel and airplanes, it was extremely unlikely to find a person in a given area that had a different ethnicity than the rest of the population.

    Jesus must have had DNA. If not, he would not have an organic body. As divine as you say he is, he was human, humans are made of cells and cells contain NA for which they create structures based off of their information.

    Give me another explanation if you don't accept my two options.

    DNA tells the cells what to do. The cell will make structures based off of the DNA. Any special ability that jesus had (if it was in the DNA) would have to have a unique organ for jesus to have. Many of the things people say he can do defy the laws of physics, DNA can't do that.

    You can not answer every question with god did it. If god did it that way, God must be extremely stupid. Jesus would have had a severely limited capacity to make outdoor speeches. The people of that land would be much less likely to listen to him, if he was white.

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

    Originally posted by Asshat Turdhead View Post
    This makes it extremely unlikely that Jesus had white skin
    Son, you don't seem to understand just how special Christ really is. He suffered death on the Cross. Death, dear. That means His human heart stopped beating. The blood stopped coursing through His human veins. His holy brain stopped receiving life-nourishing oxygen. He was buried for three days. Three Days, dear. Do you know what cellular decomposition looks like after three days? Surely in that dark, dank tomb there was fungi present to grow any dead body.

    And yet, the LORD was resurrected on Easter Morning, with all His previously dead organs presumably working, no mention of His being moldy. Not only that, but some time later His disciples witnessed His rise into the air, through the clouds, out the atmosphere, into deep space (Mark 16:19). Any mere human would suffocate from the lack of oxygen (but our LORD was already used to this), and the physical conditions in space would kill any other man. We know He did all these things, even when they are otherwise "extremely unlikely." Considering what Jesus can and did accomplish, worrying about how He got His skin to be white is, well, a silly waste of time, don't you think?

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

    Originally posted by Asshat Turdhead View Post
    Then explain to me how, i will explain why its extremely likely that he was Arab...
    Pssst: Israel =/= Arabia (but letting inconvenient "facts" distract from the point you're trying to makeenforce just shows a lack of faith, so carry on).

    ...First, Mary was Arab...
    Prove it?

    ...that automatically disqualifies him from being fully white if he had her DNA in him. Now, Jesus would have to have had another DNA strand interact with Mary's, otherwise he would have been a genetic copy of Mary (kind of like and identical twin, except Jesus would be younger)...
    Prove Jesus had DNA.

    ...Now there are two possibilities on this. God could have planted his own (if he has any) DNA in Mary. God has no ethnicity...
    Prove it.

    ...and divine qualities can't really be stored in DNA...
    Prove that.

    ...so this would be unlikely. The other is that God fashioned a strand of DNA so that Jesus would be able to perform his job to the best of his abilities. If the DNA called for white skin, Jesus would have dealt with Sunburn and skin cancer due to the unforgiving Arabian Sun. Technically, total black skin would have done a better job than Arab skin. This makes it extremely unlikely that Jesus had white skin
    Or, <drumroll> God did it. Problem solved, and without spraining your brain doing mental gymnastics about the heritage and ethnicity of a non-existent megalomaniac from 2,000 years ago.

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  • Asshat Turdhead
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    Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

    Then explain to me how, i will explain why its extremely likely that he was Arab. First, Mary was Arab, that automatically disqualifies him from being fully white if he had her DNA in him. Now, Jesus would have to have had another DNA strand interact with Mary's, otherwise he would have been a genetic copy of Mary (kind of like and identical twin, except Jesus would be younger). Now there are two possibilities on this. God could have planted his own (if he has any) DNA in Mary. God has no ethnicity and divine qualities can't really be stored in DNA so this would be unlikely. The other is that God fashioned a strand of DNA so that Jesus would be able to perform his job to the best of his abilities. If the DNA called for white skin, Jesus would have dealt with Sunburn and skin cancer due to the unforgiving Arabian Sun. Technically, total black skin would have done a better job than Arab skin. This makes it extremely unlikely that Jesus had white skin

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

    Originally posted by Asshat Turdhead View Post
    The jury has long been in about DNA. We have observed DNA replicating and the copied genes being read by ribosomes which use it to create proteins. The proteins are what the cells are made of, and we are made of cells. We also have observed direct coralations between what the DNA is composed of and physical characteristics.
    DNA, schmee-N-A. Jesus was, is, and always shall be a White Man.

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  • Des
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    Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

    When a liberal atheist God mocker starts babbling on about replicating direct colored's, I realize how corrupt this world has become. Don't you think they're doing too much of that already?

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  • Asshat Turdhead
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    Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

    The jury has long been in about DNA. We have observed DNA replicating and the copied genes being read by ribosomes which use it to create proteins. The proteins are what the cells are made of, and we are made of cells. We also have observed direct coralations between what the DNA is composed of and physical characteristics.

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

    Originally posted by My_Real_Truth View Post
    You people really are delusional. What do you mean no proof of DNA! Yes the scripture is the Word of God, but for the love of God open your eyes and see the world for what it really is!
    Well the jury has not been called yet the DNA thing - come to think of it, not even all the evidence is in! Where did all this "DNA" come from? I know some people say that it can be seen through a microscope but can it? Sure, a microscope might make things look bigger but that does NOT mean the things you see are something else. And just making up a name (chromosome for example) doesn't prove anything.

