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  • Elmer G. White
    Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
    Victim of atheist scientific persecution
     
    • Apr 2014
    • 10260

    #1096
    Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

    Originally posted by Skelter_floof View Post
    Eh, when it comes to IKEA, I'm pretty sure it's only woodcutters who work there. The onus of carpentry skills is placed on the consumer.
    Please, do not give too much credit to the Swiss Swarm that invented the IKEA heresy. Based on much Prayer and Biblical Study combined to a few selected secular sources I have been able to determine that with a high probability the Swiss are the descendants of the sodomites that were driven out of God's lands during the bygone years.

    1 Kings 22:46
    And the remnant of the sodomites, which remained in the days of his father Asa, he took out of the land.

    This means that most likely it is just sodomistic pleasures that take place in the Swissy IKEA factories.


    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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    • MitzaLizalor
      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2010
      • 14223

      #1097
      Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

      Here's some promoting cheese. Note the hats.

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