    So until the evidence is in, homeschoolers teach their children the established view on this, supported by The Bible, and may mention other suggestions IF they do not contradict God's Inerrant Word. Remember, God made everything and therefore knows everything about it. What He teaches is certain. And that instruction is in The Bible.

    The Bible records the historical facts concerning our origins, the creation of Adam, the begetting of Jesus, the vileness of Eve, and the debate around DNA (such as it is) cannoy at present accommodaye those facts. The best it can manage is to say that they never happened, there was no Adam, God did not impregnate Mary, Eve never existed. In that way the geneticists deny God, deny Jesus and therefore (obviously) deny The Holy Ghost.

    Why would any Christian teach such blasphemy?

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  • My_Real_Truth
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    You people really are delusional. What do you mean no proof of DNA! Yes the scripture is the Word of God, but for the love of God open your eyes and see the world for what it really is!

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  • Brother-Jon
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    Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

    Originally posted by Asshat Turdhead View Post
    Yes, god might not have DNA, but god is not the person in question. Jesus was human (divine, but human) and must have had DNA. Mary was able to give birth to him without DNA from a husband, so unless some DNA was put into Mary's system, the child would have been a genetic clone of her.

    If god does not have DNA, then he probably created a strand that was just perfect for the job that Jesus would have to do. Now, the Arabian Sun is a very dangerous thing. It will fry the skin of any unprotected person. If Jesus had white skin, then he would have had very serious sunburns at the end of the day and he would be at serious risk of melanoma (skin cancer).

    If god had DNA created just for this purpose, it would be much more probable that the DNA would be coded for darker skin.
    Wow. You really are hopeless, retarded, homosexual drug crazed pedophiliac afterall. You're trying to get like extra-sodomized in hell by everybody there, huh? I would point you to some verses to prove your obvious idiocy but I know you wouldn't read them.
    I'm still gonna pray for you though, but after thinking about your responses all day I'm pretty sure God hates you. He hates fags you know.

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  • Des
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    Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

    Originally posted by Asshat Turdhead View Post
    Yes, god might not have DNA, but god is not the person in question. Jesus was human (divine, but human) and must have had DNA. Mary was able to give birth to him without DNA from a husband, so unless some DNA was put into Mary's system, the child would have been a genetic clone of her.

    If god does not have DNA, then he probably created a strand that was just perfect for the job that Jesus would have to do. Now, the Arabian Sun is a very dangerous thing. It will fry the skin of any unprotected person. If Jesus had white skin, then he would have had very serious sunburns at the end of the day and he would be at serious risk of melanoma (skin cancer).

    If god had DNA created just for this purpose, it would be much more probable that the DNA would be coded for darker skin.
    You seem to forget that if DNA really exists, (and I've personally never seen it and haven't read about it in the Bible, so I have some reservations) then DNA is made by God. God could then create a perfect strain of DNA which was UV resistant. Or perhaps He gave our Lord and Savior reflective skin. This is God we're talking about. It is also obvious to a rational Christian that Jesus' healing powers would continually heal him of the suns harmful rays. Don't you Godless heathens ever think these things through? Oh, why am I asking? Of course you don't, otherwise you would have already accepted Jesus and saved your souls!

    Jesus is obviously white, as white is the color of purity. I've always known this in my heart, but am still thankful for a firm theological explanation.

    Glory onto Him.

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

    Originally posted by Aegon Targaryen View Post
    If god had an ethnicity, then based on the assumption that heaven gets lots of direct sunlight, that would make it more probable that god has darker skin.
    It is always better to read The Bible than to make assumptions.
    PSALM 119:130 The entrance of thy words giveth light; it giveth understanding unto the simple.
    HABAKKUK 3:4 And his brightness was as the light; he had horns coming out of his hand: and there was the hiding of his power.
    REVELATION 22:5 And there shall be no night there; and they need no candle, neither light of the sun; for the Lord God giveth them light: and they shall reign for ever and ever.
    KJV

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  • Asshat Turdhead
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    Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

    Yes, god might not have DNA, but god is not the person in question. Jesus was human (divine, but human) and must have had DNA. Mary was able to give birth to him without DNA from a husband, so unless some DNA was put into Mary's system, the child would have been a genetic clone of her.

    If god does not have DNA, then he probably created a strand that was just perfect for the job that Jesus would have to do. Now, the Arabian Sun is a very dangerous thing. It will fry the skin of any unprotected person. If Jesus had white skin, then he would have had very serious sunburns at the end of the day and he would be at serious risk of melanoma (skin cancer).

    If god had DNA created just for this purpose, it would be much more probable that the DNA would be coded for darker skin.

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

    Originally posted by Aegon Targaryen View Post
    You are basing your assumption that god has DNA, something we can not be sure of.
    We know God can create the Heavens (twice!) and the Earth in only SIX DAYS! We know He can create plants to live before any sun exists to offer them life-sustaining rays! (Genesis 1:11-13; 14-19) We know He can create bats to be birds! To think He needs a White Man's DNA to be White? Well, that's just silly!

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